Wackos Reviews

Rainy Friday afternoon. Barely any parking spots in the entire run down strip mall as usual. No cover at dayshift. Me and my friend got a bucket of 4 beers for $10. We started at...

Parking can be a challenge here, but there were plenty of open spaces at about 2:30 on a Sunday afternoon. There was no one manning the door so I walked in without paying a...

My wife and I went at 8:30 on a Saturday night. (First time at a bikini bar for my wife) Cover was $10 pp, even for females. Went to the center stage and grabbed...

Wackos hasn't been reviewed for a while and I did three visits one Thursday: afternoon, evening and night. Just to review what everyone knows already. Three stages, dancers start at the large T stage...

Jacksonville, FL. Wednesday around 4pm. I just came from Sinsations but only three girls in there, not my type, didn't want to dig deeper pay for the mandatory drink so I bailed and came...

This is just a few minute drive from Sins where we went first. So you have two clubs to hit right next to each other [practically] which is fun. Both clubs let you come...

Saturday. 1PM. Memorial Day weekend. My buddy and I spent the day before at Doll House and Sins. We pulled up to Wackos and there was a lot of parking. Maybe too much parking...

It's in a scuzzy little strip mall, but inside is very nice, clean, spacious, colorful and comfortable. It was quiet when I was there about noon to 2pm on a Wed. My first time here....

This was the first of two stops in Jacksonville. First time at this place. It was the middle of the afternoon on Friday and the place was pretty crowded. Parking lot is in front...

So the night before I went to Emperor's and Doll House. This place was the shit!! This review is going to be way more story-style and less statistics than those two reviews I...

The layout of Wackos has been detailed many times over but here it goes again. A main stage to your right as you come in, a smaller second stage at the end of the...

Stopped by Wacko’s while driving north on 95 Sunday afternoon around 530. Jags had a home game earlier so by the time I walked in there were plenty of folks in jerseys that had...

Sunday afternoon experience I arrived about 4 PM. I do a lot of work with China and I have a conference call at 8 to 10 PM (which is 8 to 10 AM for them)....

I’m town for work and decided to stop by on a Sunday night. Club advertises free valet but lot was large and well-lit, so I opted to self-park. Arrived about 8:30pm, paid the $10...

Saturday afternoon, I decided to check out the day shift at Wacko's. Wacko's was my first and favorite club for a long time, but continued harassment of the business by the city has...

One of three gentlemen’s clubs worth going to in Jacksonville. Disappointing in terms of it being a bikini bar but the topless lap dances were great although expensive at $30 a song. Drink prices...

This is the absolute closest thing to a Miami strip club that exists in Jax. The place isnt much to look at from outside, but inside it's a whole different ball game. Once you...

To get “where the girls are” (that’s their tag line), it’s a left off 95 southbound, under the overpass and boom - easy peasy time to get the lemon squeezied Though the sketchy little...

I went to Wacko's while in Jacksonville on business.The club is located off of I-95 and fairly easy to get to from the beaches, downtown, or the southside of town. I arrived...

Arrived before the cover charge took effect right when they opened. Order a beer and for two, happy hour to my surprise 1 main stage, 2 side stages. Because I was early it...

I was in Jacksonville and near here so I stopped in to check it out. It's in a strip mall. When I entered the club no one was at the counter or worried the...

Details.. parking can be an issue.. Daytime no cover. 3 stages, beers 2/4. good food and daily specials. Bathroom troll late afternoon and evenings. Day shift more diverse while evenings are more ethic. VIP...

First time back to You Wackos since Covid. Went on Friday for lunch. No changes that I could see since pre covid. Even the waitress was the same. The girl with the awesome ass...

My first visit to any sc since 2020 and I had a pretty good time. I walked in, paid $10, and sat at one of the 4 or 5 empty tables at 7pm on...

Had never been to day shift at Wackos until recently. Ended up going 2 days in a row. Here are some details about those 2 afternoons: (Saturday, 3PM): My partner in crime and I walked up...