Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Club layout hasn’t changed at all. Still haven’t been in the Champagne rooms because they seem pointless judging by the mileage at this club.

Right after getting my usual drink and sitting down I was approached by Casey, who I’ve seen here multiple times. White girl, very trailer trash type vibe,…

Wasn’t my birthday – but close enough – decided to treat myself one more time in 2024. A Sunday afternoon couple weeks before Christmas, about 1pm.

Just inside door, on the left is the DJ booth and a roster board, 11 names are on it. Bar is to the…

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many cars in their ample lot. Step in, most female eyes turn, noticing that there are…

Another trip to SI. Nothing has changed as far as the club layout. This time I went directly to the bar to order a drink so that nobody would approach me about it this time around. Got my drink for $7 plus a buck tip and went to a table.

Club…

First time visit here. As far as this state goes, I have a pretty limited experience having only gone to Club Rouge & Firehouse Cabaret before, which are two of the most opposite clubs you can come by. One’s high end & expensive, and the other’s a shit hole, and…

Went to sweet illusions, my local fave! Arrived around 5pm after work, sat off the stage to admire the rotation. First couple of dancers didn’t really interest me, but there was one a few tables away that I’ve seen before and was intrigued to see her dance again.
When her…

My apologies in advance for this somewhat abbreviated review. I only got to spend a short amount of time at the club, so I can’t go terribly in depth on this one…

I had no issues finding the place with GPS, and the parking lot seemed pretty extensive. I don’t recall…

I've been here a number of times, always in the afternoon. I did just one lap dance here maybe a year ago, but it was a good one. So good in fact that I had to decline any further dances to go home to do laundry. On that occasion my…

Oh, what a lucky boy I be

(Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.)
C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. “But steering wheel, I’ve only got 40some $ on me and I need to be somewhere…

Very nice group of ladies working for a Monday night! Dances weren't expensive, one girl quoted 25/song, one 30/song. Both offered multi-song discounts too.
Didn't ask about the champagne room price, but the standard lap dances I got were both very good!
I only ordered beers, imports, the price was standard, 6.50…

Early Sunday afternoon, I timed my drive to stop in Springfield and visit this out-of-the-way, not-close-enough-to-home favorite.

For those who don't know, this club seems to attract younger, more slender or petite dancers, and the ones who are in the not-yet-21 age bracket don't mingle in the club, they either hang…

Monday afternoon, got done with work early and able to spend an hour or so before heading home. Hot and sunny day, dark and cool club. Got a $4 water, before I realized they had water cups for free next to the bar. Oh well.

Front and center when…

I like Sweet Illusions, and will twist an itinerary to be able to make a stop in Springfield as often as I can. There’s something about the generally upbeat vibe and the fact that they so often have girls who are in my sweet spot of hotness, which seems…

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on stage a few steps in. Wow – it’s Ambrosia*, had not seen her do nude…

Stopped by for a short visit, there was no cover charges, but was asked to buy a drink for $20 !!! The girls were good looking and were from slim to medium built and no voluptuous ones. Lap are $20 to $30 depends on person. There's a separate group…

Logistics: The #11 bus goes close. Biking would be safeish, but I didn't see any bike racks. There is a cheap motel within stumbling distance. No food within walking distance, but they have a basic kitchen.

Prices: no cover, but a hardly enforced 2 drink minimum. $7 for a…

I've avoided SI because of its reputation for having the prettiest, youngest dancers in the area. You see, I'm a worn out member of the Medicare generation and didn't want to be reminded of this by beautiful young women. But a recent positive review and stories of other old guys…

I've been here occasionally over maybe 5 years, and typically I'm reminded that Sweet Illusions is one of my favorite strip clubs in Oregon. For me it's consistently good value and fun.

Club details - OK part of town, quiet, half of parking lot is away from the street. …

I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the heavenly skies for tonight. But looking for areola on heavenly bodies this afternoon.

Got there about…

This was my home club for a very long time, but I have since moved across the country. I’m still in contact with some of the girls who work there, so I stopped in during my spring break visit.

The club hasn’t changed much since I moved. Still no cover.…

Stopped by for a few hours on a Saturday. Very near a college town (Eugene), so I had high hopes for the talent. It appears to be in a pretty reasonable, semi-industrial neighborhood. It was the middle of the day but didn't feel of finding it, even getting a little…

Swung by on a Sunday afternoon to relax, have a beer, see some great pole dancing and enjoy some laps.

As soon as I entered, there's a dj on the left and a black light dancer board. The board is where the dancers write in their name when they check in.…

Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me a bunch of scantily clad lasses to lustily look at, a bit of mindless club chit-chat, and a…

It's Thursday night, around 9 PM, and I find myself back at the club. It's been a while since my last visit. There's a slight drizzle outside, but inside, the club still has that arid, sultry vibe. In the corner sits this kind-hearted, bald-headed old man with his cookie container.…

Springfield, OR. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Coming here there must've been a big concert or something that just let out near OU home of the Ducks so some traffic. Area around here is fine, has it's own lot. Walk in, friendly guy at the front, ID check and on…