JP's Reviews

Agree that this bar is headed down right now. We've been going for years, and I now only go to see one dancer. Zoe is the hottest, friendliest, tightest, and sweetest smelling lady I've gotten to know on stage (ok, there haven't been many, but she's remembered and...

JP's is unusual for strip bars. The women, while not in the top percentile of attractiveness, are enthusiastic and brazenly bold in their display of their bodies. It is common for a dancer to put her heels on your shoulders and wave her genitals directly in your face...

Those of us who like this club always ride out the low points of the down cycle by going to Good Guys, and hoping they aren't in a down period too. Right now JP's is pretty weak, especially days, but there is reason for hope. If you read...

The club is going down hill. The quality of dancers has been very weak my last 3 or 4 trips. These things usually go in cycle. The JP cycle is way down right now, especially dayshift. Night shift has been better.

I would love to see them higher some talent because...

I guess this club needs a better review than "it's not the rock club next door", so on a recent Monday I ventured in for a visit. I hadn't been there since an ATF quit dancing there several months ago. The setup is the DC standard multiple postage...

You did miss something... The door. The bar you walked into is called the Grog and Tankard. JP's is one door up the street....

OK- I missed something here.. I walked into an empty punk rock nightclub- there were a couple of guys playing pool-- I saw no women ANYWHERE. I was convinced I had the wrong place ( I did double check). ...

Decline continues. A club simply CAN'T be good if the dancers are inadequate, and this club's dancers continue to decline in quality. I can't fathom why. This place used to have really cute attitude-free (for the most part) young women. The attractiveness level has plunged and the...

This is certainly one of my favorite places for my friends and I. If you are tired of the clubbing atmosphere and just want to hang out, drink, and see beautiful ladies with your buddies this is a good place to go. If you manage to get a...

Sorry to report my favorite club is in decline.

The problem is that the stable of dancers has declined sharply in quality.

JP's used to have cute college girls and young mothers....and they were friendly.

Now, among the dancers, too many are older....too many are ethnic....too many are overweight....too many are aloof.....the been-dancing-too...

Went to JPs on a Saturday afternoon. Two dancers were working at 2pm; at least one hadn't shown up. Three songs on stage, three off, three on. I stayed an hour and saw each dancer three times. Besides myself there were 3 other customers, all of whom...

Better if you are a regular. No laps, no action other than flirting and conversation. A few players have been known to take the girls out after hours. Again, helps if you are a regular or have some game in your rap.
Girls do enjoy parting and drinking during their shift...

JP's is right across the street from the Good Guys. If you do one, you have to do the other. JP's has 2 floors. There are 2 stages on the first floor and 1 on the second floor. You are not allowed to carry drinks from one floor to the...

The more things stay the same, the better in some cases. This place is your basic neighborhood bar with nude go-go dancers, and hasn't changes significantly for years. Don't go here looking for a lot of big stage shows, in fact the two stages on the first floor...