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I needed a r&r day. Why not go to my favorite place? So I did just that. Walked in around 2. Temp check. No cover. Maneuvered my way around the floor to a table close to the stage. If I remember correctly, about 5-6 other PLs in there. Most at the bar with their backs turned to the young, tight little blonde on stage shaking her assets. Their loss. Sat and watched her for a couple of songs. Had zero drinks of my $8 water. Made a little eye contact and she gave me a few grins as she spread her ass cheeks apart for me to get a more in depth view at her candies. Figured I didn’t have to get up and tip her to get her to come over after her set. I was right. She sat down, introduced herself, a bit of small talk, then right into dances talk. I let her know I was just here for the billy Joel cover band. The quote was triple what I get most of the time. I chuckled a bit and countered with my low ball. Her next counter was more in the ball park. Accepted and off we went. $10 vip wristband and followed her to a back booth. We got to know each other a little bit better for a few warm up songs before she was completely naked. Her pussy was so beautiful and smooth. She got on me rcg and was grinding her butt on my crotch as I got to enjoy some deep fiv action. After a little bit and a lot of wetness later she started to assume the position and pulled out her microphone for me. Before I could get out cover she’d already started singing deep warmup tones. I just rolled with it. She had moments of real sensual signing. Very attentive let’s just say that. I was getting close and wasn’t ready to be done. So i had her stand up to have a little more fun with her and her amazing ass. She hugged the wall and pushed her ass out while I enjoyed more fiv fun. Absolutely beautiful holes she had. I sat back and told her to go ahead and finish. Thought she’d finish the concert, but instead she started to lube herself up and grabbed her mic and started to try and show her cg skills. I had to stop her before I got in it and made her cover up. Play smart. Play safe. Once ready she gave it a good ride. Few minutes I was done and she seemed to enjoy herself as well. I let her know I was done but she said “almost, almost...”. She enjoyed a little more cg with a full cover until she was done. Exchanged pleasantries. Off we went. 45 mins in and out. Love the Criket. Thanks for reading my fiction today. Stay safe people.

This was a couple months ago, actually a couple weeks after the last review I put in. I need to catch up. I was hoping to see my unicorn from that last visit, but I have yet to reconfirm her existence. What I did get on this view was closer to my typical experience. Not ideal, but my needs were met. I shall explain. First, the usual details. No cover on day shift, no valet. I got a Coke $7. One stage 2 poles in the middle, booths along one side and bar along the other. Well decorated and in good condition. There were about 10 girls which seems pretty normal. On this visit, I didn't have too long to wait before a blonde came to sit with me (K) and I did ask by name about my unicorn, but she didn't seem to know who I was talking about. But anyway, I did say what I liked about her and what I was after. Primarily that I wanted everything, but I didn't want it rushed to a hasty conclusion. She did agree. She was as I said blonde, a little extra padding but nothing excessive and it works for me, nice tits - maybe the small end of D cup range. We went back, I paid the usual $10 for the wristband, we settled in. The private dances are in reasonably sized rooms (Bogarts by comparison being what I'd call small) with an armchair. We had agreed before hand to $200, but this girl apparently was a little disorganized. Usually I come in with a cover of my own, but usually it's not needed because the girls come prepared. On this day, I had driven a different car and wasn't prepared myself, and after she fumbled through her purse it turned out she wasn't either. She asked if that was okay. So I'm usually the type I'll respect that a dancer is interested in on the job safety, but I'm out of the baby making business and my priority is feel. So of course I agreed. This would have been a good thing as far as I'm concerned, but I don't think she expected me to accept. She and I had reached an agreement, and clearly she intended to honor that. But I think she was probably nervous. Her dance moves were intense, I think she didn't really want to draw out an enjoyable experience. She was racing to the destination. I did tell her to slow down, but the point of no return was approaching so she finished her dance on her knees, made me feel like a porn star and swallowed the evidence. It was a happy ending, but the story was more like reading cliff notes version. Which is usually my only complaint about dances at Criket. Mission accomplished. I know what to expect, at least on afternoons.

