Bare Necessity Reviews

I’ve been kind of burned out on my regular SCs and have started to visit/explore other SC environments. Saw a recent review of the club where a reviewer talked about a natural 42DD...

Every so often, I come by since this is the most convenient club for me. Lately, I prefer Saturdays and this review combines several Sat. visits. Business is slow in mid afternoon, which has...

So I went to the club with a couple off my guy friends last weekend and im definitely coming back. This club is better then they make it sound. The girls are hot except...

I went one night hanging with a couple of friends. There were a couple girls that Were ok looking. One asked me for a tip but I hadn't gotten change from my drinks yet...

This is definetely a hit or miss club as previouly mentionedd but should nevertheless be on everyone's list. when it's good it's really good with hot dancers you can definetely hold a conversation with....

ok... so the dancers aren't the hottest on the planet, but they are cute for a day shift. The bar is a little run down, but I don't think anyone expects the top...

Like my previous reviews, nothing changes in this club other than the dancers. I rarely see the same ones visit to visit. This trip I saw 3 dancers. One a thick (not really fat,...

Since this a club that I have repeatedly reviewed in the past, I, like Clubber, wanted to see what the fuss was about from those two wildly divergent reviews. This is definitely a "hit...

after reading the last two reviews, I thought I should make a stop here. I'd not been since August. little has changed from that review. Regarding the previous two, I found this visit somewhere...

Reply to the asshole critic who wrote the last review Buddy, before you call someone an asshole, you should get your facts straight and realize, when it comes to clubs, bars or restaurants, they can...

To the guy who wrote the last review: you asshole! (nothing personal). When I entered this place, my first impression was WTF. The guy at the door shameless charged $5 for the crap of place....

I've been to the "Bare" on every day of the week, once per week spread over a 2 month period. This club is the best kept secret in Miami. The girls are friendly...

What am I going to do about this place? I try to give it the benefit of the doubt and, at times, I find a few gems and other times, it sinks deeper...

If you are looking for upscale, this is not the place. You are not going to find anything fancy about this place other than maybe the bathroom. The club is not dingy though. It's...

Went after work and stayed from around 6pm to well after midnight. Seems best time is shift change, girls getting off trying to score that last dance and the new ones wanting to start...

First time I have been to the club at night (about 10:30) and on a Friday night; I was going to go to Stir Crazy, but the parking lot was full and I did...

I have had mixed experiences at this club. But since it is close to where I work, I periodically take a look to see if anything has changed. Well, it's gotten a...

The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bare”, “shoddy” and “dilapidated”: the lights illuminating...

Part 2 of my Tuesday quest - see my reviews on BT's South Miami and Stir Crazy. This club is mediocre at best and, as the last few reviews reveal, it has been going...

This was the first club I've ever been to, and since then me and my friends refer to it as 'Bare Nasties'. To be fair, they know they aren't the greatest and charge as...

The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bare”, “shoddy” and “dilapidated”: the lights illuminating...

Hadn't visited here since February, so thought I'd drop in. It was Deja vu. I could post the exact same review as in February and barely change a thing. The customer/dancer counts varied. My...

Was driving down U.S 1 and saw the big sign, so I decided to stop in. Boy, that was a big mistake. They had four girls, one on stage the rest just siting around....

This club was a hard one to review, because depending on what you're going for, it can either be pretty great or a complete letdown. No admission or parking is a great start. The...

Haven't reviewed this club in some time. About 10customers and maybe six dancers, none much above a 5. No real fuglies, but most were older. One I knew from years back, and she still...