Henry the VIII south is not...

Henry the VIII south is not the place where high-born gentlemen enjoy the subtle pleasures of witty conversation with ladies of quality. The qualities of these ladies are sometimes visual and frequestly tactile.

I was in the door less than five minutes on a friday night ($10 cover, $5 tip to the cashier) when I met Asia, a petite small breasted brunette who observed that I was new to the place and asked if I wanted a dance. She introduced me to the $10 wristband system and told me that dances were $20 each.

I enjoyed her company for two dances and decided to get a drink. No alcohol here, so I had bottled water. I had another couple of dances from the famous Susie Q. She pressed her rock-hard implants against me and delivered the line "me love you long time" with an ironic smile.