Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club Reviews

• review

  12 years ago
  I was in town on business...

  I was in town on business and decide to stop by The strip clubs for a night out. I stop by club 1444 first it was dead so them I went to sweet illusions...
  knap150

  Oregon
• review

  12 years ago
  My second visit and once again...

  My second visit and once again had a great time. Girls all seem like they are in a party mood, interacting with patrons either with 1$ taxi dances or hanging out at the bar....
  budrider
• review

  12 years ago
  Was in town for work and...

  Was in town for work and looked through all the reviews of clubs in the area. Settled on Sweet Illusions and boy am I glad I did. It's like a neighborhood dive bar that...
  will87425

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• review

  12 years ago
  I was in town for a...

  I was in town for a Ducks game with Arizona, "GO DUCKS" so before the game I stop by to warm up for the tailgate parties. This place is great. Super hot girls that...
  knap150

  Oregon
• review

  12 years ago
  In my opinion Sweet Illusions is...

  In my opinion Sweet Illusions is one of the best clubs in Oregon. It has a low-key local feel. The dancers are seldom the glossy sex star or pristine nubile look, but...
  Sturgeon
• review

  12 years ago
  previous descriptions of the club had...

  previous descriptions of the club had me worried it would be a real shithole, but to my surprise it was pretty decent, just a working guys hangout with naked ladies. Probably a dozen dancers...
  budrider
• review

  12 years ago
  One of the best places in...

  One of the best places in Oregon. Okay, so it's not a fancy place but are you really going to a place to see the decor? The place is clean and well lighted (maybe...
  chaman
• review

  12 years ago
  The place looks a little run...

  The place looks a little run down on the outside and not much better on the inside. However the place is clean and the staff is great. Good drinks and average prices....
  esteban_88
• review

  13 years ago
  I like this club a lot....

  I like this club a lot. Looks like a dive, but reasonably comfortable inside. Bathroom clean. Girls are 4-7 in looks, but very friendly. No bolt-ons, though a few girls should really consider going plastic. Got...
  ArtCollege

  Oregon
• review

  13 years ago
  I've been back to S-I a...

  I've been back to S-I a couple of times since my last review. Again, I won't rehash the physical attributes - it has not changed. Dancer quality is a bit all over the place...
  hardware

  Washington
• review

  13 years ago
  I went on a marathon strip...

  I went on a marathon strip club visit Sunday starting with this one. I have recently posted a review on this place and yes, I like it... I had good time this time like...
  Drumlover1974
• review

  13 years ago
  I was there last Saturday and...

  I was there last Saturday and every girl dancing was between a 7-9. I love their little VIP room and because of the two way touching you get good mileage!!! I took a private...
  Drumlover1974
• review

  13 years ago
  The club itself is pretty skeezy,...

  The club itself is pretty skeezy, looks gross from the outside and is gross on the inside. Place just isn't as kept up as it could be. Bathrooms are especially nasty. Dancers are extremely friendly,...
  brick_house
• review

  13 years ago
  Lets see: -No cover -No drink min -Very reasonable...

  Lets see: -No cover -No drink min -Very reasonable drink prices. -Awesome dances. Great kind of dive-y strip bar. A buddy of mine and I frequented this place for awhile. Our first night here was awesome! Which is...
  TexZimm
• review

  13 years ago
  Wow - I have very mixed...

  Wow - I have very mixed feelings about S-I. You could probably take all ten of the reviews on this page as accurate! This club is located in Springfield which is a town next...
  hardware

  Washington
• review

  13 years ago
  Well I'm mostly going to re-iterate...

  Well I'm mostly going to re-iterate what others have noted: lots and lots of girls of a wide range in looks, great little $1 table dances, and high mileage lap dances. Dropped...
  Beaniceguy
• review

  13 years ago
  I've been to this club a...

  I've been to this club a few times and it's pretty nice for the area. Way better than the other clubs in Eugene/Springfield. Good music, cheap drinks, a variety of girls, some...
  nikolai_stahl
• review

  14 years ago
  Sweet Illusions looks like a sketch...

  Sweet Illusions looks like a sketch club, but the dancers know how to please. I spent an afternoon there a few weeks ago and the dancers went above and beyond to make it a...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  14 years ago
  I normally hang out in the...

  I normally hang out in the Portland clubs but I found myself near this one and had to give it a try based on the reviews here. I found past review information to be quite...
  PortlandDave

  California
• review

  14 years ago
  This was my first visit here...

  This was my first visit here and there was a logger convention that week so the place was packed with a bunch of smelly dudes. Still had a lot of offers for $1 dances...
  dundermuffmunch
• review

  14 years ago
  The club Sweet Illusions should be...

  The club Sweet Illusions should be renamed the “old pedophiles den.” I have been to this club a few times and the place is: very dirty, poor music and untalented dancers. The first things...
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• review

  14 years ago
  My second visit to this club....

  My second visit to this club. Not quite as good as my first, but still pretty good. It was around 5:30 pm; not very busy, but I wasn't the only customer. Girls had quite...
  ArtCollege

  Oregon
• review

  14 years ago
  Probably one of the top places...

  Probably one of the top places in Oregon! Girls are of a lot of variety and are mostly hot! Nice smallish stage so you can sit close while the girl does her one song...
  chaman
• review

  14 years ago
  Ok, I would vote this the...

  Ok, I would vote this the best club in Springfield. I was there on business and decided to hit all the 4 clubs that Springfield had to offer. This one was clean,...
  JackHenry

  Florida
• review

  14 years ago
  This is my new fav strip...

  This is my new fav strip club in Oregon, or even in the whole Pacific Northwest. (With the good clubs in Seattle closing, that's a low bar.) The club is a dive, and the...
  ArtCollege

  Oregon