Reviews

Was in town for work and figured to drop in here as opposed to going to SF. Big mistake. Should have just spent the money to go downtown. Came in around 10pm…

I was further into the South Bay than I usually get so I figured I'd check off one more club from the SF section of the clubs list. - No cover on the Weds night I…

I was passing thru the street and saw the board and liked the name. Went inside and I was asked to pay for the entry which I did. Not many girls inside. However I decided to sit…

I was in the area on a Saturday night around 10 PM. Checked in with the bouncers and paid $10 cover. Got a Corona for $7. I then sat in the corner for ablout 30…

What went well ? - Very friendly girls - Keen to make a conversation - Safe setting What needs to improve ? - $ 35 for a dance is a tad too expensive - Girl to guy ratio is a…

This review is based on going to the club a few times a year. There is a mix of girls dancing there (white, black and hispanic), most are ok looking. I think that the…

I have lived a few minutes away from Hanky Panky for almost 7 years, but I never go because it's only topless, and there's full nude (Cheetahs) near where I work. I got off early from…

I went to HPs, for the first time on a Thursday night. Cover - $8 Beer - $8 I found parking on the street about a block away. The…

This is not a high end place but an average bar but friendly .I went in the evening around 9 pm - Whites + Blacks + Latinas. I am a sucker for Blacks and Latinas.…

There were a few girls, all pretty, but I found it to be a very sleepy club at the time I went. A dancer went on the stage now and again but for the most…

Lack of strip club in the South Bay makes me return to this club. This time I went on a Saturday night around 12.15 am. Finding a parking was a big pain. All the spots…

Went to Hanky Panky at around 6 pm... There was this regular Colombian girl ( brown skinned, great body ) . Around 10 action started. There was this super friendly girl from Reno , Nevada.…

Stopped in after watching the giants lose, so maybe not the best mood. Approached by a Russian accented (genuine?) Stripper with an AARP card. Received a semi decent lapdance for $40 (didn't insist on change being…

I was in the Peninsula and was curious about rhis place and thought I would stop in. To be honest, there really isn't much alternative so beggars can't be choosers so they say... I went in…

I had some work at Menlo Park and after finishing the same decided to checkout Hanky Panky. First of all parking was a problem as its in a predominantly residential neighbourhood. The ambience inside is…

Other reviewers have hit it. This joint is hit or miss and don't expect them to open up right on time. I went right around opening on a Tuesday and found the door locked.…

This strip club was an incredible experience. I'm new to the bay, and with a slight cover, I've found my place of choice. The girls are a bit chubby, but will do a lot of…

Damn I wish I read the reviews before entering. It's all available on cell phone - but no sir - I read "after" I experience it myself. The club is in an area where there are…

South bay has very few strip clubs and Hanky Panky is one of the topless club in the area. I went on Tuesday and it was very slow with 4 dancers and 5 visitors including…

Other reviews indicated disappointments and recommended not going, so I had to go because it is in my nature to defy the odds. That and I like Latin women. So with low expectations, I went…

Weds afternoon and I am in the small but cozy Hanky Panky bar on El Camino. Nice and dark and music not deafening, 4 girls on shift and a cute bartender. I think this is the…

If you want to have a in expensive drink with a $20 entrance fee this place is for you ... On Saturday evening this place had about 7-8 dancers if you are into plus size girls…

If you are thinking about going here, seriously slap yourself, rub one out, or take a cold shower. The girls were nasty (not in the good way), the lighting in the club was awful (WAY too…

Wednesday evening are no cover entrance, so after having passed this club a bunch of times, decided to check it out. Not very large inside with a bar and 1 stage, pool table in separate…

Been going here for a while and its hit or miss with the damcers , some days they have a good one but others just terrible . would be a regular if they had prettier…