Cheeks Reviews

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon. Wise Guys across the street is a sister club and their lot was empty and the gate was closed. About 5 cars at Cheeks. There was a man at the door as you come in, but he just waved me in and didn’t ask...

This place is only occasionally open, seems to be aligned with Wise Guys (across the street). It is reasonably large, has a central wrap-around bar with fixed barstools, a large stage, and a shower-capable stage. Neither stage was used during the visit I made. The shower has never been used...

Second stop on the WP tour. Cheeks is a sister club to Wise Guys across the street, but apparently they only have enough dancers to have one club open at a time.
There is a stage on the right as you come in , the bar is in the middle, and...

Doing a mini-ESL tour. Drove by and was surprised to see that Cheeks was open and Wise Guys was closed. They are sister clubs and apparently only have enough staff to keep one open at a time.
As you walk in, the bar is in front of you, there is a...

Went in and two AA dancers and two male bartenders . Place is a dump of course . Sat with one of the AA girls and talked and joked around with the bartenders but she didn’t even try to spark you a dance . A third white girl would come...

I had spent a few hours at Larry Flynt's near the highway in the better part of Washington Park, if there is such a thing. This was my first trip over here in about 2 years. I had a good enough time at LF's, to see how things...

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report on each.

Visited Cheeks Wednesday, 5:15-6:00 pm. Free parking in a fenced-in, gravel lot, no...

I went in around 5pm. The parking lot is gravel with a chain link fence. It's right across the street from Wise Guys and owned by the same people. No security at first, but he strolled up about a half hour after I got there. He's also the same guard...

Went while they were open during the pandemic. I started at c mowies down the road but nothing good there. Any club open was outside seating . Was a bit chilly this day and they had a little fire pit going. All dances are still inside. Cheeks brought some chairs...

One of two places in the area that is somewhat open during Kung Flu. Just reviewed the other one that is just south of here. Like that place they had a setup in the parking lot. Covered fence with some tables and and the chairs from inside. They were on...

So I went in to Wise Guys first and was a bit disappointed by the girls there. There was an absolute banger but she was busy with another guy. I wanted a draft beer but their machine wasn't working. As I'm walking out, the girl who came up...

I stopped in Wednesday after the day Cards game and thought it might be busier than normal. Boy was I wrong. Anyway it was around 4pm and no cover to get in. Maybe 2 other guys in there and 3 dancers. Place is pretty shabby and is in...

Look. The women who work here do so because they can’t work anywhere else. The place is a dump. The street to get there is dark and scary at night. The private room is pretty gross - don’t even try to imagine what it would look...

After leaving Club Onyx and then Miss Kitty’s (see reviews), still had junior needing education. Went to Wise Guys at about 2am or a bit later and found them completely dead inside (dead as in not busy; had to clarify this statement due to area of town). So I walked...

A friend visiting from out of town insisted that I escort him to Washington Park for an afternoon of prurient pursuits. I suggested a trip to Cahokia Mounds as the only reason to venture into that part of Illinois, but early American-Indian culture held no allure, so....
He wanted...

Went to Cheeks because I had read some reviews and was looking to try something new. Was hoping to have a little bit more of an adventurous experience than what I am accustomed to in a gentleman's club. Boy was I disappointed.

First, I called ahead because I was looking...

Holy shit. That was not worth it.

So I had been doing my research on Washington Park, home of liberal rules, and scary streets. I narrowed in on Wise Guys as my place of choice. Recent reviews were really positive. Little did I know...

Drove down hwy111 through scenic Washington Park. The parking lots at WiseGuys and Cheeks were being paved (I kid you not: pavement in Washington Park!) and the parking areas were roped off.
Saw one car at Cheeks, 3 cars at WiseGuys. I drove on past C-Mowes (closed) Ms Kittys (closed)...

Cheeks is a nondescript, hole in the wall club in Washington Park across from WiseGuys. You get into the sister club with a ticket when you pay the cover. I went in, not expecting much but I have had some negative experiences as Scarlett's recently so what the hell. Their...

Ok so stopped in a lot later than I normally due. Usually get to the establishments around 12 or 1 when they first open when I go. Prefer that new car smell to the ok i am customer numero 3 or 4.

Get in okay pay $8.00 and am immediately...

Hadn’t been in this club in a while. Stopped by about the time it was getting dark. There is a large parking lot that is fenced with plenty of parking.

Walked in, and there were a handful of girls and a few customers. The bar is shaped like a...

This is the first time I've been since they went thru their open/closed phase. I've had good times here in the past. Wiseguys was packed so I opted to make a stop here, there was only one customer when I walked in. Club hasn't...

Cheeks had been closed on the day shift and weekends. I was unaware of this since I had not visited there in quite sometime, and I just happened to arrive on the Sunday that it was reopened.
That was the extent of my luck.
Upon entry at 1pm, I was the...

So I was passing through and I've had good luck at Cheeks in the past so I figured I'd give it a shot. I was actually across the river and called ahead to make sure they had a dancer that fit what I was looking for (really big chest). The...

This was the first of three WP clubs I visited on this particular Saturday afternoon. I've been here once before and thought I would check it out to see if anything had changed. Short answer: nope!

I got there about 12:30 in the afternoon. I knew it was...