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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 13 yrs ago
So I went here based on...
reviewed by
BU3

5.3

So I went here based on the ratings and it left with mixed reviews. It took time to get used to the theater seating but it wasn't bad. The girls were all friendly and had…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Went in on a weekday afternoon....
reviewed by
rambo10302002

8.0

Went in on a weekday afternoon. My usual ATF here was not present, so I spent most of my time sitting stageside and tipping each dancer and spent some time with some dancers that I…

review
published 13 yrs ago
I arrived at the Crazy Horse...
reviewed by
Krome

8.0

I arrived at the Crazy Horse at around 9:00OM, so the club was fairly packed. The inside of the club is probably average compared to other clubs. The inside resembles that of a theatre, except…

review
published 13 yrs ago
OK, so I had a blast,...
reviewed by
cipdevice

5.3

OK, so I had a blast, no doubt about that. But it is one hell of an expensive place. But let me set the stage, so to speak: About 6 dudes, and…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Club located on Market Street in...
reviewed by
tuscl

8.0

Club located on Market Street in a slightly seedy area. Seems safe but somewhat run down with a number of homeless street people in the vicinity. Club has a combination of theater seating…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Club located on Market Street in...
reviewed by
tuscl

8.0

Club located on Market Street in a slightly seedy area. Seems safe but somewhat run down with a number of homeless street people in the vicinity. Club has a combination of theater seating…

review
published 13 yrs ago
My wife and I went and...
reviewed by
fish_suit

7.7

My wife and I went and had a GREAT time with a tall, busty brunette who was more than hospitable... MUCH more. Many couples will go to a strip club for a giggle-filled, R…

review
published 13 yrs ago
I stumbled through the doors a...
reviewed by
apark

6.7

I stumbled through the doors a little 2:00 AM. They closed at 3AM on Friday night so this was a relatively short visit.

Totally different vibe at the Crazy Horse compared to Gold Club which I…

review
published 13 yrs ago
This is my second visit to...
reviewed by
asianlover1028

7.0

This is my second visit to Crazy Horse. I didn't even plan to get a lap dance this time.
I went there with a friend and we sit right next to the stage.. there's 9 strippers…

review
published 13 yrs ago
I am normally a day shift...
reviewed by
rambo10302002

8.7

I am normally a day shift person but had to work late and decided to head over to the horse to relax a little. I know the dayshift dancers and the vibe pretty well, but…

review
published 13 yrs ago
A converted old theater, 20 entrance...
reviewed by
nicepants

7.7

A converted old theater, 20 entrance free, a FIXED BATHROOM (yeah!) with a large stage and a perpendicular runway with three rows of seats on each side of the runway. Dancers do two song…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Over the years I've been to...
reviewed by
Hexec

8.7

Over the years I've been to Crazy Horse many times, it's always a hit and miss. But I have to say this last Wednesday afternoon it worked out well. I don't usually go here in…