Reviews

Wife and I went out for drinks and decided to finish the night off at Vanity. Place is nice and feels mostly safe going in. Cover was 25 a person which I thought…

I’ve been hopping all around Columbus to the different clubs, and this is still the best. It is Columbus so that’s only saying so much. ARRIVAL STUFF ———————- parking is pretty plentiful. You can even park in…

Was in Columbus for One Night Only and hit up Vanity after Private Dancer to see what it was about. The reviews here made me feel like I had to see this place and I…

So, I have reviewed this club last back in 2019. Due to the very bad experience with the camera watching bouncer I swore that I would never go back. Well, fast forward a week…

Vanity was a good stop for this afternoon. The bartender was cute and I think her name is Jenny. Stiff drinks were $8. It sort of looked like all the ladies were occupied with…

I went over to Vanity after an hour at Columbus Gold. It was Wednesday 4:30 pm. One guy inside the front door who said go on in. The bar is to your right.…

Columbus, OH. Friday night after midnight. Came from right next door at Gold club. As I walked up a big group of young drunk customers was getting thrown out. One dude was at the door…

Monday about 5:30 I stopped by Columbus Gold. There were 4 dancers and 3 customers. I had a beer and 2 dances and went to Vanity (just next door), to see if there was…

This was my first time here since the pandemic. Tbh, at this point, if you walk into any strip club, you wouldn't be able to tell that covid still exists. And Vanity was…

I’ve been pleased with Vanity’s offerings on night shifts in the past so I stopped by after work to check out the day shift on a Monday afternoon. I planned to hit the neighboring Columbus…

Dances run $40 per song, $150 for 15 minutes, $300 for half hour including free drinks, $600 for an hour room w/ free drinks as well. Buying a dancer a drink is $20 to $30…

I’ve reviewed this club before, as have many others, so I won’t spend much time on the physical layout as it’s been covered. Large rectangular bar to your right as you enter, separated from the…

I started out visiting Columbus Gold on a Friday around 10:00 PM. It was fairly dead with maybe 10 dancers, only three of whom were pretty. The rest were average at best, with…

Vanity is located in the same friendly neighborhood strip mall as Columbus Gold (see my separate review for CG). No worries at all about safety. As I arrived at 8:30 pm, I saw the doorman…

Last time I visited Vanity the club was a big disappointment. The last few visits to Columbus Gold have been a bit off due to the holidays, add in several of my favorites were…

On the inside, one of the nicest, cleanest clubs I’ve ever been in and this alone convinces me to come back. Plenty of parking in the back, large smoker’s lounge/patio area. I typically stick to day…

This was my first night at the clubs since March 2020. So I was ready for some fun with a pocket of money. The layout is how it has always been. The first thing you see…

Decided to try Vanity, after leaving Columbus Gold, next door. Ample free parking around the club. Cover charge was $10. As you enter the club, you must walk past the bar, on your right. I…

I went in on a boring Thursday evening with money to spend and time to kill. I paid a 10$ cover and got a drink then sat down close to the stage. I watched as…

tl;dr Good ratio and high mileage (for Columbus) = get it while you can, but be prepared to work to get the dancers' attention! As with everything right now, these conditions could be subject to…

After visiting Columbus Gold the week before, I decided to go next door to Vanity this week, and man was it a very disappointing experience. I enter the club and pay the $10 cover…

Stopped into Vanity last night. My first time there as I usually went to Sirens or Centerfolds but they have both closed. I think I never tried it because solid gold next door is awful…

I went over to Vanity after striking out at Columbus Gold. It was Wednesday 5:00 pm. Nobody was inside the front door checking ID's or collecting a cover so I went on in.…

Very few day day shift options in Columbus and talent here varies from a good selection of solid talent to a ghost town, but have had had more hits than misses. I won’t spend a lot…

So this is more of a heads up more than anything else. I was a regualr at the old Kahoots before is shut down and due to being prety regular I got a lot…