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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 14 yrs ago
Went back to CH for another...
reviewed by
jjcw

7.3

Went back to CH for another round of sexy women. Decided to go in the afternoon early evening because admnission is cheaper before 6PM and had plans later that day. As usual the club is…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Went into Crazy Horse after the...
reviewed by
roddercake

6.7

Went into Crazy Horse after the Giants lost a playoff game and was just looking for some quick action. The place is set up more like a theater than a strip club - there…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Stopped by on Sunday night. Probably...
reviewed by
pantzm

7.0

Stopped by on Sunday night. Probably 8 dancers working and about 20 guys sitting around. Seemed fairly quiet and low energy tonight. The dancers that were working were fairly attractive overall. Most of them were…

review
published 14 yrs ago
6:30 PM. The day shift names were...
reviewed by
glegoo656

8.0

6:30 PM.
The day shift names were still on the board, and a couple of the night shift girls, Bunny and Diamond. Nikita’s name was there also and I assumed she was working that night, since…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Sadly because of lack of competition...
reviewed by
Traveller66

7.7

Sadly because of lack of competition in the San Francisco market, Crazy Horse is emerging as the most reliable, dependable strip club in the group. Mitchell Brothers has gotten way too expensive, there is…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Have been here twice, leaving with...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.0

Have been here twice, leaving with different impressions each time. In both cases the dancers were friendly and plentiful and the staff laid back. For out of town guests, be prepared for some sticker shock…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Went on a Saturday at 930...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.3

Went on a Saturday at 930 and was pretty disappointed at first. The first few dancers looked gross although they were eager to please anyone who put out a dollar bill. As the night went…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Been to Crazy Horse a few...
reviewed by
tuscl

8.0

Been to Crazy Horse a few times while I was in San Francisco for business. Great spot, friendly girls a couple of hustlers.
Got a lap dance from 3 girls 2 were very friendly. One was…

review
published 14 yrs ago
I have been here...
reviewed by
tuscl

8.0

I have been here many times over the years. There is a small lobby area at the front where you pay, with an ATM machine in the corner and a list of the…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Thought I'd check out the Crazy...
reviewed by
brucewendell

7.7

Thought I'd check out the Crazy Horse after being disappointed with the quality of dancers down the street at the Market Street Cinema. Let's just say I was not disappointed. Kendra, an enhanced…

review
published 14 yrs ago
This is fast becoming...
reviewed by
hotmarks

8.0

This is fast becoming my favorite club ever since Rick's in Seattle was shut down. Went in on a weekday afternoon, found about 10 dancers and slightly less patrons. The seats began…

review
published 14 yrs ago
Went on a Friday afternoon and...
reviewed by
joylucky

8.3

Went on a Friday afternoon and the club was quiet. Maybe only 5 customers there so it felt strange, especially with the runway setup in the club. Nonetheless, I sat in the front…