Holy sexy silicone batman! I...

Holy sexy silicone batman! I walked in during the day shift. Ordered a coke at the bar, and sat down in a spot where I could see the stage and get up to tip easily if I desired. 30secs later a very very very attractive lass by the name of Diana, with lovely large (probably fake) bosoms, sits down in the chair next to me. I take a sip of my coke, and we exchange names. She asks me if I'm going to browse a bit, or if I'm horny. Before I can even form an answer her hand snakes over and squeezes me right through my shorts.

Being the suave sophisticant that I am, I stammer a bit, she squeezes again, and we head to the back room, after stopping briefly to get an armband.

The song has barely started and she's squeezing me, rubbing her tits all over me. It was like sensual overload. Half-way through the song she TELLS me that she's going to adjust me, and proceeds to open my shorts, and begin adjusting vigorously. The rest of the details will die with me.