Sunday at WP

Drove down hwy111 through scenic Washington Park. The parking lots at WiseGuys and Cheeks were being paved (I kid you not: pavement in Washington Park!) and the parking areas were roped off.

Saw one car at Cheeks, 3 cars at WiseGuys. I drove on past C-Mowes (closed) Ms Kittys (closed) Blondies ( not sure) Dollies (new schedule, opens at 3 on Sunday). Since I was only killing time before the ballgame, I drove back to Cheeks and saw two "dancers" (a euphemism for a 1099 prostitute) exiting the aforementioned vehicle, so I rolled in.

One dancer looked vaguely familiar and she escorted me through the side door (main entrance blocked by lot paving and roped off).

Once inside I marveled at the Halloween decorations (inflatable clown, crepe paper dangling randomly, pipe cleaner spiders...no expense spared...LOL)

I engaged the blonde in convo and realized I was chatting with Skittles, a long-time denizen of the club. She has put on weight and the blue streaks in her hair made her look different than last time I saw her. I mistakenly offered her a drink (Mr. Cordiality) and got socked for $15....word to the wise; determine which libation the Madonna favors beforehand.