Run away. Run far away.

Holy shit. That was not worth it.

So I had been doing my research on Washington Park, home of liberal rules, and scary streets. I narrowed in on Wise Guys as my place of choice. Recent reviews were really positive. Little did I know that they are not open every day. I get there and the gate was closed. Oh shit, what do I do know? I recall reading that Cheeks was affiliated with them so went across the street. It was my only day in town and I was determined for some payoff.

Walked in. Three girls working. A 6 who was occupied, a 2 and a 3. Holy shit. Not looking good. Headed to the bathroom to consider my options. Chatted with another guy in there, a local who gave me some suggestions, none of which included this place. Thanked him for his input, went to the bar to see if things got any better. A girl came over to say high, the body looked pretty good then I saw the face. Whoa.......................... Yikes. Clearly she was working there to save for the rhinoplasty. At this point I decided to punch out. Too sketchy and my standards were not that low. I remembered that I left my wallet in the car (uhh sure) and b-b-b-b-bailed.