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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

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published 12 yrs ago
Wow...been here a few times times...
reviewed by
ThumperCA2

7.7

Wow...been here a few times times but never a night like this. Usually on a Wednesday near midnight there will be 8-10 dancers the I would rate 6-8s and usually Asian and black. Tonight…

review
published 12 yrs ago
great girls! great fun! great private...
reviewed by
dantheman42

8.7

great girls! great fun! great private sessions! lots of girls to choose from and not to many of them are fugly! haha! i liked that they offered a wide range of options to choose from…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I went here two different Wednesday...
reviewed by
JRT

5.7

I went here two different Wednesday afternoons. I went the second time after seeing Diana the first time around. She is blonde hottie in her 30s, with D bolt ons. She is smart, hot, and…

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published 12 yrs ago
I'm thinking this isn't my type...
reviewed by
Twilo_

6.0

I'm thinking this isn't my type of place, so you may want to discount some of my thoughts here.

I went one night thinking this would be one of the more mellow San Francisco clubs.…

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published 12 yrs ago
Looks a little seedy (and it's...
reviewed by
frampton54

6.7

Looks a little seedy (and it's not in the greatest neighborhood, though walking with purpose tends to keep folks from approaching you), but don't be put off. If you've only been to strip clubs that…

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published 12 yrs ago
Strange club, Cinema look/feel, has a...
reviewed by
mmdf200

7.7

Strange club, Cinema look/feel, has a runway down the middle, but some seats further back.

If you sit in the ones further back you'll get approached more often for private dancers, seems to be if your…

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published 12 yrs ago
Back to my club. After...
reviewed by
bitterdbag

6.7

Back to my club. After an OK $20 dance with a very cool girl at The Gold Club I needed some full contact fun at my local club of choice. Bad part was…

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published 12 yrs ago
After a second time around at...
reviewed by
fatgascoigne

6.0

After a second time around at this establishment, I would like to upgrade the club's rating based on the number of women on a Saturday night. There are better clubs as far as the physical…

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published 12 yrs ago
I have very mixed feelings about...
reviewed by
biggator

3.3

I have very mixed feelings about Crazy Horse.

On the one hand, the girls are mostly friendly, a good handful of them are absolutely beautiful, and the prices are not too high. I also love the…

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published 12 yrs ago
Went in during the afternoon and...
reviewed by
rambo10302002

9.0

Went in during the afternoon and saw a new Latina dancer I had never seen before, Catalina.

Amazing, soft boobs which she uses well and interjects a few head slaps now and then during a…

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published 12 yrs ago
Been to SF yet again. I...
reviewed by
jjcw

7.3

Been to SF yet again. I always seem to stop by here because it is my old reliable. I usually have no problem going to this club. The women here are mostly in the 7-9's.…

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published 13 yrs ago
Stopped by earlier in the day...
reviewed by
beishmael

8.0

Stopped by earlier in the day (before 7) to pay the lower entrance fee. Stuck around for a couple of minutes before leaving to meet some friends for dinner. Got a stamp and came back…