Reviews

I'm thinking this isn't my type of place, so you may want to discount some of my thoughts here. I went one night thinking this would be one of the more mellow San Francisco clubs.…

Looks a little seedy (and it's not in the greatest neighborhood, though walking with purpose tends to keep folks from approaching you), but don't be put off. If you've only been to strip clubs that…

Strange club, Cinema look/feel, has a runway down the middle, but some seats further back. If you sit in the ones further back you'll get approached more often for private dancers, seems to be if your…

Back to my club. After an OK $20 dance with a very cool girl at The Gold Club I needed some full contact fun at my local club of choice. Bad part was…

After a second time around at this establishment, I would like to upgrade the club's rating based on the number of women on a Saturday night. There are better clubs as far as the physical…

I have very mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. On the one hand, the girls are mostly friendly, a good handful of them are absolutely beautiful, and the prices are not too high. I also love the…

Went in during the afternoon and saw a new Latina dancer I had never seen before, Catalina. Amazing, soft boobs which she uses well and interjects a few head slaps now and then during a…

Been to SF yet again. I always seem to stop by here because it is my old reliable. I usually have no problem going to this club. The women here are mostly in the 7-9's.…

Stopped by earlier in the day (before 7) to pay the lower entrance fee. Stuck around for a couple of minutes before leaving to meet some friends for dinner. Got a stamp and came back…

I was in SF for a business trip, and MBOT and the Broadway clubs didn't seem like good value so I headed to Crazy Horse. The club has an odd layout, being a converted movie…

Visited twice on a recent trip to SF (partly because I didn't feel like being a walking ATM for the dancers at MBOT). Came away disappointed both times (one afternoon, one night). In…

I've been reading about major changes happening to CH. Since I haven't been here in a while, I thought I'd better check it out for myself. First change, and the only change as far as I…