Hanky Panky

Was in town for work and figured to drop in here as opposed to going to SF. Big mistake. Should have just spent the money to go downtown. Came…

I was further into the South Bay than I usually get so I figured I'd check off one more club from the SF section of the clubs list. - No cover on the…

I was passing thru the street and saw the board and liked the name. Went inside and I was asked to pay for the entry which I did. Not many girls inside. However I…

I was in the area on a Saturday night around 10 PM. Checked in with the bouncers and paid $10 cover. Got a Corona for $7. I then sat in the corner…

What went well ? - Very friendly girls - Keen to make a conversation - Safe setting What needs to improve ? - $ 35 for a dance is a tad too expensive - Girl to guy…

This review is based on going to the club a few times a year. There is a mix of girls dancing there (white, black and hispanic), most are ok looking. I…

I have lived a few minutes away from Hanky Panky for almost 7 years, but I never go because it's only topless, and there's full nude (Cheetahs) near where I work. I got…

I went to HPs, for the first time on a Thursday night. Cover - $8 Beer - $8 I found parking on the street about a block…

This is not a high end place but an average bar but friendly .I went in the evening around 9 pm - Whites + Blacks + Latinas. I am a sucker for…

There were a few girls, all pretty, but I found it to be a very sleepy club at the time I went. A dancer went on the stage now and again but…

Lack of strip club in the South Bay makes me return to this club. This time I went on a Saturday night around 12.15 am. Finding a parking was a big pain.…

Went to Hanky Panky at around 6 pm... There was this regular Colombian girl ( brown skinned, great body ) . Around 10 action started. There was this super friendly girl from…

Stopped in after watching the giants lose, so maybe not the best mood. Approached by a Russian accented (genuine?) Stripper with an AARP card. Received a semi decent lapdance for $40 (didn't insist…

I was in the Peninsula and was curious about rhis place and thought I would stop in. To be honest, there really isn't much alternative so beggars can't be choosers so they…

I had some work at Menlo Park and after finishing the same decided to checkout Hanky Panky. First of all parking was a problem as its in a predominantly residential neighbourhood. The…

Other reviewers have hit it. This joint is hit or miss and don't expect them to open up right on time. I went right around opening on a Tuesday and found…

This strip club was an incredible experience. I'm new to the bay, and with a slight cover, I've found my place of choice. The girls are a bit chubby, but will do…

Damn I wish I read the reviews before entering. It's all available on cell phone - but no sir - I read "after" I experience it myself. The club is in an area…

South bay has very few strip clubs and Hanky Panky is one of the topless club in the area. I went on Tuesday and it was very slow with 4 dancers and…

Other reviews indicated disappointments and recommended not going, so I had to go because it is in my nature to defy the odds. That and I like Latin women. So with low…

Weds afternoon and I am in the small but cozy Hanky Panky bar on El Camino. Nice and dark and music not deafening, 4 girls on shift and a cute bartender. I think…

If you want to have a in expensive drink with a $20 entrance fee this place is for you ... On Saturday evening this place had about 7-8 dancers if you are into…

If you are thinking about going here, seriously slap yourself, rub one out, or take a cold shower. The girls were nasty (not in the good way), the lighting in the club was…

Wednesday evening are no cover entrance, so after having passed this club a bunch of times, decided to check it out. Not very large inside with a bar and 1 stage, pool…

Been going here for a while and its hit or miss with the damcers , some days they have a good one but others just terrible . would be a regular if…

The Hanky Panky is a cheap place but a good place to find long term favorites. The doorman/bouncer is pretty low key. Drinks are reasonable and girls come in a…

Stopped by Last Tuesday night around 11:30pm. As I enter the bouncer wants me to pay the cover, I said how about you let me in to just see - The guy…

They only had 2 dancers worth looking at. I came to see a porn girl that worked here named Victoria. She apparently didn't work there anymore, but I decided to sit…

Hadn't been to this place for about four years but last time I was there I had a good time. Kinda divey last time, now a little less so but still the…

Was in San Jose on Buisness and the bellman at the W hotel said it was a good place. Got there early around 7pm, Not much to look at from the outside…

Don't get your hopes up too high on your way to visit here. I strongly advise you to go with some friends because you'll feel pretty stupid hanging out here by yourself.…

Essentially a dive bar with a couple of dancers and a pole. Clientele was around 6-8 mostly older guys nursing drinks. Saw 3-4 thicker/average-looking dancers for the 10 minutes we…

Came in here right as it opened on a saturday afternoon. Only one other guy in the place drinking at the bar. DJ is playing music but there are no girls around.…

I might pass on this one. Very old, small, and not very "clean." The drinks are a decent price. The girls are average, with one looking like she should work at the…

Save your money and go elsewhere. I've been to many strip clubs, and this was by far the worst experience. I had read reviews of this place saying that the girls were…

Went into the club parking not easy paid $8 cover to a guy standing by the door at first I thought he was a patron out for a smoke. I ordered a…

went here on a friday an seen some gurls that made me wonder if any gurl could be a stripper. I saw a girl that must been pregnant. lots of…

Hanky Panky was somewhat of a new experience for me. The club is on a major road with very little parking that easily accessible - you pretty much have to troll…

Arrived around 10 PM on a Saturday night. Unlike the other reviewers I was not subject to a pat down but they had two security guards out front and I could…

Ok, the pat-down is a little intimidating but the place is OK. Mix of clientele - younger latinos, older white guys. Mix of dancers too. Some older and definitely on the curvy…

You still might get patted down for weapons but it's not as bad as everyone says. I'm concerned that Redwood City might not think this strip club and the nearby Adult "Bookstore"…

The place is seedy and run down, it's definitely divey. Admission includes a weapons patdown. Surly, bored bartending staff eyes you as the hefty dancers shuffle around on stage. But I did…

Okay, so I stopped by here just to do an update for TUSCL (and get my game on) Yes, the place is still in business, and the prior reviews are accurate: private dances…

I did not like it the music was weird and everyone was mexican. They hardly spoke english. Most of the girls were not that sexy. But there were two that were great…

In all the strip clubs I've been too... this is one of the worst. The buliding is quite small, it's got a bar and a small stage with scattered seating around.…

Scary! The last time I went in to the Hanky Panky, most of the clientele was Mexican blue-collar guys drinking Coronas. The girls were not very pretty and the stage…

Being stuck in this area for 2 months on business, I figured I'd drop in for a look-see. I hit the door about dinner time, figuring I'd check out the end of…

I was in Redwood City on business and gave Hanky Panky a try. I remember that many years ago there was a hot place to watch…

Well this place has a pool table in the back which is cool. But as for the dancers none of them are really good looking or turn you on. As for the…

This place maybe is a little hard to review, it depends what you are looking for really. And in the background of club in San Jose and San Francisco, it makes…