Reviews

Look. The women who work here do so because they can’t work anywhere else. The place is a dump. The street to get there is dark and scary at night. The…

After leaving Club Onyx and then Miss Kitty’s (see reviews), still had junior needing education. Went to Wise Guys at about 2am or a bit later and found them completely dead inside (dead as in…

A friend visiting from out of town insisted that I escort him to Washington Park for an afternoon of prurient pursuits. I suggested a trip to Cahokia Mounds as the only reason to venture…

Went to Cheeks because I had read some reviews and was looking to try something new. Was hoping to have a little bit more of an adventurous experience than what I am accustomed to in…

Holy shit. That was not worth it.

So I had been doing my research on Washington Park, home of liberal rules, and scary streets. I narrowed in on Wise Guys as my…

Drove down hwy111 through scenic Washington Park. The parking lots at WiseGuys and Cheeks were being paved (I kid you not: pavement in Washington Park!) and the parking areas were roped off.
Saw one car…

Cheeks is a nondescript, hole in the wall club in Washington Park across from WiseGuys. You get into the sister club with a ticket when you pay the cover. I went in, not expecting much…

Ok so stopped in a lot later than I normally due. Usually get to the establishments around 12 or 1 when they first open when I go. Prefer that new car smell to the ok…

Hadn’t been in this club in a while. Stopped by about the time it was getting dark. There is a large parking lot that is fenced with plenty of parking.

Walked in, and there…

This is the first time I've been since they went thru their open/closed phase. I've had good times here in the past. Wiseguys was packed so I opted to make…

Cheeks had been closed on the day shift and weekends. I was unaware of this since I had not visited there in quite sometime, and I just happened to arrive on the Sunday that it…

So I was passing through and I've had good luck at Cheeks in the past so I figured I'd give it a shot. I was actually across the river and called ahead to make sure…