Playmates Club Reviews

This is a "stale" review.  I stopped hitting the SoFlo clubs due to Covid.  And now I'm moving to the Pacific Northwest. This club had been on my list of places to check out.  A...

My wife and I have read reviews on this place and avoiding yet another trip to BTs and trying to stay local we decided to Uber to Playmates. Now let me tell you the...

I want to preface that this is an old review from December. I'm surprised this club doesn't get enough attention compared to bigger named strip clubs in miami/south florida. Walked in paid the...

My first time to this club. Honestly, all the talk about parking issues turned me off to the whole thing. For some reason, parking is my biggest pet peeve and I will choose not...

Monday evening, feeling bored I decided to stop by playmates an old stomping ground. Wasn’t expecting too much on a Monday evening and it was pretty much what I expected, maybe a bit better...

Went in on a Wednesday night. I had just got done eating a Cuban sandwich at Mary’s coin and Laundry for the whole Miami experience. Then I was jamming to Gloria Estefan. The club...

This was probably my fifth time coming to Playmates. I occasionally stop by there when I'm visiting Miami. It's a bit more low key than the other big clubs (KOD, Tootsies, Eleven) and cheaper...

Arrived at Playmates around 11:30 on Saturday night. There was not a lot of parking available, so we had to park on the street. It’s a pretty nice looking club from the outside. Cover...

Went here on a weekday evening and the club was pretty crowded with dancers and patrons. Most if not all dancers are Latina, mainly of Cuban descent. Being a gringo is definitely a disadvantage...

My wife and I spend a few days in South Beach and decided to check the goods out at Playmates on Saturday night. We arrived around 9pm is memory serves me, and stayed...

When u come to south Florida you expect excellence! Not even close! Talent was mediocre at best. No cover but doorman and girl suggest a tip. I never mind tipping but I hate being...

I was in town for business and thought I’d stop by and check this place out. Between my lack of Spanish skills and the girls’s broken English, I had a tougher time enjoying myself...

Summary: Friendly and assertive dancers but limited English, music not painfully loud, helpful receptionist, private lap dance booths, free entry before 8:00 pm, nice decor. Price: Entry is $10 after 8:00 pm, and free prior...

I love this place. The admission there is $10 but if you go to the men’s room and meet Dane (I think) then you can get his business card that will allow free entry....

First visit to this location. Seemed like an odd area hidden away in an almost alley like setting yet also strangely close to mainstream shopping mall area. Full security check at door. No...

Walked in on a slow Monday night and was immediately intercepted by a Cubana chica, throwing Spanish at me rapid-fire. I'm a gringo and am not that fluent, but enough so that I guess...

Went with a few friends after a night out and decided to go check out some girls. The drinks were okay but the girls were pretty hot. Most are Latina/Cuban, but a few white...

Went in with a friend after dinner on Tuesday. This place was my go to before I knew of other extras available at other places. It still usually yields good value.. Sometimes even great....

First time to this club. Arrived around 6:30pm and they let me in for no cover. Got a drink for around $4 and before I knew it a tall Cuban girl was in my...

I've been to Playmates several times. The drill is the same...once you get past security and pay the cover, you walk in and see a stage in front of you, and a bar to...

Ok.....here goes! This club has a long history but is in the process of being renovated. Parking is definitely an issue since you don’t want the risk of having your car towed! Many...

Was in Miami for a night on my way to the caribbean the next day, so I had Friday night to spare. Took an uber to coral gables and my usual miami spot of...

This is the closest club to me so its my end of night place. Free parking but did tip the park attendant 3 bucks. The dancers are usually more attractive than this visit....

After going to clubs in Broward county for a while, I went back to this club just because I was in the neighborhood and had time to kill. My last experience here was pretty...

Decided to pay a visit here after some holiday partying. It was a first for me at this particular location. Parking didn't seem to be an issue. Valet is $5. The bored security guard...