Dead on Weeknight. Headed north to Cheetahs.

Had been wanting to check this place out as it’s a much closer trip than my normal go to of Cheetah Hallandale. Literally 10 minutes from my hotel. Where’s cheetahs is a sold 30-45 minutes. As others have mentioned parking is a bit wonky. It’s either street parking (with evidence due to meters) or valet for $20 in their crowded lot. Cover was another $20 or $25, can’t remember. So I’m already $50 or so in, without glimpse of the inside.

Inside, very nice fit and finish. But there were maybe 5 patrons and 7-8 girls as best I could tell. Totally dead. Time was 9pm. Occasionally a girl would get on stage. Dance a few songs. Do a tip walk.

I sat at bar. Got a beer. $5 or something like that. Was there for lap dances. Stayed for 30 minutes. Not approached a single time other than the tip walk, and not a single one of them was worthy of me asking for a dance (nor did they seem interested). Maybe a 5-6, and all fake (and not well done fake).