Henry the VIII South

went last week during early evening, about eight dancers... rating 5-8.. was impressed by the menu ( 2 dances and $30 for HJ ) and was told more was available on days....the…

Stopped in to ‘HenryViii – south’ close to midnight on Friday night. Club was busier that I had seen in a while about 60% full. Cover is still $10 and soft drinks…

Stopped in here last Friday night. Not too many patrons, about 7 girls. Most were not attractive. I talked to one who said she was new. She…

Yup its end of the month and rents due so its high millage season at Henry the VIII South. This place is well worth a stop for the friday/ Saturday day…

I stopped by here on a recent Thursday afternoon. The place was not very crowed at the time. There were several girls there dancing and most were in the 6-7…

Since Henry VIII lost its liquor license no alcohol is served in the club, all drinks are about $6.50 each (including bottled water). With no alcohol that also means that the stage…

I hadn't been in for awhile, so I stopped in and was glad to see they have spiffed the place up. It used to be rather dingy, but paint and a…

Checked out the nite shift on a Fri nite recently, got dances from Cheri (slender older blonde), Amy (young slender blonde, is there a pattern there? lol), and Sophie (thicker-but-not-fat brunette).…

Thoughts from last night: Tall brunette chick: too old, and kinda looked like a post op tranny Tiffany: drunk, and scary Technique: Cute, and has an awesome stage dance Big booded black chick…

I recently paid a visit to this club and was dissapointed by the quailty of dancers. They appeared to be a bit older and out of shape. The majority of…

Again, I can't say enough good things about Diana. I've been back twice since the last time, and tragically Diana was absent the first time. Jada however was not. And Jada…

I stoped in at about 7pm on a Tuesday. I heard alot of good things about the mileage in this club, but after I paid $10 and walked in the door…

Mileage is back to normal on dayshift. Also dropped in on a weekend night recently, saw lots of activity in the VIP. Jada looked hot (tall, very slender, legs to…

Stopped in here again and things are still going well. The stage show doesn't have much going for it, but this is really a lap dance place. It was the dayshift and…

For unknown reasons I tried this place again. About 4 guys there and 4-5 women. None of the girls were more than a 5. They also now charge a…

Henry the VIII south is not the place where high-born gentlemen enjoy the subtle pleasures of witty conversation with ladies of quality. The qualities of these ladies are sometimes visual and frequestly…

I've been back, and as amazing as Diana is, this club would suck horribly without her. OK maybe thats unfair. There were a couple other girls that were pretty hot…

Dropped in for a while early this week. More signs on the wall about keeping feet on the floor, and the VIP guy was watching the room closely...evidently there's a crackdown…

I went to H8S for the first time in quite a while. While the bar is still the same, I hear changes are coming. I have heard that the dancers are being…

Holy sexy silicone batman! I walked in during the day shift. Ordered a coke at the bar, and sat down in a spot where I could see the stage and…

Dropped in for a while in the middle of last week during the afternoon. More dancers than patrons, it was very slow. There's now a sign in the VIP warning…

Heard this place was cleaned up, so I decided to check it out. Seemed better than last time. It's now totally nude, so that was interesting. The girl that took my money…

Stopped by here after a long absence as was pleased to find that they have gone full nude in the interim. The stage show was nice mix, mostly 6-7s. I didn't have…

I thought I might take the drive across town to have some fun at one of the more high mileage bars in the area, since my favorite hangout, The Booby Trap, got…

Went there after several months out of circulation. Now a $5 cover during the day, $7 after 7 PM. Saw a bunch of vehicles in the parking lot, but it…

Stopped in for the first time in a more than a month. First surprise was a $5 cover after 2 pm, used to be free. Second was they went full…

Club is Nude although some girls did not remove bottoms. Cover was $5 drinks $6.25 and VIP $20. Club is dark and a little run down and VIP is dingy…

My rating of a 9 is based on mileage. Wow. Got there just as the day shift was leaving and didn't see a whole lot that I regretted missing. So the night…

