The club Sweet Illusions should be...

The club Sweet Illusions should be renamed the “old pedophiles den.” I have been to this club a few times and the place is: very dirty, poor music and untalented dancers.

The first things you will notice are that the Bathrooms reek of urine and ammonia. The back rooms that are used for private dances are gross with fluid stains on all over; I know this because I stayed after to get my things and I pulled out a portable UV light from my coat.

The patrons are not screened before they enter, so you get everything from homeless vagrants with literally a single dollar; to seventy five year old pedophiles with a couple hundred dollars to spend on the youngest and smallest looking dancer they can groom.

Some of the dancers are very young and very small, starting at literally turned eighteen last week and they seem to be out of place and remind you of small children running around a dark room; ”CREEPY.”

They make the young post teen girls sit in a corner across from the old men in front of the DJ booth because of the Oregon liquor license and it just looks wrong and again “CREEPY.”