The Office Reviews

I went to The Office as part of a guys night out. It’s an urban loud club with mostly the usual rap music. The dancers are black and look like the type to tryout for a rap video. Overall it was underwhelming. At first I thought it would be a...

After many many years I went back to The Office , this time with my girl, to check it out on a Saturday night. First thing that surprised me was the $20 self parking. Dude at the lot was friendly and explained that I could park outside for free, but...

This review is from a few weeks ago when I visited Miami for a Bachelor party/Wedding. As previously described, this is obviously a black club. If thick, beautiful, black women is not your thing then this is not your type of club.

When: I typically prefer daytime or evening but being...

I was in town on a weekday and looking for something small different and less common. I went in around 7:30 and left around 10. The office seemed like a good choice as I haven’t been to all black club in a long time. However, I should...

If you’ve read any of my recent reviews, you’ll know that I’m in quite the pickle. I’m an Ass Man, who currently has a CF who is a slim petite girl. Look, I can’t explain it either, but the lap wants what the lap wants. But in any regard, as...

This was my first time going here and I heard so much about it. So after a day party brunch a group of us heard it was 70 dollar bottles on Sunday so we decided to go visit and get some bottles. We got there and we were stunned that...

I was in town for a buddy's bachloer party and this was on our list of places to check out. We got there around 10pm on a Friday night and the parking lot was packed. It's a smaller place, but out of all the places we went in...

It was my new year resolution to visit the black clubs in miami, and I had some good time at body and mint but office did disappoint me. Firstly, the good, the ratio of dancers which are good looking ( above 7), most of them are well toned,...

On a recent recon trip to Tootsies I noticed this club was very close and thought it worth a stop also. Easy to find and the parking lot was nearly empty so in I went. Pretty relaxed at about 3 in the afternoon, maybe 6 patrons that I saw and...

The girls were sexy but not very friendly. There was a little bit of entitlement. I’m a dancer my self and even when the girls on stage we’re making a lot of money they looked bored. I’ve been here on several occasions to work and hang out it’s defintely...

I decided to work here about 2 or 3 Saturdays ago. I hadn't been since September 2017. After hearing there was a remodel a few months ago and free tipout (for dancers), I decided it was worth a shot.
Walking up I noticed a security guard that wasn't there last...

I'm a frequent Miami club goer. I prefer dade county clubs to broward because I prefer the vibe and the pricing is usually much better. I've been to this spot a few times before once with luck and another not so much. This time is was thinking let me check...

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This is another fairly-long Papi Chulo review of a black-club - skip it if short on time/patience and/or the subject-matter does not interest you
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I've reviewed this club b/f and will thus not describe the specific details of the club - refer to my November 27, 2012 review for club details...

Came in after midnight during the summer with my cousin during our 1st time in miami. It was ok. About 6 or 7 girls workin when we were there. We got there pretty late tho. Only about 3 of them were really pretty. The others average. Its one of those...

The club has been remodeled since my last visit in 2014. Because of the remodel the place is more spacious and can hold a decent amount of people without everyone being elbow to elbow. Anyway, the stage is in the center of the club and the dj booth is connected...

This club has surprisingly been going strong for a number of years. It hasn't gone through the shut down and renaming process that has happened to quite a few clubs in South Florida.

The parking lot is expansive, but from what I've seen only the front half is secured. This area...

I recently did a tour of the afternoon shifts of the black clubs in Miami, and this was my least favorite black club in Miami. There was no fee for parking and no entrance fee. There is a thorough pat down at the door.

On my visit, I only saw two...

I visited this club, leaving highly disappointed from Club Climaxxx. The office being a ghetto club and it being Friday, I made a point to make sure I hit the ghetto ones up that were on my radar for this trip to Miami. This club is down the...

I was passing through North Miami on business yesterday, and stopped in on my way home to see what was up. It was just after 10PM on a Tuesday evening, and the club was relatively empty (odd, since there were probably three dozen cars in the parking lot). ...

Let me start by informing you I am a long time customer and recent dancer at The Office. This is the most welcoming club I've ever come across. I usally go around 7PM or 3AM any day of the week. It's a very small club with one pole and often...

Went there on a monday evening around 2pm. Got free parking. That's always nice. I heard from a friend that this club had the thickest women you could find in the area. Couldn't resist as my kryptonite is a girl with a tiny waist ,and a ridiculously big booty. As...

Took a trip to Miami on my birthday. So I decided to try The Office out. When I pulled up around 11:30, I was surprised at how packed it already was. It costs $10 to park. Got the normal pat down for black clubs. Entrance was $20. Once inside, I...

Went with coworkers just for fun..the Club Is not too far from KOD. It's rather small but entertaining if you like big booty girls straight outta 305. It was pretty different from other clubs I've been too..there was trap music with some R&B that played. I seen a few...

Okay, lets get this straight. I did not know going into this club what to expect. From a reccommedation from a Tootsies dancer i headed to The Office after Tootsies. Its right off a highway of some sort. From the moment i stepped out the uber it was trouble. There...