Reviews

Most of the other reviews are fairly accurate. Kind of a scummy place but they had some decent talent. Very odd layout of the place complicates things. The regular dances are pretty lame, but…

Same as reviewers before, it's like a theater. If you sit on the front row surrounding the stage, you might get a mini lapdance (light touching was available). They have three options for lap dances...bikini,…

The layout of this club is a bit odd, as when you walk in, there are rows of seats, just like in a movie theater. The first set of seats all face forward towards…

Always a good time at the Crazy Horse. When you enter between 6-7 PM cover charge is only $15. At the end of the day shift and beginning of the evening shift there are usually…

An old standby with sometimes really hot women and other times not so much. The lap dances are as much contact as you want (no sex, as far as I could tell). The feature performer…

I went to the Crazy Horse last Monday between 5 and 6pm. My first time to a strip club, so please excuse my naivety. Entry was $20. When I walked in, there…

Got there around 10:30 on a Wednesday night. Parked at the garage at 5th and Mission & walked over to the club. $25 cover. Soon as I got in there, I hadn't even sat…

Well, I won't address the seating arrangement as there have been many accurate descriptions of the odd theatre seating. The stage side interaction is very good from the front row. As previously stated,…

I've been at this club number of times over the years and from one night to the next or one month to the next your experience can vary substantially. Not a particularly good week…

After reading the reviews, I decided to try this out during a recent trip to SF. What everyone says about the theater seating is correct. What an odd arrangement. The level of contact was rather shocking…

I was here April 24th I usually go to Crazy Horse during the day. The dancers are not as hot but the dances are so much better, and the value is better too. But…

Went to this place on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago and have mixed feelings about it. Sure, it is a weird layout being an old theater and all but that's no big…