Reviews

Have been here twice, leaving with different impressions each time. In both cases the dancers were friendly and plentiful and the staff laid back. For out of town guests, be prepared for some sticker shock…

Went on a Saturday at 930 and was pretty disappointed at first. The first few dancers looked gross although they were eager to please anyone who put out a dollar bill. As the night went…

Been to Crazy Horse a few times while I was in San Francisco for business. Great spot, friendly girls a couple of hustlers.
Got a lap dance from 3 girls 2 were very friendly. One was…

I have been here many times over the years. There is a small lobby area at the front where you pay, with an ATM machine in the corner and a list of the…

Thought I'd check out the Crazy Horse after being disappointed with the quality of dancers down the street at the Market Street Cinema. Let's just say I was not disappointed. Kendra, an enhanced…

This is fast becoming my favorite club ever since Rick's in Seattle was shut down. Went in on a weekday afternoon, found about 10 dancers and slightly less patrons. The seats began…

Went on a Friday afternoon and the club was quiet. Maybe only 5 customers there so it felt strange, especially with the runway setup in the club. Nonetheless, I sat in the front…

This is one of the better strip clubs I been too, dancerwise anyway. You walk in and pay at the counter and proceed and walk in the back to the club. The setup…

This was a disappointing trip to the Crazy Horse. It was a challenge to get in as there was a concert at the theatre next door just going in as I got to the…

Most of the other reviews are fairly accurate. Kind of a scummy place but they had some decent talent. Very odd layout of the place complicates things. The regular dances are pretty lame, but…

Same as reviewers before, it's like a theater. If you sit on the front row surrounding the stage, you might get a mini lapdance (light touching was available). They have three options for lap dances...bikini,…

The layout of this club is a bit odd, as when you walk in, there are rows of seats, just like in a movie theater. The first set of seats all face forward towards…