Vanity Gentlemen's Club Reviews

So, I have reviewed this club last back in 2019. Due to the very bad experience with the camera watching bouncer I swore that I would never go back.

Well, fast forward a week or two ago, my all time favorite from my regular days at Kahoots (closed down...

Vanity was a good stop for this afternoon. The bartender was cute and I think her name is Jenny. Stiff drinks were $8. It sort of looked like all the ladies were occupied with customers so I would just tip the dancers as they rotated on the small bar...

I went over to Vanity after an hour at Columbus Gold. It was Wednesday 4:30 pm. One guy inside the front door who said go on in.
The bar is to your right. It is a long oval bar with people sitting all around. The main club is...

Columbus, OH. Friday night after midnight. Came from right next door at Gold club. As I walked up a big group of young drunk customers was getting thrown out. One dude was at the door refusing to move as the staff was trying to get him out without touching him....

Monday about 5:30 I stopped by Columbus Gold. There were 4 dancers and 3 customers. I had a beer and 2 dances and went to Vanity (just next door), to see if there was more action.
I got to Vanity at about 6:30 with nobody at the door so there...

This was my first time here since the pandemic. Tbh, at this point, if you walk into any strip club, you wouldn't be able to tell that covid still exists. And Vanity was no different in this regard. Door girl and bouncer were friendly, and I paid...

I’ve been pleased with Vanity’s offerings on night shifts in the past so I stopped by after work to check out the day shift on a Monday afternoon.

I planned to hit the neighboring Columbus Gold first, but when I walked into CG there was literally one girl in sight,...

Dances run $40 per song, $150 for 15 minutes, $300 for half hour including free drinks, $600 for an hour room w/ free drinks as well. Buying a dancer a drink is $20 to $30 because they make money off of them. If you ask a girl if you can...

I’ve reviewed this club before, as have many others, so I won’t spend much time on the physical layout as it’s been covered. Large rectangular bar to your right as you enter, separated from the main stage and seating to your left. Three larger and a number of much smaller,...

I started out visiting Columbus Gold on a Friday around 10:00 PM. It was fairly dead with maybe 10 dancers, only three of whom were pretty. The rest were average at best, with flabby to fat bodies. Not sure what is happening to CG quality wise, but...

Vanity is located in the same friendly neighborhood strip mall as Columbus Gold (see my separate review for CG). No worries at all about safety. As I arrived at 8:30 pm, I saw the doorman walking a dancer to her car - always good to see clubs making sure their...

Last time I visited Vanity the club was a big disappointment. The last few visits to Columbus Gold have been a bit off due to the holidays, add in several of my favorites were out of town, I decided to try Vanity the week before Christmas.

I paid the $10...

On the inside, one of the nicest, cleanest clubs I’ve ever been in and this alone convinces me to come back. Plenty of parking in the back, large smoker’s lounge/patio area.

I typically stick to day shift at this club. This particular night was a normal nighttime experience at Vanity and...

This was my first night at the clubs since March 2020. So I was ready for some fun with a pocket of money.

The layout is how it has always been. The first thing you see is the bar, stage is to the left. As far as clubs go this is...

Decided to try Vanity, after leaving Columbus Gold, next door. Ample free parking around the club. Cover charge was $10. As you enter the club, you must walk past the bar, on your right. I bought drinks for the fellows, $7-8 each. I couldn't help but notice an East Indian...

I went in on a boring Thursday evening with money to spend and time to kill. I paid a 10$ cover and got a drink then sat down close to the stage. I watched as girls sat together in groups or walked out on to the floor just to go...

tl;dr Good ratio and high mileage (for Columbus) = get it while you can, but be prepared to work to get the dancers' attention! As with everything right now, these conditions could be subject to rapid change.

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I decided to celebrate being fully vaccinated by doing something I never would've done...

After visiting Columbus Gold the week before, I decided to go next door to Vanity this week, and man was it a very disappointing experience. I enter the club and pay the $10 cover charge, after getting my temperature taken on my wrist. The friendly entrance girl was...

Stopped into Vanity last night. My first time there as I usually went to Sirens or Centerfolds but they have both closed. I think I never tried it because solid gold next door is awful and I figured it was probably more of the same. Was pleasantly surprised.

It’s not...

I went over to Vanity after striking out at Columbus Gold. It was Wednesday 5:00 pm. Nobody was inside the front door checking ID's or collecting a cover so I went on in. Nobody greeted me when I entered the place so I looked around. The...

Very few day day shift options in Columbus and talent here varies from a good selection of solid talent to a ghost town, but have had had more hits than misses.

I won’t spend a lot of time on club description as it’s been covered elsewhere, but it’s fairly nice for...

So this is more of a heads up more than anything else. I was a regualr at the old Kahoots before is shut down and due to being prety regular I got a lot of millage there. I have keep in contact with about 5 of the dancers...

The club is pretty well kept, dim lighting like most of these establishments. Music is a mix of rap, classic rock, Hip Hop. Not much thuggery in this place. Bouncers pretty cool and don’t make themselves the center of attention.

Here’s a little information regarding my observations about 3 absolutely smoking...

Went around 4pm on a Thursday. They have done some updating and remodel during the shutdown but not much has changed, layoutwise.

Staff was all wearing masks, got my temp checked at the bar before I could sit down. They have movable plexi panels tjay they use...

Stopped by Vanity on a Thursday around 1pm... mostly because it was the only establishment open during day right now under Covid. Cbus Gold opens at noon on Fridays, so that wasn’t an option. Anyways, I walked in, no one at desk. Sign said I needed my temperature taken, so...