Playmates Cabaret
Closed
9605 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

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CowTime
Mar 17, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I have been to this club twice, and I was disappointed twice. No cover, two drinks minimum. The waitress there would only enforce one drink. $6 or so a beer on a Friday evening, not bad. My friend and I got there at 9, and that place was quite empty. As far as I can tell there is only one stage. Lap dance area was wide open, absolutely no privacy. This place allows smoking, be aware if you are non-smoker. The bathroom is not clean, avoid it if you can. The sofas there were pretty old. Most of them had duct tapes on. There were only 3 dancers there, and they were really overweight. We stayed there for an hour, and there was no new dancers coming, and the place stayed pretty empty. We left disappointed.

Two weeks later came in on a Saturday night, hoping that last time was just a "miss". Similar story, except this time there was a "6" hispanic dancer there. We saw her giving a lap dance to another patron there, and she looked pretty good (Remember, lap dance area is out in the open). She hit us up after she finished with the lap dance, and we said we were gonna chill and relax a bit. Told her to come back in a bit. Secretly hoping there would be more new dancers coming in. Unfortunately, that hispanic dancer left shortly after and there were no new dancers. We stayed for another hour and left disappointed once again.

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