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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

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published 13 yrs ago
Went on a Saturday. Crowd...
reviewed by
aureole

8.3

Went on a Saturday. Crowd was a mixed bunch (it's the tenderloin). You can sit away from the stage and get propositioned, or go up front and interact with the show. Routines…

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published 13 yrs ago
Club is located on Market Street...
reviewed by
jrb97

7.3

Club is located on Market Street away from the other SF strip clubs which makes it unique and also why this club is better value than many in SF. The set up is like an…

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published 13 yrs ago
I had some time to kill...
reviewed by
JRT

5.0

I had some time to kill before having dinner in downtown, so I decided to stop by here and see if I could get lucky with a dancer. I arrived just before 7pm, so only…

review
published 13 yrs ago
To celebrate my birthday, I decided...
reviewed by
fatgascoigne

4.7

To celebrate my birthday, I decided to check out a strip joint in downtown San Francisco on Friday afternoon around 4pm. I chose the Crazy Horse because a few of my friends recommended it to…

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published 13 yrs ago
This is a full nude club...
reviewed by
stultitia

6.3

This is a full nude club where the dancers make their money almost entirely off of lap dances. Consequently, the standard of pole dancing is not particularly high...indeed, the stage show basically consists of…

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published 13 yrs ago
As others have said, it is...
reviewed by
Jimxxx

7.0

As others have said, it is a strange strip club. It is probably an old theater since when you walk in there are rows of theater seating and where the screen would have been there…

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published 13 yrs ago
OK i got there in the...
reviewed by
N2rum

5.7

OK i got there in the afternoon. this place i found to be a total dump. i sat down in the seats and within 30 seconds i got approached by a decent looking asian girl.…

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published 13 yrs ago
Have been to crazy horse more...
reviewed by
ugu925

8.0

Have been to crazy horse more than any other club. Easy to say why. There are always some very hot girls there (though quality does vary) and private shows are a steal.
was there last Monday,…

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published 13 yrs ago
Let me get right to the...
reviewed by
Jtravels4fun

5.7

Let me get right to the point - this is not the place to go if you like supermodel pretty girls. Not the place for comfortable classy leather chairs and an upscale atmosphere. If you…

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published 13 yrs ago
Came inside, sat at the stage,...
reviewed by
nicepants

8.3

Came inside, sat at the stage, and the second dancer was wonderfully attentive, frankly nearly embarrassingly attentive with the stage side mini-laps. Petite, very pretty, toned, the only negative for me small implants but…

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published 13 yrs ago
Went to Crazy Horse earlier this...
reviewed by
Mott

7.0

Went to Crazy Horse earlier this week shortly after lunch (it's $10 off admission, so $15, if you show up between noon and 1). Quite a lot of turnover since I was last there.…

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published 13 yrs ago
Just came in town for a...
reviewed by
jjcw

7.3

Just came in town for a short turn around this week and as usual when I am in town I stop by my ATF place CHT. This is one of the few times I stopped…