Not The Best But Good Enough?

Went there on a monday evening around 2pm. Got free parking. That's always nice. I heard from a friend that this club had the thickest women you could find in the area. Couldn't resist as my kryptonite is a girl with a tiny waist ,and a ridiculously big booty. As I approached the entrance, I was patted down. That rarely happens to me but I took it as a positive sign that they weren't inviting trouble.

I entered the club and immediately, it looked dead. Guess I should not have expected much at that time of day. It was hard to tell who was the talent and who weren't. Some lingerie clad women were chilling by the bar, texting on their phones or talking to other men. One stripper seemed to be working the pole and maybe three others lounging around. I grabbed a seat and notice that it was the curved arm chair kind- not too good for lapdances.

I chilled for about thirty minutes and decided that I either get a lap dance or I'll leave. I don't like chasing the talent but if that's what needs to be done, fine. I asked one of the hottest, thickest girls I could find- BTW, I forgot to mention, these girls are among the thickest I've ever seen in a club. Big round booty, pretty face and a tiny waist. I asked one of the hotties for a dance and she happily led me to a couch in the corner of the club. I asked her for one lap dance. She said that one lap dance would be $10 but she would like to give me two instead.