Playmates Cabaret
Closed
9605 Southwest Fwy
Houston, TX 77074
Reviews
Submit a ReviewHit or Miss
I've been to this spot in total about 3 or 4 times. At first glance its easy to see why the place has no cover charge. Its very small with no secluded areas for private…
CuriousK713
Dec 27, 2017, 10:01 PM
A real hole in the wall. Great price though.
The below reviews are all accurate. No cover even at 1130Pm on a Thursday, cheap beer, and Latinas everywhere. Be warned though! This is far from upscale... Try your best to NOT use the bathroom…
Chaz6422
Dec 22, 2017, 7:21 PM
Fun time with hispanic girls
This club is in a strip mall and I didn't see a sign for it. There was no cover. Actually, there was a girl right at the entrance who I thought wanted a cover, but…
cronocloud
Apr 5, 2017, 6:45 PM
another visit at Playmates
I stopped by playmates Monday afternoon, entry was free as usual, I bought a bottle of water for $5. There were more girls than usual, around 10 girls but most of them were average looking,…
totototo
Jan 25, 2017, 4:30 AM
a visit at Playmates
I decided to kill some time at Playmates. I got there at 3 pm and it looked dead. Dancers were still coming in and getting ready. Later on, dancers started getting on stage and…
totototo
Dec 13, 2016, 4:43 AM
Well...I'll just say this! The woman...
Well...I'll just say this! The woman I just met at the front door was beyond rude! I can't honestly rate the inside of the club because she pretty much blocked me at the door. Yes,…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(rogertex)
tuscl
Dec 12, 2016, 9:10 PM
If you want some cheap action ... .
Playmates is far from being a high class club, but it does have its advantages. Entry is free, parking is free, and the beers are normally priced, so a quick check of the locale…
ratheane
Sep 17, 2016, 12:00 AM
an afternoon at Playmates
I got in around 3 p.m. There is no cover charge. I ordered a bottle of water for $5. There were 4 dancers on shift and a dozen customers. The dancers were all Latinas and…
totototo
Aug 19, 2016, 12:00 AM
Not impressive
As per one of the reviews for this club, most of the girls speak only spanish. I went in Tuesday around 4 pm. No Cover. But buying a drink is mandatory, do i got water…
rocky
Jul 27, 2016, 12:00 AM
Dive bar fun
First of all, this place is definately a dive. The interior needs to be gutted and burned. Don't go into the restroom unless you absolutely have to. The seats are worn to the point that…
Hard2handle77
Jun 14, 2016, 12:00 AM
On a Sunday?
I decided to pay this place another visit. This time I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon around 5 or six. I wasn't expecting much just wanted to relax and have a drink. As expected…
B_don
Jun 14, 2016, 12:00 AM
My Favorite Dive
This is my favorite club because of no cover charge, cheap drinks and cheap women (read sluts). Physically, the place is a dump. Don't see how the men's bathroom passes the health inspection. No private…
fastscrs
Jun 9, 2016, 12:00 AM