Gave this establishment another shot after quite a few years that I've been there last time. Early afternoon was fairly slow as far as number of dancers is concerned. I only counted…

I stopped in a couple times in the past month. This is the economy version of a strip club. No liquor, run down, but cheap. No cover during…

Went back recently and still approved by me. The women (esp on night shift) were better than should be in a dumpy bar like this. Still not a lot of…

Stopped in for a brief visit recently at noontime. Doesn't look like the decor has been upgraded any more in the last few months. The dancers say that SE Michigan's…

Other reviews of this club are quite accurate. The place is a dump, no alcohol, coke is $5.25, the stage dancing is poor, the women are not all that attractive, 5-7.…

ok, been here a few times now.. everytime I've had a great time and never left dissappointed. Last time, I was there was on a Friday night... place was pretty dead but started…

This has been my favorite club for a number of years now, alcohol or not. Girls here are friendly, no cover during the day, $10 wrist band to get in the…

Back again the day after visiting Flight Club on 10/6. First, as always, don't waste your time on the night shift as it's a completely different place. Day shift has…

Was here last Sat night, and wow, the talent was a lot higher class than I've been accustomed to there. There were still some of the old crew, but a lot…

Dropped in yesterday, caught Suzy-Q working a relatively rare day shift. Also saw the usual cast of characters, and the VIP room is as "active" as I've ever seen it.…

Wondered in about a month ago early August, not a regular but go a couple of times a year. If you want a fancy club with beautiful woman go elsewhere.…

Stopped in for a short while about a week and a half ago (daytime during the week), no big changes. There were as many dancers as there were customers, one of…

My ears perked up when I heard the rumors about the spiffing up of the joint. Henry's has never been a class place, but it seems that they finally putting some…

Holy cow - they actually had new carpeting installed!! And unless my eyes deceived me, they've done a bit of painting and miscellaneous fixing up, plus there's a new light (?)…

Made a visit to Detroit July 20 and decided to do a mini-tour. Was hoping to start and end the tour at H8S but the pickin's were slim at around 4…

I have been a fan of Henrys since the early 90's (Yes..back when they had booze) I went there on Sunday with an online biddy and had an awesome time. I got…

Spent a short time here one night this week, received attention from Anna (day shift, talkative and sweet as ever, very "cuddly" dances) and Nicole (rather mechanical) and Suzy-Q (outstanding dances, give…

From a purely aesthetic point of view this place is a complete dive. The place is dirty and they have no liquor license, so I usually get a bottled water (at…

I came here looking for a Dancer named Suzy-Q. I didn't find her. I usually rate this place 8 to 10, but not the night of 5/27. I got some dances…

If you are looking for a classy place, pass this one by. But, if you want to enjoy the company of some ladies who are out to please their customers, this is…

Mileage continues to be excellent. Went Wed nite before last, got dances from a variety of girls, don't remember any of their names, but they were all good. Juanita talks…

I finally got up the stones to visit H8S. It has been at least 20 years since I had been in there, and reading the reviews here I saw no real reason…

An article in the local fishwrap...er...newspaper says that there will be a hearing about the club's liquor license in mid-July. We'll see what happens...I'm told that J. Hamilton (the owner) has…

Had a great visit on Sunday, 3/20. Very laid back and still the best place for a lap dance in Detroit if you don't mind no alcohol and the low rent…

It has been over two years since I have been to this bar. I read the reviews so I thought I would try it again. Stopped by last Friday and did not…

Yep, it's still a dump, and no they don't have their liquor license. The friendliness of the dancers and the mileage continue to more than make up for those drawbacks.…

Seediest club I've ever seen. Dancers are trampy but a few are decent. Stage show is a waste of time. This place is all about the action in the…

This place got a 6 because you can definitley have a good time here. If not for that, it would be much lower. Its not that clean, and they don't have beer.…

Still no liquor license, and none in sight, but that's not really a detriment as far as I'm concerned. Ashley AMber is the blonde with the dreadlocks, she's awesome! Pamela,…

