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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 12 yrs ago
I went to Crazy Horse around...
reviewed by
temp_p

7.0

I went to Crazy Horse around 11 pm on Saturday. The place was packed with guys. I have never seen such a bad ratio of guys to girls in a strip club. The layout is…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I never spent much time at...
reviewed by
anthonydues

7.3

I never spent much time at Crazy Horse, due to the close proximity of the Broadway Strip in relation to my ex-employer. Nevertheless, Crazy Horse has become my new favorite club in San Francisco.…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I spent an amazing saturday night...
reviewed by
Realder

7.7

I spent an amazing saturday night at the Crazy Horse. The cover is expensive (25 dollars) but you always get a lot for your money when you seat close to the stage and particularly on…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Had one free night on my...
reviewed by
grand1511

7.7

Had one free night on my visit to SF to go clubbing and after doing some homework, this seemed like the best option for my menu favorites. Typical Monday night at a strip club with…

review
published 12 yrs ago
So I was in San Francisco...
reviewed by
roccoballs

6.3

So I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago, and my hotel was about 5 blocks from the Crazy Horse. What did you expect me to do? I stopped into Crazy Horse…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Like it's name, this is really...
reviewed by
rainier

7.0

Like it's name, this is really more of a theater than a strip club. Many rows of very uncomfortable theater seats all facing the stage. You don't go to this place for the stage show,…

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published 12 yrs ago
This is quite a unique place...
reviewed by
trailer12b1

6.7

This is quite a unique place if you have never been to San Francisco before. It is completely different than any of the Chicago clubs I am used to. As previous reviews state…

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published 12 yrs ago
This place is a hell of...
reviewed by
BayAreaBoy85

8.3

This place is a hell of a good time. I'm not gonna waste much time describing the layout when literally every other review mentions it.

In a nutshell: theatre style layout, 6-7 rows of theatre seats…

review
published 12 yrs ago
So I had some time to...
reviewed by
miatia

4.3

So I had some time to kill after working in the area and had noticed this place as I was walking by for lunch. I paid the door fee and asked if I could keep…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Yes, the cover's expensive... But I...
reviewed by
Ricci

8.3

Yes, the cover's expensive... But I really enjoyed myself here and overall I'd say it's well worth the money spent for what you get in return. The stageshows are excellent, with each girl doing a…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Avoid at all costs. $25 cover....
reviewed by
BillyBoy78

1.7

Avoid at all costs. $25 cover. They short you on your private time and it's a horrible theater-style seating arrangement. Especially avoid Jasmine the scam artist.

I was in town and thought I'd check out San…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I visited on a late Friday...
reviewed by
gmx

6.0

I visited on a late Friday afternoon after a downtown happy hour with my ex co-workers. We got in around 6:30pm when many of the day-shift workers were wrapping up and the night shift starts…