Cheeks Reviews

Stopped by after Dollies first which for the first time just wasnt doing anything for me, then CMOWEs which wasn't bad but the one I had my eye on left. So Cheeks, drove by almost didn't stop literally only 2 cars there so figured awful. I was wrong, went in...

This club was never that great, but it continues its decline.

Walked in about 5pm and I should have just walked out. There was only one girl working. When I say working, I mean sitting at a barstool texting on her phone. I ordered a beer from the bar and...

Drove by Cheeks and saw one car on the lot. I was curious so I called the club; to my surprise the phone was answered (a nice change, previously the phone was never answered) and the female voice actually sounded pleasant and invited me to stop by.

She mentioned a bevy...

I went to Cheeks on a Friday night around 22:00. The cover charge is $7. The cover is also honored across the street at Wise Guys on Friday and Saturday nights, which is under the same ownership as Cheeks. A Sincweiser was $6. The club was a ghost town when...

This club isn't what it use to be .. very rude cover girl . Went with some people who were only 18 and after I payed they told me they had to be 21 and wouldn't offer a refund. It's crazy you only have to be 18 to work here...

I haven't visited this club in several months and decided to see if things had improved. 4PM visit, board show 3 dancers, only one at the bar and she was playing with her phone, another one came out of dressing room. Did not recognize any of the names from previous...

Walked into Cheeks thinking what the hell. I'd see for myself and who knows - maybe I'd be surprised. That was not to be. I walked up to the bar and ordered a beer. I looked up at the board and there were two names. ...

I got to the club mid-afternoon and figured that I wasn't going to be dealing with the elite talent on a Thursday afternoon. I've been to enough clubs to know what to expect. However, I've never experienced a club like this. So many of the girls were so interested in...

Taking a trip to visit friends, brought me to the area right at about quitting time on a Tuesday--figured I'd explore the legendary ESL.

Tour started at Cheeks. Nice older bartender lady charged the cover ($7, I believe?). Big square-shaped bar, TV on showing Jerry Springer (He's still working?).

A cute-in-the-face AA...

If you're following my tour of Washington Park, I started at Hustler's, got very drunk. Went to Hollywood, very disappointed. Tried to go to Wise guys, but it was closed, so I stumbled into Cheeks (literally) as it was right across the street. I remember it being pretty plain...

Started my Sunday afternoon quest at Blondies. In the past I have been lucky at Blondies for not much cash, other times, a complete waste of time. The bartender shorted me change from my twenty and I stood there staring at her, wondering if I should make a big issue...

I went in on a Monday afternoon. I know that already puts who I will find at a strip club at a minimum but I have had luck before. Plenty of parking big club is dark and very cheap looking. 3 people sitting at the bar and 2 girls were...

I've been through WP a number of times and hit a number of clubs. I almost always don't take the backroom of the first one I come to and Cheeks was the first today. I got there at opening and sat down at the bar. Sage came...

Stopped in Cheeks while I was in St Louis on business. A $3 cover got me in the door. Once inside I ordered a $5 Miller Lite bottle. Per the board there were four dancers there: Unique, CJ, Rachel and Sage. Unique turned out to be a white girl with...

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon as I was in town for business. Since it was in the afternoon there really wasn't a lot of people there; one other patrons and 3 girls. One of them was a 20-something blond spinner with bolt-ons, one of them was a slim...

I stopped by between meetings in the STL area. Based on the club reviews I thought maybe this would be a good place for me. I prefer girls with larger chests, so I even called ahead to make sure that they had one or two that fit the bill. They...

Got into town after driving a bit, wanted to unwind so I made my way to Cheeks. First time there, the club itself is not in ad shape at all. Looked like two stages and a shower show area which I am sure on busier nights gets some use. There...

I decided to visit Cheeks after a long night with friends and hanging out in downtown St. Louis. I’ve been to Cheeks on various occasions, so I entered the club with limited expectations. In my experience, the club rarely has a rough crowd and most customers seem to have a...

I am visiting St. Louis for work and decided to pay a visit to cheeks based on reviews from board.. Trip was not wasted especially when compared to Illinois ..would repeat

Went in and ordered a drink.. Could see 5 to 6 dancers today. Thin Asian came by offering menu and...

Visited this location on a business trip stop by on a Tuesday evening around 9 p.m. pay the $3 cover and went to the bar drink prices are very high.

Decor is old and dated lots of red lights everywhere 1 stage to the left as soon as the you...

Sometimes, too much is too much. Anything -- and that means pretty much anything at all -- goes at Cheeks, at least some of the time. A recent visit illustrated this point. A dancer (whose name I will omit, because of the nature of this report) and I spent some...

Was in the StL for other things on Sunday and after reading about the SC in WashingtonPark on here decided to check them out. From my experiences early Sunday evening was not the best time to come. So spent about an hour in town and wound up neither having fun...

I went to Cheeks on a Friday night after spending some time in their sister club Wise Guys. They had two girls working the night shift and one of them was a nice looking white female. She goes by the name of Secret and boy does she a nice body....

Swung by Cheeks after my visit to Wise Guys. I probably should've stopped here first since on my last visit I got a red ticket for free entry to Wise Guys. But it didn't really bother me since the cover charge at all these places is next to nothing--and there...

I went to Cheeks on a Saturday afternoon. There were about 10 cars on the lot so I decided to check it out. There were 5 girls working and a few customers at the bar. A blond was dancing but she was to overweight to dance. ...