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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 14 yrs ago
This is one of the better...
reviewed by
jjcw

7.7

This is one of the better strip clubs I been too, dancerwise anyway. You walk in and pay at the counter and proceed and walk in the back to the club. The setup…

review
published 14 yrs ago
This was a disappointing trip to...
reviewed by
mgm27grand

4.7

This was a disappointing trip to the Crazy Horse. It was a challenge to get in as there was a concert at the theatre next door just going in as I got to the…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Most of the other reviews are...
reviewed by
PVenkman

5.7

Most of the other reviews are fairly accurate. Kind of a scummy place but they had some decent talent. Very odd layout of the place complicates things. The regular dances are pretty lame, but…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Same as reviewers before, it's like...
reviewed by
hosscurlee

6.7

Same as reviewers before, it's like a theater. If you sit on the front row surrounding the stage, you might get a mini lapdance (light touching was available). They have three options for lap dances...bikini,…

review
published 14 yrs ago
The layout of this club is...
reviewed by
antraid2002

9.3

The layout of this club is a bit odd, as when you walk in, there are rows of seats, just like in a movie theater. The first set of seats all face forward towards…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Always a good time at the...
reviewed by
MrJDW1

8.0

Always a good time at the Crazy Horse. When you enter between 6-7 PM cover charge is only $15. At the end of the day shift and beginning of the evening shift there are usually…

review
published 15 yrs ago
An old standby with sometimes really...
reviewed by
magnumpi

7.3

An old standby with sometimes really hot women and other times not so much. The lap dances are as much contact as you want (no sex, as far as I could tell). The feature performer…

review
published 15 yrs ago
I went to the Crazy Horse...
reviewed by
shadowstroker

9.0

I went to the Crazy Horse last Monday between 5 and 6pm. My first time to a strip club, so please excuse my naivety. Entry was $20. When I walked in, there…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Got there around 10:30 on a...
reviewed by
nothumbs

8.0

Got there around 10:30 on a Wednesday night. Parked at the garage at 5th and Mission & walked over to the club. $25 cover.

Soon as I got in there, I hadn't even sat…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Well, I won't address the seating...
reviewed by
XTommyX

7.3

Well, I won't address the seating arrangement as there have been many accurate descriptions of the odd theatre seating. The stage side interaction is very good from the front row. As previously stated,…

review
published 15 yrs ago
I've been at this club ...
reviewed by
Hexec

6.0

I've been at this club number of times over the years and from one night to the next or one month to the next your experience can vary substantially. Not a particularly good week…

review
published 15 yrs ago
After reading the reviews, I decided...
reviewed by
beishmael

8.3

After reading the reviews, I decided to try this out during a recent trip to SF. What everyone says about the theater seating is correct. What an odd arrangement.

The level of contact was rather shocking…