Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many...

Another trip to SI. Nothing has changed as far as the club layout. This time I went directly to the bar to order a drink so that nobody would approach me about it this...

First time visit here. As far as this state goes, I have a pretty limited experience having only gone to Club Rouge & Firehouse Cabaret before, which are two of the most opposite clubs...

Went to sweet illusions, my local fave! Arrived around 5pm after work, sat off the stage to admire the rotation. First couple of dancers didn’t really interest me, but there was one a few...

My apologies in advance for this somewhat abbreviated review. I only got to spend a short amount of time at the club, so I can’t go terribly in depth on this one… I had no...

I've been here a number of times, always in the afternoon. I did just one lap dance here maybe a year ago, but it was a good one. So good in fact that I...

Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. ...

Very nice group of ladies working for a Monday night! Dances weren't expensive, one girl quoted 25/song, one 30/song. Both offered multi-song discounts too. Didn't ask about the champagne room price, but the standard lap...

Early Sunday afternoon, I timed my drive to stop in Springfield and visit this out-of-the-way, not-close-enough-to-home favorite. For those who don't know, this club seems to attract younger, more slender or petite dancers, and the...

Monday afternoon, got done with work early and able to spend an hour or so before heading home. Hot and sunny day, dark and cool club. Got a $4 water, before I realized they...

I like Sweet Illusions, and will twist an itinerary to be able to make a stop in Springfield as often as I can. There’s something about the generally upbeat vibe and the fact...

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on...

Stopped by for a short visit, there was no cover charges, but was asked to buy a drink for $20 !!! The girls were good looking and were from slim to medium built and...

Logistics: The #11 bus goes close. Biking would be safeish, but I didn't see any bike racks. There is a cheap motel within stumbling distance. No food within walking distance, but they have...

I've avoided SI because of its reputation for having the prettiest, youngest dancers in the area. You see, I'm a worn out member of the Medicare generation and didn't want to be reminded of...

I've been here occasionally over maybe 5 years, and typically I'm reminded that Sweet Illusions is one of my favorite strip clubs in Oregon. For me it's consistently good value and fun. Club details...

I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the...

This was my home club for a very long time, but I have since moved across the country. I’m still in contact with some of the girls who work there, so I stopped in...

Stopped by for a few hours on a Saturday. Very near a college town (Eugene), so I had high hopes for the talent. It appears to be in a pretty reasonable, semi-industrial neighborhood. It...

Swung by on a Sunday afternoon to relax, have a beer, see some great pole dancing and enjoy some laps. As soon as I entered, there's a dj on the left and a black light...

Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me a bunch...

It's Thursday night, around 9 PM, and I find myself back at the club. It's been a while since my last visit. There's a slight drizzle outside, but inside, the club still has that...

Springfield, OR. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Coming here there must've been a big concert or something that just let out near OU home of the Ducks so some traffic. Area around here is...

Don't know how many times I need to learn the lesson, but the general strip club axiom remains; don't go for the hottest one, the better choice is the 7/10. So I guess you'd...

First time at Sweet Illusions 2 Saturdays ago and was pleasantly surprised by how great it was! Visited around 2pm and there were probably around 8 people there and about 6-8 dancers. All of...