Wackos Reviews

This was my second visit to this club. It was on Friday afternoon.

I ordered beers and got 2 beers for price of 1. After about an hour I was about to finish my second beer and this girl named Mary Jane came to me for private dance. I asked...

Another visit to Jax and, since the Doll House closed, Wacko's is my daytime choice. Before my eyes even adjusted to the dim interior, a very sweet voice was greeting me by name as her body molded to mine. And, NO, I am not that hansom or well...

Decided to checkout Wackos since I have not been there in a while and I was also there to see some friends from another club. I arrived about 5:30 PM and the parking lot was full. Once inside I noticed there had to be about 30 dancers present most of...

Last night I visited Wackos. I've been there several times in the last few months. I usually go about twice a month since March 2012. The cover last night was $5 to get in the door. Then it was $4 for a well drink and then $1...

Wacko's is probably one of the most well known Strip Clubs in Jax. It has a great burger too, if you want to combine your lunch hour with some T&A.

I typically enjoy going in during the day as I find the dancers are a little more laid back then. Many...

Normally I stick to the nude clubs around jax, since they used to offer a lot more privacy for the VIP dances. That's slowly being eroded away. I believe this place is run by the same folks that run Sinsations. A few years ago, when I knew a lot of...

Dive club with below average-looking strippers in bikinis. No cover at 4pm and 2 for 1 special on beers.

The club is located next to what appears to be a liquor store. When I walked in no one was collecting a cover. There is a rectangular bar on the left...

Afternoon review:

Been to wackos many times in the evening and found it to be one of the best in JAX, which isn't saying much, so wanted to try the afternoon.


Club Appearance: Better than I expected. I had been to other JAX clubs and wasn't thrilled, so I didn't have...

Wackos is one of the best clubs in JAX, unfortunately that is not saying much. I stopped in about 4 on a sunny Monday afternoon (no cover), ordered a beer ($3.75) and was served two for that price. I was still waiting for my change at the bar when...

Visited last Thursday during a brief stop over in JAX. Cover was $5, and the beers were $3.75 (for a while, I got two beers for my $3.75). Lot of smoke, and for the first half-hour, no one approached me (which was just fine). I began to...

Wow, very nice surprise. I found my new favorite hangout. I've driven past this place many times, but never felt the outside decor or neighborhood or the name, Wackos, was the worth the stop. I was wrong. I went on a Wednesday evening, about 9pm, but...

Very friendly nice club, seems better to me than anywhere else in Jax. Can't beat the afternoon happy hour drink specials at $5 for 2 beers or a double premium.
As you enter the door, there is the main stage to your right, the bar in front of you with a...

Lots of girls dancing. Even a few showing boobies on stage. Two for one beers are always a hit. A couple of the girls
Were rather courteous in the VIP area with the extra treatment. A dollar seems to be going a little bit further here these days.
Always a few...

Still my fav Jax club. Just can't beat the all afternoon happy hour specials! My regular is a $5 double Absolute that would cost you $10 in any other club in town. Can not speak to the night shift but the afternoons (after 2:30-3) is pretty good. You can't find...

love this place, lots of girls on the shift and many good looking ones as well. They were very friendly, even friendlier in the VIP. dances worth the $30 some girls willing to bargain with you for another dance. Drinks were made to the "T" got a buzz going...

Bikinis on the stage and topless VIP.
2-4-1 beers is a good deal, they even bring the second one to you in a pitcher of ice.
A couple of really good dancers, typical music.
$25 for the VIP song - DJ seems to cut those songs really short.
Some girls do give a rather...

I visited wacko's a few weeks ago in between business meetings. I arrived sometime in the early afternoon and stayed about an hour or so. This club is easy to get to. It is right off 95. It is in a strip mall with a bunch...

Best club in jacksonville other than gold club, friendly girls and no pressure to get dances just a good time, for a reasonable price, something to finally do in this town after everything else shuts down at 9 p.m. the dancers aren't as attractive as they once were but still...

This is now my new favorite club in Jax. The bartenders are hot and friendly if you are a regular. 2 for 1 on almost every beer abd drink all afternoon and reasonable prices. There is a very eclictic mix of dancers from hot to white trash. 2 of the...

Visited during the day shift, stayed to check out the night shift girls as well. Been here before, the dancers physically during the day are decent but night shift had some better looking ladies. One day girl in particular, Roxy stood out. Shes a stunner great personality, beautiful and gives...

A lot of things have changed since I was a regular here 10 years ago. Dancer quality has declined a little, and it's not nearly as busy. Back in the day it was nearly standing room only, but this night only half the tables were occupied.

Pros: You will occasionally...

Good club for Jacksonville. I have been disappointed in Jacksonville in general... to the point I have not bothered to post reviews, never stayed long enough in one bar. The caveat is I prefer daytime. I went mid-day to wacko's. Like all Florida clubs, the damn...

Wackos has been my go-to club for several months now. When I'm tired of the snobbery at other clubs, I can always count on Wackos to bring me back to the basics. In my opinion, sleaze in generous amounts is instrumental in a club's success. The moment you step into...

There is no cover during the day and got two beers for five buck because I think it was happy hour. There were some really hot ladies i'd say 3 were solid 8s the rest were 6-7 unfortunately the real hot one were being kept busy by some regulars and...

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