Reviews

I love going to Sassy's. This club, to me, is Portland. The dancers have a ton of tattoos, mohawks, and just an overall Portland vibe. Every girl is hotter than the last.…

ou know, I end up at a lot of places. Some of them are seedy. Some of them are Sassy. I think you know which one this is.

I'm not the world's biggest fan of strip…

Sassy's is a place where young people come to party. On a friday night, it has the vibe of one of the bars around the East Burnside/Morrison area. Lots of cute girls, both dancers and…

Really didn't have too long to spend here as I was meeting someone later that evening... I was in the mood though, and kind of bumped into this place. Expectations weren't high, but I was…

OK - now I think I understand the Oregon "neighborhood bar with naked chicks"...

Sassy's is in a decent part of Portland a few blocks south of Lloyd Center. Outside it is a bit divey,…

This is a dayshift report so the usual caveats apply. Overall this is not a bad club, its a bit shop-worn and ready for a good cleaning, but it is a decent size club with…

My all-time favorite strip club in Portland (and probably the world), has done nothing but improve over the last two years since new owners took over. Opened up the 20' ceilings, a new VIP balcony,…

Stopped by Wednesday, June 10th late afternoon. Neighborhood bar with one stage if I remember correctly, which had 8-10 seats around it. Dancers were in the 6-7 range and seemed to be getting…

Dropped by this place with a buddy to shoot pool, but apparently the pool tables have been removed for lottery machines. Stayed and got a bite to eat, which wasn't expensive but the food was…

Easy to find. When I arrived there were three stages and 7 or 8 girls working but the number of girls increased as time went on and a third stage was eventually added by…

Visited around 11:30 PM on a Tuesday.

A small club right on the border of the commercial/industrial areas of Morrison Street. I had to walk by a bouncer/doorman to get in. He stamped…

Wound up here for the first time after stops in a few other clubs were unsatisfactory. I was pretty pleased with what we found. No cover, which was nice, and the drinks weren't as overpriced…