I was in the area so I decided to check out the Cricket. The good news is that the construction around the club appears to be complete...so no need to drive around figuring out how to get into parking lot. No valet...which is a bonus and no bathroom troll...I have always liked the non nickle and diming aspect of this club (save the one tie $10 VIP fee). Paid $10 cover and took a seat at one of the tables near on the north side. Smoking room is always a nice touch here because you do not end up smelling like an ash tray. I ordered a $7 beer and started to take in the show/vibe. Unfortunately, the dancer lineup and attitude just seemed a little off this evening...nothing annoying but nothing really interesting either. Dancers were 4-8 range...nothing spectacular. Dancers were a bit on the chubby side...which is not my thing. Many dancers were tied down with other regulars or hiding in the back, Sometimes here there is a lot of stage tipping but not on this night...Dancer effort appeared t be a bit lackluster. Not that I would have responded with a trip to the VIP...but I was disappointed with the lack of interest in me as a customer from the dancers. Was there for about 45 minutes and decided to cut my losses. Thanks o the club policies not being so price gouging...I will probably be back to see if the vibe is better.

I went here on 2 back to back Saturdays. Obviously, the first Saturday encouraged me to make a second trip. It was late afternoon around 5 o'clock when I arrived. They still take your temperature and there's no cover at that time. There was at least 10 girls working and all but one of them I thought were good prospects. I had one girl sit down and it was a decent conversation. She was a little older I'd say late 30s or early 40s. I don't remember her name but she had reddish brown hair. When we are going back to VIP She told me her dances were $25 , which is not normally what they charge here. That was a flag but I figured I liked her body and what heck. Extras are offered, plus a song song count. I normally don't do that, but I agreed on a relatively cheap price. Problem is, she had dance counting syndrome. Since I was going to give her a tip anyway, I really didn't care but be careful as she could be a ROB. I did have an excellent time with her. However, because of her inability to count, I will never get her to dance again. I don't want to be bothered with the frustration. After leaving VIP I sat down to finish my drink. A few other dancers were on the floor now. There was an absolutely stunning small blonde but I had to leave. The next Saturday came by and I figured I might as well try my luck. I had to blow off the ROB from last week which might've been a mistake. Unlike the prior week the talent was substantially less appealing. The blonde I saw the prior week was not there. I ended up getting approached from some ghetto type dancers but passed. Ended up not getting any dances. I was hoping that by returning at the same time on a Saturday, the talent might be the similar, but I was extremely wrong. There is no flow to the dancers showing up yet after Covid.

After a weekend let down (Self induced) of a super potential meet up decided I better head to my favorite place and partake in some fall frolicking. Of course we all know the drill, no cover no parking fee already ahead $20 as I walk in for a temp scan. A sunny Thursday and takes a few seconds for the eyes to adjust but I find my way to the middle of the stage seating and pull up a chair. Cute blonde waitress takes my beer order and I sit back to enjoy the show. I see about 5-7 girls working, 50/50 AA/white. On stage a shapely AA with a nice proportioned body. As I look around I see about 3-4 other customers each with a "guest" and within a few mins my "Guest" arrived. A taller AA with some nice boobs and a butt I wanted to feel. She sat down and immediately her hands wandered to my main stage. She seemed very interested in waking up my stick shift and it was responding accordingly. Her hands were there for a very long time which I did not object to at all. We chatted for a while as she worked her magic. We discussed dances for 1/2 a second then went to the menu which all on the table. I knew for a fact extras was 100% guaranteed form her hand work. I'll keep her name to myself but she offered $100 for CBJ. Agreed and off we went to pay the room rental fee $10. Within a few seconds she was totally naked and had some very interesting nipple rings around the nip (That might give her away to a regular). Took a grab of those puppies as things got more heated. Cover came out and on a her skills were more than adequate to get the job done. I did enjoy grabbing that butt though, very nice. Tipped her an extra $20. One of the nicer things at Criket is the bathroom is immediately next to the VIP rooms unlike other places where you have quite the walk, especially LS. This place is very clean, I enjoy my time here every visit. Worth the extra few mins drive past the other establishments.