I returned here for a quick stop on my way through this Saturday. This was midafternoon, and still no alcohol. A small coke cost $5.25, as did the coffee.…

My last of 3 visits culminated in a number of highs and one low, Precious lived up to her name in more ways than one. Lisa, as usual was friendly ;) The major…

Spent some time here Saturday. The VIP room is back to being dark, it's just right. Ashley Amber, Pamela, and Lori continue to excel. Can't get any dancers who…

Went there on a Friday, fantastic mileage unfortunatley I am not one for sharing aroom with 4 other pairings, the constant in and out is disturbing. I want to thank a black…

The dancers still swear that the liquor license is coming back, and in addition, there's going to be some remodeling done. We'll see...in the meantime, Gypsy, Charlie, and Tonya all gave…

I stopped by today for the first time. It is out of the way from my usual stops when I am in the area. Based on the comments, I thought…

Xpload...just like sex, timing at Henry's is everything. I paid a recent Sat afternoon visit and was rewarded with close encounters with Pamela, Fantasy, and Deanna. All three gave waaaaay…

Dayum, guys, I don't know how the owner does it, but Henry the 8th is still alive. Still no liquor, it's always entertaining to hear the dancers claim they are getting…

Ok......don't know who has been reviewing this place....but someone owes me my cover charge. Went in Sat night about 8pm there were about 8 girls working. They ranged from 3…

Didn't have but a few minutes to spend here, came in at shift change and ran into Suzy-Q. She ROCKS!!!! Also had a couple of dances with Barbie, very sweet,…

its aight...i know some fine chicks that work there, its fun...i have a good time.....to bad its not the best place around, subi's or atlantis are just as close to me, i…

Stopped by for a while Sunday on the way to a friend's house, they still don't have their liquor license (I've given up asking). Got dances from Nikki (she's lost weight,…

I had a very complete hands on & other oriface on experience this everning, & this occurred during the pre-election period. The dancers were a small blonde & a foreign woman with…

I would normally rate this a 7 or 8. The dancer's aren't particularly gorgeous, although Ashley-Amber is good looking and surgically enhanced. Still no booze. VIP room is $10…

if your looking for some attractive dancers with possibilities of getting a little extra then henry VIII is the place for you. the dancers are attractive and are usually in very chatty…

Stopped in about two weeks ago. They were back to the "we're getting our liquor license soon" routine and activity in the VIP room was relatively tame. We'll see...in the…

Things have improved a bit, the staff are being more considerate about peeking in (or I'm going there at the right times). Saturday day shift was well-staffed, Pamela, Ashley Amber, Casey,…

They've cleaned up the VIP/dance room a bit, in that the stripped some of the ugly-looking veneer off the walls and cleaned up the floor. It's a bare box, but a…

This is not a club about great looking women. Although there are many decent ones. This is not a club about getting blitzed. No booze. If you like gentlemen's clubs, this is…

The staff still stick their heads in the VIP room, but not quite as often. They still bring a clipboard once in a while, tho (what the heck are they counting,…

Still the same, visited this week and was treated <sarcasm> to having "Meat Loaf" as the DJ. What a farce. They really need to have him doing something he can…

Hadn't been down in a while, so while in the area I stopped in, still no liquor, place is still a dump, but the dancers give good dances for the money.…

This club is nasty. Free cover during the day and $10 at night. $10 for a wristband to get into room. Women are relatively skankier, but better action inthe LD…

The "detective room" light and the fat guy coming in with the clipboard are still there. Got several dances with Blair, a mature lady who looks hot and loves close contact.…

Yep, they're still "working on getting their liquor license back." In the meantime, the VIP room is still more brightly-lit (one lamp is pointed right at a corner chair...makes me think…

They added a 2nd light in the VIP! Everything's bright green in there now! WTF? Other than that, it's the same ol' dump, not many lookers, but a lot of choice…

Visited on a Monday nite recently. The VIP-room checks have tapered off. Ashley Amber is AWESOME, a great smile, a delightful squeaky voice, and great dances. Peaches does awesome…