Stir Crazy Showgirls Reviews

Miami, FL. Friday night. Went on a strip club tour down route 1. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me, right off the highway. Walk up to a guy sitting out front, he's knows english, it gets murky around here though and spanish is the primary...

Intro

The place is a small spot located near the Pine Crest area with a Latin retro 80s vibe to it. The lay out is nothing fancy. It’s a big bar with a horse shoe U shape to it with a back area VIP and a side area common...

Visited Tuesday around 3:30 to get a sense of the club and its day shift. Overall it’s a very average experience.

The Club is off US1, so a very busy entrance, however there is a back entrance you can drive through on 124th street if you desire a little more...

Dropped in at 4pm on a Friday. No cover. There is a U shaped bar with girls taking turns dancing in the middle stage. Drinks $12. Absolutely no one was rude. Good vibes. Girls on stage dance 1 song with clothes on and the next nude. Then come around asking...

This visit was a few months back and it was certainly an experience. It was about 3-4AM when I stopped by. The club is pretty small, you walk inside and the bar is to your right and it's pretty stuffy with how it's laid out. The women are mostly skinny...

Intro

This club is like a retro 80’s type spot complete with that old cube deco glass at the front and where the dances take place. Inside you will see a smallish club that centers around a single, large U style bar. The ladies dance on stage in the...

I got out of work early and decided to visit on my way to Publix. It was about 2:30 pm on a Wednesday and was busier than other times I have visited in the afternoon. I believe the cover was $5 or $10. I have never paid a cover before...

First time at this club in a WHILE. The inside remains the same - bar takes up nearly the entire main area, additional area to the back right where no one was hanging out, and curtained dance/vip area on the other side. Overall - fine layout and chill atmosphere. I...

Went into Stir Crazy after a walk through of Playmates. Girls looked decent but I wasn’t going to be comfortable there (while early, I could tell it was going to turn into a throwing money, girls sitting trying to drink & smoke hookah vibe) so I headed to Stir Crazy....

Pulled up on a Monday night around 8 pm. No cover, but require a 2 drink minimum. The cheapest drink is $6 (water or beer). After getting my ID checked, walked in and saw the main stage with 2 other customers along side. The stage has a gap between the...

PARKING: Free but it took me a while to find a spot on a Saturday night. Probably the same on a Friday, but I'd imagine easier on other nights.

CLUB: Decent sized main bar; another bar over in the corner. There were 2 stages and then a lap dance area...

This is my first visit to Stir Crazy. I was kayaking at the Deering Estate and decided to stop by Stir Crazy as it is close by. My usual places are in Broward county and north - Cheetah's, Hallandale plus the Pompano Beach clubs.

This is a small place compared...

This review describes a Saturday night visit from May 2022, the weekend that the Formula 1 race was in Miami, which may have explained why the cover charge was $15 rather than what the club details on this site suggested, and in retrospect, may also explain the very expensive looking...

I will preface this review by saying I am relatively new to strip clubs. I want to say I went to E11EVEN about 8 years ago around the time it opened but it was more for the party atmosphere than the strippers. Fast forward to September 2021 (this review covers...

Will break up this review into 4-sections:

I) Intro
II) Club Details
III) Visit Details
IV) Conclusion

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+ this is a long-review of a SoFlo club I’ve only reviewed once before six years ago thus I went extra-detailed – this club is towards the southern-end of Miami-Dade county whereas most of the more-popular SoFlo clubs...

I had a great time at this club! The dancers were in the 6/10-8/10 range and were mainly Hispanic. While they may not have been as attractive as at some of the other clubs, they were very friendly and more than made up for it with their services. It was...

So I got out of work and went to get me a birthday lapdance (yes it was my bday). So near my job there are a couple of joints and since I get out of work after midnight I don't want to be taking no long drive to get to...

Thursday evening around 7pm, went to Stir Crazy to see what's new. Haven't been here in maybe 7 or 8 years to see if I can find a new "home" club. Been on an overall hiatus for all clubs for about a year but it's time to get back into...

Walk in and cut right you're looking at the rectangular bar that surrounds the stage. Rotating sort of bar chairs all around. To the left is a sort of open area with some tables. further down in the back is a smaller stage that I've rarely seen used. Comfortable....

Remember Cesar Sayoc, that crazy Trump supporter that mailed a bunch of pipe bombs to politicians? Well that guy worked at this strip club. (Go ahead, verity it with your favorite search engine.) That tells you a bit the vibe here. Pretty ratchet, slightly terrifying but hey, a lot about...

Not my first visit, but I feel like I've changed my mind. While the quality isn't 10s across the board you know what you're getting when you come by. The place hasn't changed much. Hispanics crawling on the walls. Both patrons and the girls. I saw one black girl that...

Went on Sunday, smokin girls, most Latinas and believe me I am very picky, 2nd trip got there on a Sat and girls not as good looking, seemed everyone has had surgery. I prefer naturals, boltons if done right for their shape and size, anyways.

Have been visiting here for years....

Intro

Okay, Stir Crazy might be the next best option for SC in South Miami outside of Playmates, but that doesn’t mean this club is anywhere close to the level of Playmates. Stir Crazy is located on South Dixie Highway and tucked in an area where strip malls dot the...

I'm not much of a strip club monger, but I always enjoyed going to this place. There's always at least a couple decent looking women and the rest aren't all that bad either. The dancers still all take a lap around the bar to collect their tips after their time...

This has always been my favorite club. I normally come by around 6:00 so I see mostly day shift girls and some of the night shift. I have my favorite, but am friendly with at least a half dozen of the others. They love my fresh $2...