Visited on a Thursday. Specifically went in looking for Paris who someone mentioned in a prior review. Unfortunately, Paris was not working according to doorman. Club is well documented. Non-smoking which are the only clubs I am choosing at moment since virus thrives and lingers in the air where there is poor circulation or enclosed smoking area, both of which apply to two nearby clubs I might normally otherwise stop at. Free daytime admission. Tables free to sit at, an up charge to sit in booths, I think it was $20 or $25. I opted for table, other reviewers will give you some arguments on why to pay for a booth. Club is very clean and for those that do smoke, an outdoor area to do so where many dancers hang as well. Large clean non-troll bathrooms during my visit. Ladies, petite and curvy options with various chest size options as well. Most scales would fall 5-7 range. My last visit here pre Covid I would have had the lineup rating at 2-3 with H8 lineup at that time looking more like FC compared to this place. So the uptick in lineup at Cricket was a very pleasant surprise. AA, white, and one Latina. Waitress was hot as well. About 10 custies. Eventually Approached by Latina who made very compelling offers with full menu options starting at $150 plus bracelet cost. Unfortunately, while I could have pulled it off and made flight to LA, I didn't want to rush as she would have been a bit wild and fun. Plus I wanted to save money for LA or Tijuana if I decided to risk and venture across border, even though not likely as tough as that may be unless wrong head takes over my thinking. So I tipped her $20 for her table fondling a dirty descriptions of what she offered to do to me. We did agree to a future date though when I had more time to properly enjoy the time with her. Why I didn't do dances this trip, this club is firmly back on my radar with the cleanliness, non-smoking, $ value, and improved entertainer options. Those concerned about Covid indoors might find this a decent way to ease back in if you have the itch. There are a couple other non-smoking near by I hope to check out next trip, but this was a good start for me easing back into game. Safe clubbing everyone. Be smart and keep the clubs open and ladies safe for all to enjoy.

Cricket was my go-to pre covid and decided to give it another go. Mostly the same to be honest, with the exception of the mask requirement - which i don't mind at all. Per usual parking is free/no valet and there's no daytime cover. Was about 8 girls when I was there, with a good mix of ethnicities and sizes. Overall very hot. Recognized a few faces from pre-covid. Bought a beer for $7 and later a jack on the rocks for $14. A bit expensive for Jack, but whatever. Only tipped the girls, didn't VIP today. Was offered a dance for $25 (plus $10 to the bouncer). Was also offered some hand action for a bit more - $50. I declined though, just wanted to get my bearings again and a bit nervous due to covid. Overall I'm excited to return.

A month back, I took the plunge and went to try out my favorite place during the covid era. Not much change tbh. Construction out back a little squirrelly getting to parking in but nbd. Walked in and had to put on mask. Temp check next. Then found a seat. Real slow on this early afternoon. Was about 5 patrons to 3 girls working the room. 3 guys at the bar. 2 of us at the tables. Didn’t really notice much change in spacing with tables. Maybe a few less but again not much difference. I saw one bigger white girl. Then a sexy chocolate beauty with huge ass that was amazing. Could eat a whole 3 course meal off that thing. Only one I saw do any stage dances was the blonde bombshell bartender. I forget her name. Only time I see her dance is when they are slow waiting for more girls to show up for work. She’s a sight to behold though. Gorgeous. The sexy chocolate girl with the ass is who ended up coming over to me after about 10 minutes of sitting there. Glad she did. About 5 more minutes of your typical pointless conversation back and forth before we discussed any dances. I’ve learned to just let them know I’m there for a dance or 2 and on a time crunch so I don’t have to bs for too long. She asked what kinda dance I was looking for. I let her know. Then a weird thing happened and she let me tell her my price of what I want to pay. She accepted and off we went. $10 still for a vip booth. I tipped the dude $5. I don’t usually but sometimes I do. Figured it was slow. Wth. I always ask for a couple nude warm up dances. I like to get to know each other a little bit. Hands free to roam. Nice big natural tits with bigger nipples were fun to play with. After they were sucked on for a little bit, her nips perked up quite a bit. A little fiv while my face was occupied. Was tight and wet. Just like I like em. She let me enjoy myself for a few more minutes until she asked if I was ready. Out came Will. While I was fishing for a cover in my pocket, she gave her new friend a strong handshake for a bit to wake him up. Finally was able to retrieve my hat and let her put it on. After a few billy Joel covered songs, hat came off for a little bb tune till cim. She would have done all bb tunes but whatever. Next time. She opened up and showed me her disappearing act she performed in her 👄 and off we went. Exchanged pleasantries. Tried to give me her number but I declined. All in all, great time again at the sc day shift. I’ve never left here disappointed. 45 minutes in and out. Under $140 total well spent dollars for drinks, tips, and dances. Off to the next club I went. Dm if you need any additional details. Stay safe y’all.

