Reviews

DONE. DEAD. FINISHED.
What a freakin shame! There is no reason whatsoever why this place cannot be stocked with talent and bring it back to life.
Please, please, change the management. Somone needs to run the…

This club has been a major disappointment after they changed their stage. They lost most of their mojo.
I would not recommend this club to anyone. Now its empty and most of dancers have…

Club sits there virutally empty a lot of the time. A shame. Some aspects of JP's make it the best club in town. And some aspects of it are awful.

The good....friendlyt people....a…

I've been in maybe two or three times in the last few months. My last visit was yesterday. It lasted one beer. The remodeling makes everything much nicer looking, not sure if…

You take your chances here. Some dancers are good others are fat or ugly. You can get a dancer to sit with you if there are not a lot of regulars there.…

One word: Lame. This used to abe a fun place to and have drinks yuck it up and occasionally chat with a dancer that was reasonably good looking. Now the vibe is that…

My shortest visit here ever. Looked up and saw a Fat older dancer girl on stage. No customers.
Horrible Vibe. Instead of even ordering a drink I used the rest room and walked right out.…

Nothing to really write home about here. Stubld in at Midnight on a Friday. No real talent on either the upstairs or downstairs stage. Frankly, To get to the the 2…

Instead of bringing in new decor they should have brought in new girls. I do not know why they don't understand this concept. Even Good Guys is struggling on the talent. Right now, shocking, but…

Stopped into JP's th check out the remodeling job. This club has needed some work for quite some time. You can see on some of my previous reviews the complaints about the upolstery…

Club's first level has been completely redone. One stage for two dancers has replaced two separate stages for one dancer each. Seating has been revamped, including "bar" seating directly in front of the stage for…

This is not a bad place for Washington, DC, although it pales in comparison to the better clubs in other states. The dancing is all nude. You can get up close to the…