Reviews

It's been a while so I decided to visit CH again and very little has changed. Everything about the unusual layout and bad neighborhood have been well covered by previous reviewers. One change in my…

I was staying in a hotel about three blocks from this place and had to pass it twice a day while going to and from meetings. My last day in town, I had a…

This is the first and only club in SF I've been to, so I can only compare it to places I've been in other cities. I went three times during my week-long stay in…

The club, like almost every other clubs in the city, is located in downtown. So always be expected to have difficulties finding street parking. Paid parking lots are in the area. The club does not…

I had heard so many great things about this place, I was really looking forward to a visit. However, I must admit I was sadly disappointed. Other reviewers have commented on the odd layout for…

Crazy Horse is on Market Street about a block from the main shopping
district. Although there are a lot of homeless guys, its reatively
safe being a main street -- just part towards the nicer area.…

After not being here for two years, I enjoyed coming back.

But I also learned, that the club can very much be two-faced. The first stop was on a Sunday around 9 p.m. Relaxed atmosphere,…

Another trip to CH to confirm mileage of other reviewers. Had VIP with Tara and Barbie and a bikini lap with Unique. Tara was a standard VIP and offered extras but for twice…

Flashback one year ago:
I decided to give CH a visit after reading some reviews here about the extras in the private areas. It was my first time in this club, so I decided to sit…

Went to the Crazy Horse and had an experience very similar to the last reviewer. The club itself is a little dingy and run down, but let's face it that's not what most of us…

This was my third time to Crazy Horse. I went with the intention of enjoying the $1 mini-laps for awhile (even those are very hot) and then trying out a few $20 dances.…

Just thought I should share my past experience at the horse. I've been going to the horse for 3 years before relocating to LA in 2011. It is my favorite SC in SF, but not…