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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 12 yrs ago
Club layout is somewhat unusual. ...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.7

Club layout is somewhat unusual. There is a long narrow stage jutting out into the room with several rows of seats on each side facing the stage. There is another larger seating section…

review
published 12 yrs ago
When they say theater they really...
reviewed by
stripa123abc

7.3

When they say theater they really mean theater. Went to visit this club with a few friends and the seating is stadium style with a large stage. There are no waitresses or even…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Right on the border of downtown...
reviewed by
Rabbit21

6.0

Right on the border of downtown glitz and glamour and the bad part of the city. The club itself is fine, but has the feel of being a little run down. There's a…

review
published 12 yrs ago
This place really is a theater....
reviewed by
rainier

7.7

This place really is a theater. Many rows of uncomfortable theater seats...but you don't come here for those seats. Day I was there there were at least 10 girls...about half of them 8 and up.…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Thought that I would give this...
reviewed by
thelapper

4.3

Thought that I would give this place a try as I was disappointed with my last visit to MBOT. I decided to walk from my Union Square hotel as it didn't look too far.…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I was in SF for business...
reviewed by
milksteak9

8.0

I was in SF for business and had time to kill one night so I ventured into crazy horse and definitely did not regret it. There's a lot of diversity: I had mostly couch dances…

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published 12 yrs ago
Was in town so went back...
reviewed by
JasonMckin

7.0

Was in town so went back to a usual choice for SF. They have made big changes since my last visit. They have taken over the building next door and expanded the lap…

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published 12 yrs ago
This was a pretty good club...
reviewed by
johnnygreen1985

4.7

This was a pretty good club to visit. Had nothing else to do on Friday so decided to drive into san Francisco. It is preety easy to find the place but this is the city…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Still the best value in SF...
reviewed by
rambo10302002

8.3

Still the best value in SF in terms of quality of dancers and what you get for the money. $20 entry fee, drops to a $16 early bird special if you come between noon and…

review
published 12 yrs ago
It's Saturday night and I'm back...
reviewed by
asianlover1028

8.0

It's Saturday night and I'm back this time of time at one of my most visited strip club in San Francisco.
I didn't plan to spend a lot of money so I didn't expect a lot.…

review
published 12 yrs ago
If you got the money i...
reviewed by
boltcpt

7.0

If you got the money i suggest you go here. As with most strip clubs the more you get the more you'll receive if you catch my drift...overall it still is a bit shady. Overall…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I went to Crazy Horse around...
reviewed by
temp_p

7.0

I went to Crazy Horse around 11 pm on Saturday. The place was packed with guys. I have never seen such a bad ratio of guys to girls in a strip club. The layout is…