Reviews

Walk south down Market Street and right when things start getting skeezy, there's the Crazy Horse Theater. I paid $25 admission in the late afternoon but the entry fee varies. This is an old movie…

Made a trip a while back to check out Ashley. My very first lap dance was from an Ashley here at CH and I wanted to check if she was the same one.…

Went back to the CH for another visit earlier this year. The entrance fee was $25 which is kind of expensive, but if you want to stretch out your dollar, they do give a stamp…

I was visiting San Francisco and stopped by Crazy Horse. The theater seating set-up is very different from what I'm used to back East. My impression was that, as long as you don't…

One of the best clubs I've ever been to. Gianna was incredibly hot, and other dancers were great as well.will definitely go back every time I am in Sf. I'd love to be able to…

This is my favorite club in SF. Probably because it's close to BART and there's a number of quality restaurants within walking distance. Now, I read there were quite a few girls working on this…

In town on anotehr business trip, not much has changed here over the last year - this club is always a hot a miss depending on teh girls working and this week was no exception.…

Showed up to the Crazy Horse around 11pm. All of the girls were texting or looking apathetic. I decided to ask one of the finer ones Giana for a private dance. It was ok. I…

Despite lukewarm grade, this is my go-to club in SF, primarily because it has the slower cash burn rate of the SF clubs with a balance of reasonable dancer quality/mileage tradeoffs. Key elements as follows: CLUB…

Dropped by the Crazy Horse on a whim one Saturday afternoon. It is very easy to get to via BART if you live in the south bay. Was instantly accosted by a tall…

Well I have reviewed on this club before so not going to bore you with the layout of the club. I still consider it an awkward layout but it works. The girls that were…

I went to Crazy Horse after reading some reviews here. I was specifically looking for a dancer that would give a little 'extra' attention in the back room. I found Cherry (or Sherry) who promised…