Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

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The Plan: Visually admire a dozen or more boobies. Tactilely enjoy 2 or 3 of the more visually satisfying pairs. Enjoy the weight, warmth, and suppleness…

gSteph· 2 wks ago

Beautiful women, but just okay time.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Passing through so wanted to check out this highly rated place because I was a little skeptical going in. Arrived at 7:30 on a Thursday night and awkwardly , there were only about three…

Bobloblaw16· 1 mo ago

Meh visit to Sweet Illusions

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

SI has always been one of my favorite clubs in the past, but it had been a few since my last visit. And sadly this visit was just meh. Much remains the same, small club,…

crotchrocket· 1 mo ago1

Exceeded my expectations

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Surely I did not expect this great a strip club in Springfield, Oregon. I visited between 7-9 pm and there were about 10 dancers, most of them gorgeous and sexy af. Mostly white girls (I…

Madguyray· 2 mos ago

Potential To be #1 in Oregon

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Most of the women who work here are drop dead gorgeous and welcoming but my last visit here made me reconsider finding a new spot. I recently moved to town and was ecstatic about this gentlemans…

DavidC· 2 mos ago

When Less is More at the Titty Sampling Store

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Wasn’t that surprised on a recent Tuesday (about 2pm) to find only 6 dancers in house. Early week, early afternoon that can happen. But dang, happy to see that the few were a…

gSteph· 2 mos ago3

Oregon's best for sure

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Best stop on the 2026 "Quality Assurance Tour". The club is in Springfield, but easy to get to. For those that have to stash cars and/or phones, there are some good nearby options. Be creative,…

twaumpster1· 3 mos ago

Solid chill night, low hustle

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

This is maybe the fourth time I've been here. Place is very relaxed and has a high ratio of girls to crowd. There is very low hustle here which is a nice feature you don't…

dorsettcase2049· 3 mos ago

College aged cuties

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I make a trip in here any time I'm in town, as the talent is consistently above average and the private dances start at $20, which is half the going rate in Portland. There are…

anotherhornydude· 3 mos ago

Tuesday Ta-Ta’s

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Had some time for a strip club stop last Tuesday, about 2pm. Maybe not the ideal time for a grand time, but wife said her class would run 3 hours this day, let’s see…

gSteph· 3 mos ago

Sweet afternoon lineup

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Finished my to do list and decided to celebrate with an afternoon at sweet illusions. For a dive club, they have a great afternoon scene! I usually go in the afternoons because the vibe is…

Drinkwater· 4 mos ago1

Some of the best bosoms are available right here during afternoons

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This was my second visit to this establishment, I visited on a Friday afternoon at around 3 PM. I have already covered the location of this place in my previous review. Unlike the last time I…

olhughes12· 4 mos ago

“Do You Like Them?”

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

That’s a big YES, I’d say they are the nicest boobs I’ve ever fondled. And after Heaven, that is saying something. I can not believe that this gorgeous Latina, 18 years old, and…

gSteph· 5 mos ago3

Finally a Friday Night

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Been here several times, but never on a Friday night. Arrived just after shift change, and the parking was FULL. Had to park on the side (which is fine because it is well lit). Walking…

twaumpster1· 6 mos ago

Flowers for Me

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Dear Diary: Went to the strip club the other day. Golly, goodness, stripper tits are fun to play with. Even after more than eight years doing this. And, amusingly, both these…

gSteph· 8 mos ago

Sweet Dissolution

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Stopped by here again for a little torture. Place looks exactly. Mileage feels lower and lower every time, I’ll lead with that. I’ve been chasing the one or two decent times I had here for…

GaseousClay· 9 mos ago1

My happy place (on steroids)

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I don't live nearby, but I like going to Sweet Illusions. Right now I seem to be on an annual frequency, but you'd think it was the bar from Cheers to me, it gives…

m0nkeyb0ne· 9 mos ago2

Good vibes

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Entering sweet illusions is always a shocking experience. You open the door, and BAM! there’s the stage. This afternoon is was filled with 10 or so attractive women, and maybe 6-8 PLs. Good news is…

twaumpster1· 9 mos ago

Three for Me

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

A Tuesday, mid-afternoon, late August. Got a hankering for a Sweet Illusion. I admit I’m a fan of this place because – well – I’m a fan of fondling warm, slim, firm (with…

gSteph· 10 mos ago

Don't regret it, but won't go again.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I was in Seattle for a work trip back in May. I had a rental car and a few extra days so I had planned to hit up some clubs in Portland. However I had…

PAPA2025!· 11 mos ago

The Few The Nude The Not Bad at All!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Wednesday, a few weeks back, about 2pm. No problem parking here, lot is large, paved, much of it out of sight of street, as is the door in. Going through the door lets…

gSteph· 11 mos ago

Glad I made a pit stop in Eugene

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Swung through SI while I was driving up thru Oregon late Thursday night. The place is a little out of the way but there was plenty of parking and barely anyone in there - a…

red87· 12 mos ago

Chill club with friendly, beautiful natural girls

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is a great place to spend a couple of hours if you're in the neighborhood. I was passing through town and stopped by to enjoy the local talent. I've been here before…

ocjohn· 1 yr ago

Tuesday Night Fun

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I went to this club back in March on a Tuesday evening. I got to the club around 8:30 and there were about eight or so girls and just a few other patrons. All in…

tuscl· 1 yr ago

Best Breast Caress Quest

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Tale of Two Visits First visit was a Thursday quickie back in mid-May, approx 1pm. Not many cars, only 6 dancer names on roster board (next to DJ, on left just inside door), and 4…

gSteph· 1 yr ago

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