Reviews

Paid a visit to Crazy Horse a few weeks ago. It was about three on a Tuesday afternoon. I paid $20 entry at the door, then made a quick visit to the loos on the…

Not ready to call it a night so I checked the website for the evening's line-up and lo' and behold there was an old favorite, Niki, listed. A few minutes later when I arrived…

Located on Market street, the dingy, run down part of Market but amazingly close to the upscale shopping district. Paid $25 to get in, get your hand stamped if you want ins- outs. A…

It's been a while so I decided to visit CH again and very little has changed. Everything about the unusual layout and bad neighborhood have been well covered by previous reviewers. One change in my…

I was staying in a hotel about three blocks from this place and had to pass it twice a day while going to and from meetings. My last day in town, I had a…

This is the first and only club in SF I've been to, so I can only compare it to places I've been in other cities. I went three times during my week-long stay in…

The club, like almost every other clubs in the city, is located in downtown. So always be expected to have difficulties finding street parking. Paid parking lots are in the area. The club does not…

I had heard so many great things about this place, I was really looking forward to a visit. However, I must admit I was sadly disappointed. Other reviewers have commented on the odd layout for…

Crazy Horse is on Market Street about a block from the main shopping district. Although there are a lot of homeless guys, its reatively safe being a main street -- just part towards the nicer area.…

After not being here for two years, I enjoyed coming back. But I also learned, that the club can very much be two-faced. The first stop was on a Sunday around 9 p.m. Relaxed atmosphere,…

Another trip to CH to confirm mileage of other reviewers. Had VIP with Tara and Barbie and a bikini lap with Unique. Tara was a standard VIP and offered extras but for twice…

Flashback one year ago: I decided to give CH a visit after reading some reviews here about the extras in the private areas. It was my first time in this club, so I decided to sit…