The Office Reviews

Wow! Well let's start of with the decor and layout of the club. It has plenty of chairs and tables, nothing too nice but definitely nothing shabby. There is one main stage that I noticed that has 1 or 2 girls dancing at one time. Although, it was super crowded,...

Came to the club around 10 and tip out for a new dancer was 150. I would advise to come early so you wont have to pay a high tip out. Tip out before 5 is 50 and after you become a regular girl your tip out is lower after...

Friday around 7-9 p.m. is the time to go to this club as that's when all the top talent arrives. At this golden period during the week you won't find a better strip club in the country if you what you're into is lap dances from bad, curvy women...

The minute I walked in I felt a bit out of place. It was a 99 percent thuggish looking black clientele. Im not intimated by that but I was checking out the club for a quick exit in case something goes down. Most dancers where on the chubby side but...

I've reviewed this club b/f and will thus not describe the specific details of the club - refer to my November 27, 2012 review for club details (note: I have a Nov 29 and a Nov 27 2012 previous reviews - club details are in the Nov 27 review) –...

Ok this club dancer wise is alittle more my speed... i walked into the office on friday around 630pm club was already packed .. but able to get a seat . They had happy hour drink specials so paying $5 for. Drink compared to $14 at KOD i can work...

The office to me is too much of a hang out spot.. I normally like the daytime shift at most strip clubs not to crowded and a nice female to male ratio( dancer to customer)... Now the office seems to have this all screwed up. First of all during the...

I stopped by here after visiting tootsies they're right down the street from eachother. And let me tell you the club was PACKED to the max like I couldn't even move . There was no space at the bar . Guys were making it rain on girls left and right...

The Office is a small black club with decent $5 full nude floor dances.

I had some free time on my hands around New Year’s Eve and decided to hit a SC on New Year’s Eve so I can say been there done that.

I was planning to spend the day and...

I very recently reviewed this club after a Saturday night visit on 8/16/23, I had it on my PL to-do list to check out the club during a dayshift since it’s often so crowded at night.

This review will just summarize by latest Office visit and will not describe the...

I’ve reviewed this club twice b/f and will thus not describe the specific details of the club – refer to my November 27, 2012 review for club details (note: I have a Nov 29 and a Nov 27 previous review – club details are in the Nov 27 review).

I visited...

This club is definitely fun if you're in the mood for it. Table dances were five dollars I think but we just kinda threw money around and continuously tipped the girls who danced with us. The girls were nice but not very talkative which I personally don't mind. This club...

From my last review you can see it didn't go well. I went on a weekday afternoon and it was empty.

I went to Secrets today and since I live in Broward Cty decided to give this club a second try on my way home.

It actually had people in it at...

Visited the office on a Tuesday afternoon during NBA finals. Heat was playing that night so not sure if club is usually that crowded but it was packed. At least 20 dancers out. Overall quality was a solid 8. Was at least 5 or 6 bonafide 10's. Had a...

Today was the day I decided to check out this club. If you look at my other recent reviews I've been doing the Dade Cty black strip club shuffle(Secrets, Lexx, & Cocos).

I go to them all early weekday afternoons.

I got to The Office today at between 1:30-1:45pm. There were maybe...

This club is not too bad of a value for the money.
I showed up at around 12am. The parking lot was full, but there were still close enough spots. Valet isn't mandatory but they fact that the guys are up close to the entrance, you could get caught paying.
Anyways...

Decided to drop by the office on a Friday afternoon, the parking lot was partially full. The club itself was pretty crowded for a afternoon, the club is not that big as most black clubs in Miami are not. The women where pretty most of them were at least, there...

The girls are fun although not 10s, mostly black but if you're going there you probably know that, there were maybe 3 or 4 hispanic women. The drinks are very strong. I would never work here but I had fun with a couple other dancer friends. Its ghetto compared to...

I got to the Office around 2am and the parking lot was crowded. You had the option of paying a premium to park closer to the club. There were visibly armed security guards in the lot which made me wonder what the hell goes on there to warrant such a...

This club is located in the middle of two mega-clubs, Tootsies and King of Diamonds. That being said if you are not familiar with the area, it is tricky to get to. The exit off I-95 is Miami Gardens. Turn right, go over the bridge, you'll have to U-turn...

Just what i was looking for, lots of big black ass. Girls not all so fit but still sexy if black is what you are after. The office is a cool spot with good music. Ventilation was much better than i expected. It was fairly packed but still found a...

This place is really ghetto, the outside appearence is enough to scare anyone away. Once you walk inside there are all shapes and sizes of dancers. Some are pretty which model type figures, most are over weight, has scars, or a lot of tattoos and piercings. This club is...

My previous review of this club was of a visit one month ago. It took a while to get this club added to TUSCL thus my reviews are dated close to each other but the visits were actually about a month apart. As I stated in my previous...

Went to The Office on a Saturday night. This place has opened and closed at least once if not twice in the last two years or so. I first heard of this club about a year and half or two years ago but had a hard time finding...