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Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St Santa Barbara, CA 93101
Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara Reviews
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Budweiser
Florida
reviewed
15 years ago
this club is small but very...
This club is small but very accessible right next to the freeway. Safety is not an issue here. Not many girls in the early evening, but a couple were very attractive. ...
stevebaker
reviewed
15 years ago
this club gets dinged often for...
This club gets dinged often for its high prices and lack of contact, but both issues are greatly exaggerated in my opinion. I visited this Saturday night for buddy's birthday party, which was...
numbmonk
Florida
reviewed
16 years ago
i went into the club late...
I went into the club late last night, normally I'm a day shift type of guy but I figured I check out the night shift. I walked in when Margot was on stage, she...
cdouglas
reviewed
17 years ago
i visited the sb rhino, and...
I visited the SB Rhino, and It has been remodeled about 3 years ago. The stage is smaller than it was before. It is no longer to the right as soon as you...
striped7
reviewed
17 years ago
the santa barbara rhino is pretty...
The Santa Barbara Rhino is pretty small. There is a stage right where you come in. Its just a tiny little stage barely enough room for the girl to dance. The...
whatadude
reviewed
17 years ago
the place was clean and pretty...
The place was clean and pretty empty on a Tuesday afternoon. There were only three dancers working but they were all pretty hot, maybe 7s by any standards out of the biggest and...
nychuck2000
reviewed
18 years ago
this is a depressing dump that...
This is a depressing dump that should be avoided at all costs. It's a tiny club with only a few dancers who make it as clear as possible that they would rather be...
Ruckus
Florida
reviewed
18 years ago
this was probably like no other...
This was probably like no other Rhino that I have experienced before. The only thing that pretty drew people in was the familarity of seeing "Spearmint Rhino" oustide of the building. Once I walked...
kneelmm
Wisconsin
reviewed
18 years ago
wasn't impressed by reviews but thot...
wasn't impressed by reviews but thot I'd check it for myself. Reviews weren't wrong! Worst Rhino I've been to. Club itself is small but nice. Everything else sucks. High...
skinnydipper
reviewed
19 years ago
i visited the spearmint rhino santa...
I visited the Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara recently...Wow. All the women, well except one, were hot. The club is very small. One small stage, two small vip areas, and very little...
safir
Florida
reviewed
19 years ago
once again, the previous reviews for...
Once again, the previous reviews for this club are a bit limp, so let me fill you in. This is a small club, with one stage off to your right as you enter, beyond which...
allegronot
reviewed
20 years ago
pricey, pretty small place compared to...
Pricey, pretty small place compared to other places I've been. Girls seem to solicit, then quickly lose attention if you didn't seem as if you were made of gold. Had a few...
SWANdancer
reviewed
21 years ago
i was there last sunday and...
I was there last Sunday and the place was a bit slow. They had some really good looking girls working there. I spoke to several of the ladies and I was surprised to find...
SlutHunter
reviewed
21 years ago
like most members of this chain,...
Like most members of this chain, the place is clean... in all senses of the word. No worries about going here, but nothing spectacular -- no extras, tight survillance -- read: your hands...
ViKen
reviewed
21 years ago
the girls are good looking. ...
The girls are good looking. Had a lap dance from a very busty, very short girl. It was awesome. Had one gal put her head in my lap and do a...
cave1man
reviewed
21 years ago
visited on a wednesday night. ...
Visited on a Wednesday night. Ten dancers, mostly blondes, a couple of hispanics, and one asian. One stage in use, the dancers would dance two songs each, one clothed/topless and the other...
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