Not as nice as my last couple of visits, but the place was packed. Masks are still required to enter but no temp check. Girls cant take their tops off on stage but VIP is still business as usual. Arrived around 9pm,.paid $10 cover and chose a table by the stage. There was around 10 girls working, all fit and mostly 7s. 40/60 AA / White and no old dogs. I stayed 2 hours and tipped quite a few on stage. Had a bunch of mixed drinks at $15 a pop and bought a dancer a drink as well. The place was at full capacity (not covid capacity) so it was hard to.get attention from the girls. One nice Asian dancer did sit with me and gave a nice. shoulder massage. I ended up getting a few nice 2 way contact dances at $25 each, but extras weren't on her menu. VIP toll is still only $10.

Visited again SC this time on a Saturday around 1:00 PM. As it was probably mentioned before there is some construction going on on the west side of the parking lot on the back but you can enter from the east and park your car. During that time there were only couple of cars so I decided to go in and see if there is any fun to be had. Mask is required when walking inside and you can take it off while sitting. There was no cover during that time and I got something to drink from the bar. Sat down and was looking to find if I can find any talent. There were 5 people inside and 2-3 girls were sitting with their regulars. It was pretty slow and decided to wait approximately 30 minutes to see if I can find anything attractive. After couple of minutes an AA sat next to me, and we chatted for a little bit. She was not very conversational but at one point brought up the dances. Agreed to the $20 a dance and went in the back. Dance started with normal mileage for SC and mutual touching was allowed. Unfortunately she was not my type and we did the session after the first dance. She brought up extras but I was not interested. Went back to my seat to see if more ladies would come in but unfortunately nothing got my eye. Unfortunately it was slow and only few regulars were there so there was not much going on. Probably will be back during the week since Saturday is pretty slow.

