Reviews

Went to the Crazy Horse and had an experience very similar to the last reviewer. The club itself is a little dingy and run down, but let's face it that's not what most of us…

This was my third time to Crazy Horse. I went with the intention of enjoying the $1 mini-laps for awhile (even those are very hot) and then trying out a few $20 dances.…

Just thought I should share my past experience at the horse. I've been going to the horse for 3 years before relocating to LA in 2011. It is my favorite SC in SF, but not…

I am in the SF area again and decided on another visit to CH. I am glad I went because there were over 20 women working tonight and it was crowded when I went.…

Just a quick review on a special house show night. Sunny Leone was in the house for the weekend and her Thursday night show was pretty impressive giving all the front row participants a nice…

First time to this place, went in on a Thursday night around 8pm. Prior reviews are accurate about the seating and layout—kind of weird. In general, the Crazy Horse has brighter ambient lighting…

I was here Thursday January 13th and 20th after Midnight. I know I've reviewed this club many times but it's my go to club in the Bay Area. Despite the theater style seating, uncomfortable bathroom…

Made my return to Crazy Horse after 6 years away. $25 entry. The layout is exactly as I remember it with the theater seating and private dances out of sight in side rooms.…

Went on a Thursday night at around 7pm and there were about 8 dancers. All were pretty hot. 4 white, 2 Asian ,1 black and 1 native American-Irish mix. Dancers were hot and there was…

Aside from Mitchell Brothers, Crazy Horse is the only other large, independent strip club in San Francisco. It's located only about a block and a half from the main shopping/tourism headquarters of the city.…

I have been here many times myself. It is the best spot if you are in San Francisco. Best in the sense of value for your investment. Park in a garage or…

This is my umteenth time at Crazy Horse. I really like this place except for the stage style seating. But that is a personal preference of mine. This evening I was hoping…