Hanky Panky Reviews

Was in town for work and figured to drop in here as opposed to going to SF. Big mistake. Should have just spent the money to go downtown. Came in around 10pm and figured it would be going by this hour.

The club is on the...

I was further into the South Bay than I usually get so I figured I'd check off one more club from the SF section of the clubs list.

- No cover on the Weds night I visited. Definitely a bonus since it certainly would not be worth it
- Dive bar...

I was passing thru the street and saw the board and liked the name.

Went inside and I was asked to pay for the entry which I did.

Not many girls inside. However I decided to sit by the bar area and ordered a drink. Few girls came by and I finally...

I was in the area on a Saturday night around 10 PM. Checked in with the bouncers and paid $10 cover. Got a Corona for $7. I then sat in the corner for ablout 30 minutes. There were about 5-6 girls with about 30-40 guest there. 2 Caucasian, two latinas,...

What went well ?
- Very friendly girls
- Keen to make a conversation
- Safe setting

What needs to improve ?
- $ 35 for a dance is a tad too expensive
- Girl to guy ratio is a little skewed
- Some girls were a little to "plumpy" for me :)

Overall the bay area...

This review is based on going to the club a few times a year. There is a mix of girls dancing there (white, black and hispanic), most are ok looking. I think that the best dancers are hispanic and black (for looks, conversation, and quality of lap dances).

There...

I have lived a few minutes away from Hanky Panky for almost 7 years, but I never go because it's only topless, and there's full nude (Cheetahs) near where I work.

I got off early from work and was driving by at around 4 pm and decided to just go in...

I went to HPs, for the first time on a Thursday night.

Cover - $8
Beer - $8

I found parking on the street about a block away.

The club was more crowded than I expected on a week night. But, there are...

This is not a high end place but an average bar but friendly .I went in the evening around 9 pm - Whites + Blacks + Latinas. I am a sucker for Blacks and Latinas. The first girl who came was from Venezuela ... She was pretty, friendly but a...

There were a few girls, all pretty, but I found it to be a very sleepy club at the time I went. A dancer went on the stage now and again but for the most part the stage was empty. The vibe is relaxed, staff are friendly, the girls are...

Lack of strip club in the South Bay makes me return to this club. This time I went on a Saturday night around 12.15 am. Finding a parking was a big pain. All the spots near the club was used and since it is near the residential area, most of...

Went to Hanky Panky at around 6 pm... There was this regular Colombian girl ( brown skinned, great body ) . Around 10 action started. There was this super friendly girl from Reno , Nevada. Best was this girl from Las Vegas who gave one of the best dances in...

Stopped in after watching the giants lose, so maybe not the best mood. Approached by a Russian accented (genuine?) Stripper with an AARP card.

Received a semi decent lapdance for $40 (didn't insist on change being given for the 2 $20s).

As I was walking out there was an 8 with full...

I was in the Peninsula and was curious about rhis place and thought I would stop in. To be honest, there really isn't much alternative so beggars can't be choosers so they say...

I went in in the later afternoon so to be fair it probably wasn't the best time of...

I had some work at Menlo Park and after finishing the same decided to checkout Hanky Panky. First of all parking was a problem as its in a predominantly residential neighbourhood. The ambience inside is very average as are the looks of the girls inside. The one thing HP excels...

Other reviewers have hit it. This joint is hit or miss and don't expect them to open up right on time. I went right around opening on a Tuesday and found the door locked. They didn't pop it until 430. Maybe the dancers are all running late. The building...

This strip club was an incredible experience. I'm new to the bay, and with a slight cover, I've found my place of choice. The girls are a bit chubby, but will do a lot of you ask and tip nicely. The drinks also hit the spot...I had to pay a...

Damn I wish I read the reviews before entering. It's all available on cell phone - but no sir - I read "after" I experience it myself.

The club is in an area where there are no other strip clubs at least 15 miles away.
It attracts customers. There were 6-10...

South bay has very few strip clubs and Hanky Panky is one of the topless club in the area. I went on Tuesday and it was very slow with 4 dancers and 5 visitors including me. Girls come and ask for lap dance soon they see you. Very average women....

Other reviews indicated disappointments and recommended not going, so I had to go because it is in my nature to defy the odds. That and I like Latin women. So with low expectations, I went to HP.

It was Saturday night and parking is on the street and hard to find,...

Weds afternoon and I am in the small but cozy Hanky Panky bar on El Camino. Nice and dark and music not deafening, 4 girls on shift and a cute bartender.
I think this is the only place on the peninsula that is topless outside of San Francisco. Music was great...

If you want to have a in expensive drink with a $20 entrance fee this place is for you ...

On Saturday evening this place had about 7-8 dancers if you are into plus size girls they might appeal to you but I have to rate most of them a 3-4...

If you are thinking about going here, seriously slap yourself, rub one out, or take a cold shower.

The girls were nasty (not in the good way), the lighting in the club was awful (WAY too bright), dancing was meh, and 2 girls tried to scam me into paying $70 for...

Wednesday evening are no cover entrance, so after having passed this club a bunch of times, decided to check it out. Not very large inside with a bar and 1 stage, pool table in separate room where there is also a few lounge chairs behind a 7-foot wall, though within...

Been going here for a while and its hit or miss with the damcers , some days they have a good one but others just terrible . would be a regular if they had prettier girls but unfortunately no , may could well me pregnant

Drinks are cheap but pretty...