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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 12 yrs ago
The Crazy Horse is an excellent...
reviewed by
yurtman

8.7

The Crazy Horse is an excellent strip club that offers what connoisseurs refer to as ''HIGH MILEAGE'' lap dances.

As opposed to alcohol clubs such as the Gold Club, Hustlers, Broadway Showgirls etc, the presence…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Lots of girls rating 5-8 one...
reviewed by
tuscl

6.3

Lots of girls rating 5-8 one or two nines. Sitting by stage is great with brief lap dances for tips and the occasional motorboat. This is where there is big value at the…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Was in the area on 3/9...
reviewed by
Sunmat

6.3

Was in the area on 3/9 weekend and visited this club twice.
As I was in the area, it was a few minutes walk on market street. The block this club is on is a little…

review
published 12 yrs ago
The review is for 2/9. This...
reviewed by
duduma

7.7

The review is for 2/9. This was the second day in a row, I had visited the club. There were about 18 dancers in total at around 8 pm. Got dances at different rooms of…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Well I was back in the...
reviewed by
XTommyX

6.3

Well I was back in the city and thought I deserved a little celebration. Off to my favorite club in the city after checking the line-up from the club's website. As I approached…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Came here in the afternoon --...
reviewed by
evalcopy

7.3

Came here in the afternoon -- not too crowded and there were still plenty of dancers working. The problem is there is like 15m between each dancer on stage. Also, the seating is arranged kind…

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published 12 yrs ago
superb place to go....dancers are very...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.7

superb place to go....dancers are very beautiful.Lots of good music was there played by the DJ. Music was loud. Went there after midnight with 4 of my friends..we had a great time out there..Lap dances…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Crazy Horse Theatre is on Market...
reviewed by
MrJDW1

7.3

Crazy Horse Theatre is on Market Street between 5th and 6th Streets. Mid-Market as it's called has been less successful than the booming capitalism just a block away. But things are changing. Soon Twitter employees…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Go during the daytime when it...
reviewed by
amharbyoj

6.3

Go during the daytime when it is crowded and splurge a little bit. The dancers will take quite some time over you. Surprisingly good conversation.

My favorite was this dancer with glasses (sorry forgot her name)…

review
published 12 yrs ago
So this is a pretty typical...
reviewed by
Batmobile409

7.3

So this is a pretty typical Californian Strip Club - girls are friendly and the average is like a 7. I had two lap dances, both of which were very good. For a Wednesday night,…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I stopped by at around 9:30...
reviewed by
nomad

6.3

I stopped by at around 9:30 p.m. on a recent Saturday. The layout of the club was recently described so I won't repeat. I was surprised that during the 45 minutes or so…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Came here on a feature dancer...
reviewed by
wml

7.7

Came here on a feature dancer night Jesse Jane was performing. Entrance fee was only $25.00 even with her there. Movie theater type seating in the back facing the catwalk shaped stage.…