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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 15 yrs ago
Always a good time at the...
reviewed by
MrJDW1

8.0

Always a good time at the Crazy Horse. When you enter between 6-7 PM cover charge is only $15. At the end of the day shift and beginning of the evening shift there are usually…

review
published 15 yrs ago
An old standby with sometimes really...
reviewed by
magnumpi

7.3

An old standby with sometimes really hot women and other times not so much. The lap dances are as much contact as you want (no sex, as far as I could tell). The feature performer…

review
published 15 yrs ago
I went to the Crazy Horse...
reviewed by
shadowstroker

9.0

I went to the Crazy Horse last Monday between 5 and 6pm. My first time to a strip club, so please excuse my naivety. Entry was $20. When I walked in, there…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Got there around 10:30 on a...
reviewed by
nothumbs

8.0

Got there around 10:30 on a Wednesday night. Parked at the garage at 5th and Mission & walked over to the club. $25 cover.

Soon as I got in there, I hadn't even sat…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Well, I won't address the seating...
reviewed by
XTommyX

7.3

Well, I won't address the seating arrangement as there have been many accurate descriptions of the odd theatre seating. The stage side interaction is very good from the front row. As previously stated,…

review
published 15 yrs ago
I've been at this club ...
reviewed by
Hexec

6.0

I've been at this club number of times over the years and from one night to the next or one month to the next your experience can vary substantially. Not a particularly good week…

review
published 15 yrs ago
After reading the reviews, I decided...
reviewed by
beishmael

8.3

After reading the reviews, I decided to try this out during a recent trip to SF. What everyone says about the theater seating is correct. What an odd arrangement.

The level of contact was rather shocking…

review
published 15 yrs ago
I was here April 24th I usually...
reviewed by
bitterdbag

7.0

I was here April 24th

I usually go to Crazy Horse during the day. The dancers are not as hot but the dances are so much better, and the value is better too. But…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Went to this place on a...
reviewed by
mplswndr

7.3

Went to this place on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago and have mixed feelings about it. Sure, it is a weird layout being an old theater and all but that's no big…

review
published 15 yrs ago
CH has been changing quite a...
reviewed by
JasonMckin

6.7

CH has been changing quite a bit since the recession. Given the sharp drop in number of visitors, girls have been a bit more mercernary in service. Very friendly girls around a year…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Went to this club on a...
reviewed by
large

7.0

Went to this club on a Saturday evening. There were a decent number of dancers there and they were decent looking. No stunners but no uglies either. The set up is different.…

review
published 15 yrs ago
I really wasn't planning on stopping...
reviewed by
Mr Magoo

8.0

I really wasn't planning on stopping in on a mid Friday afternoon. I wanted to try this ramen noodle place and thought I'd work up an appetite first.

There were quite a few new faces…