JP's
Closed
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
Reviews
Submit a ReviewWhat a difference a good day...
What a difference a good day can make in your opinion. Went recently and it seemed like the old days. One of my old favorite dancers was back, and that had a lot…
AbbieNormal
Jan 20, 2006, 3:24 AM
Nice club with 6 girls on...
Nice club with 6 girls on the night I visited. All the girls were young and slim. I prefer a little more meat on the bones so I wasn't that impressed with the…
rokme
Dec 28, 2005, 3:54 AM
I think JP's is "back." ...
I think JP's is "back."
The good management here finally got rid of most of that portion of the dancers who are unattractive and replaced them with attractive women from elsewhere.
If they maintain the…
smartheart
Dec 27, 2005, 3:32 AM
Another visit to "Cheers with Tits"....
Another visit to "Cheers with Tits". On visits like this I think it would be better if they'd give up the tits and concentrate on being a bar. A Tuesday afternoon visit, there…
AbbieNormal
Dec 13, 2005, 8:59 AM
Cheers with Tits.
Sometimes, though they...
Cheers with Tits.
Sometimes, though they are still too old and saggy at this place. Still an occasional hottie will surprise you. One new girl in particular is smoking hot. Can't give her her name…
Georgewalker
Nov 28, 2005, 11:03 AM
This place has picked up a...
This place has picked up a bit since my last visit. They had a lot more customers and dancers than I'd seen in quite a while in here. A few possibly mitigating factors,…
AbbieNormal
Nov 10, 2005, 8:50 AM
Ok, if this place got some...
Ok, if this place got some really good looking dancers, it would be great. Nice set up, and attractive interior. However, the girls all seem way past their prime. My understanding is that…
reviewer84
Sep 24, 2005, 5:49 AM
I stopped going to JPs after...
I stopped going to JPs after a couple disappointing visits last year, but recently decided to give it another try. I’m glad I did. The place seems to have picked up, and the…
BK
Jul 31, 2005, 4:43 PM
I hadn't been here in a...
I hadn't been here in a while, so I took the opportunity to visit last Friday afternoon. Since I see nobody has done a detailed review lately I'll start with that. As you…
AbbieNormal
Jul 18, 2005, 3:06 AM
Yep, this place is virtually out...
Yep, this place is virtually out of the running as worth visiting on any kind of regular basis. Upswing? What upswing? The upswing wasnt temporary - it was nonexistent. Its great that they refinished the…
Axe
Jul 17, 2005, 4:16 AM
Down, down, down......the brief upswing was...
Down, down, down......the brief upswing was temporary.
Some cuties here but many of the girls you'd be more likely to tip to keep their clothes ON than off. Radical and permanant revision of the hiring…
smartheart
Jul 13, 2005, 6:50 AM
I thought this place was gaining...
I thought this place was gaining momentum, however 2 days in a row this week, it flat out stunk. Only 3 girls working, minimal talent at best. Walked in and out both times.
Wound up going…
Georgewalker
Jun 23, 2005, 6:22 AM
Remember this is the DC 7,...
Remember this is the DC 7, since there is no contact. The quality here has improved significantly lately. True, drink prices are up, and more than a few chairs need reupolstered, but the…
AbbieNormal
May 25, 2005, 7:22 AM
Much much better.
I showed up...
Much much better.
I showed up on Friday. Heather (or Veronica) not sure, anyway she is the red head with the smokin' body is beyond hot! Unfortunately she is not much of a player. A…
Georgewalker
May 21, 2005, 3:25 PM
Well, I still stand by my...
Well, I still stand by my last review. I had a great time, the girls were friendly, the show up close and personal, and all the other little niceties that make a trip fun…
AbbieNormal
May 10, 2005, 5:20 PM
I'll go with the slight improvement,...
I'll go with the slight improvement, but it still has a long way to go to make it back to its glory days. I still enjoy good guys more strictly because the talent is better.
Georgewalker
Apr 27, 2005, 8:37 AM
Stopped in again to see if...
Stopped in again to see if improvement continued. As previously reported, they have some new girls and returnees who are attractive and they do seem to have cleaned house of the older, unattractive women.…
smartheart
Apr 20, 2005, 5:24 AM
I'd have to say JP's is...
I'd have to say JP's is back. I went there last Monday, usually a slow day, and while there weren't a lot of customers they usually outnumbered the dancers for a change. Also,…
AbbieNormal
Apr 19, 2005, 3:06 AM
Nowhere near as much fun as...
Nowhere near as much fun as it used to be. In its heyday, it was Cheers With Tits and Ass. I've switched to only ocassional visits just to see if there is any improvement. Sorry,…
Axe
Apr 14, 2005, 2:52 AM
As far the last commentary about...
As far the last commentary about Joanne, the waitress, I agree with all except that she did get naked...
Just not at the club.
I am stopping in today. Hoping for some improvement.
Georgewalker
Apr 13, 2005, 7:58 AM
Stuck my head in the door...
Stuck my head in the door recently. It was a nice day, so I didn't expect much. DEAD. Saw the same old day dancers and two customers. The night shifts are…
AbbieNormal
Apr 11, 2005, 9:51 AM
Signs of life here for the...
Signs of life here for the first time in a long time. Dancers are slightly improved overall with the addition of some relative hotties who departed Good Guys in one of their latest purges.…
smartheart
Apr 9, 2005, 8:43 PM
COME ON management read these...
COME ON management read these darn reviews!
Some of us are dying to spend money in your club!.... it has nice little nooks and crannies and a decent atmosphere but you MUST Clean house. There…
Georgewalker
Mar 22, 2005, 5:20 PM
I went in recently, determined to...
I went in recently, determined to give the club a chance. I swore I'd stay for a full rotation, see every dancer, and have at least two beers before moving on. Now, Monday…
AbbieNormal
Mar 1, 2005, 4:03 AM
walked in and out and headed...
walked in and out and headed to Good Guys across the street. Still no improvement with JP's.
I'll still keep peaking in and hoping for this place to get better. It is now so low…
Georgewalker
Feb 22, 2005, 9:02 AM