This is about the 3rd visit to Criket I had since reopening. I arrived at 3:30 and planned to leave at 4:30, and as 4:30 rolled by I had not yet had one girl sit with me. This is not my usual experience at Criket. But for some reason I didn't leave and I'm glad for that because I told myself I'd go back with just about anyone that would stop by for at least a couple clean dances, and what happened next is going to sound like a "Dear Penthouse" letter, it was that good. So some details, which won't be anything new, but occasionally there have been so many reviews that say this has been described before that you have to go down a few pages just to find the details. I arrived on afternoon shift so no cover. No valet. I live somewhere around an hour away and alcohol triggers some messed up digestive issues, so my usual order is a coke. That costs $7. At the center is a stage with 2 poles, in my experience usually there is 1 girl on stage on one at a time in the afternoons. There are 2 poles at the end of the bar on one side of the main room, the other side has a row of booths... They charged $20 for booths but I haven't asked since reopening. Masks are required when circulating but not when seated or in back. Temperature scan when you enter. The place is in nice shape. Tiled bathroom. There is a smoking lounge. According to the DJ there were 10 girls working. I had seen that a few were doing private dances, a couple with regulars at the bar.... I think I could account for 6 or 7. There were definitely more than 10 customers. Not a good ratio. And there were a couple that it seemed were not circulating. As I said, I went over an hour without any girls sitting with me. That's not usually my experience at Criket. Some of the girls on stage that were noteworth were Legs - tall AA girl, notable for her long legs. Paris, I liked her outfit, was prepared to speak some French with her but she went back to her regular after her stage set. Now I'll try not to go on too much about myself, but Criket is my go to place, I'm not a frequent flyer - I go maybe once every other month. I don't usually see the same girls except one or two. I really can say there's probably only one or maybe two girls I've gotten dances from more than once. Not necessarily by choice, but it's worth noting that I make it policy to not get numbers because I want to not get attached. I bring this up for a reason. So it's 4:30. I'm thinking my time allotment is up, it's time to leave. But I haven't actually gotten up to leave. And I've seen a blonde in her street clothes who is now out on the floor. And she comes over and sits with me. I am not the kind of guy that has a poker face, my emotions show, and apparently on this day she could see that I wasn't having a good time. She said so after we went back. As I said, I had the plan that if someone came along I'd go back, try a couple dances and cut my losses if needed, so I went back without much banter. I can't complain about this girl's looks, might not have been supermodel thin but she had nice natural D cup tits and she was tall. I have come to appreciate talent over looks. We agreed on $200 for FS and no song count. Based on prior experience, I usually find I fire off quicker than planned because the dancer has no concept of savoring the journey. They go down and start bobbing their head up and down, jump on me and start hopping up and down at a high rate of speed, and before I can say slow down it's over. That was not the case today. This girl did it all and took her time. She got out the raincoat and put it on with her mouth. She did CBJ, then CG, then took off her raincoat and wiped me off and put on the cover I brought, CBJ and she reacted nicely as my finger went exploring. Then more CG. She could tell my member wasn't in favor of being covered and offered a little more if we went to $300 total and for how well she was doing I agreed. She finished with a nice BBBJTCIM and swallowed the evidence. She offered digits, and I really considered breaking my rules for her but declined. I'd reconsider if I saw her again, but so far that hasn't happened. Digits I did notice: the time. When I walked out I checked the time. It was 5:30. Yeah, she took her time and treated me right.

I stopped by Criket (yes, that's the way they spell it!) on a recent afternoon. The street to the east is under construction so you need to access their parking lot in the rear of the club via the street to the west of the club. Entry is free in the afternoon. After a brief temperature check, I found a seat at a table and ordered a beer ($7, if I recall correctly). There was a dancer on stage, a slender Black woman and several dancers visible around the club. With COVID restrictions, the club is operating as a bikini club, meaning that the dancers do not disrobe during their stage performance. Some of the dancers wear sexy outfits that do not cover much. Patrons can sit at their tables and have a drink without face masks but they are asked to wear a face mask while moving about in the club. I noted several dancers who were pretty good looking, some of whom are transplants from other states where the clubs are still shut down. I was approached by a Black dancer with nice face and a big booty. That body type is not my preference (I like slender, athletic women) but she was very persuasive while sitting at the table with lots of fondling over and under my shorts. The private dance area requires a $10 entry fee that is good for multiple return visits (they provide a wrist band). The dance facilities consist of an adequately sized "cubicle" with a couch or large padded chair that is surrounded by heavy curtains for privacy. Without going into too much detail, the private dance was very satisfying as is typical of most clubs in the Detroit suburbs. I should note that clubs inside the city limits are under pressure to curtail any extra activities. Several things I really like about Criket: a) no parking fee or troll, b) no bathroom troll, c) smoking is restricted to a small area so you don't leave smelling like an ash tray, d) most of the girls are comfortable with talking about extras, e) the private dance area is large enough to have some fun and f) most of the Detroit based dancers have reasonable price expectations for private dances (some of the "migrant dancers" will ask for much more). On the con side, I've been to Criket when the talent was terrible.