Bare Necessity
9100 S Dixie Hwy Kendall, FL 33156

Went to Bare Necessity after work...

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edak94
Sep 12, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Went to Bare Necessity after work on Monday night. Although the decor looks dated, everything was neat and clean. Gin & tonic was just $5.00. One dancer at a time is on the stage - all shapes and sizes. Stir Crazy down the road may have somewhat better lookers, but these girls are not too aggressive and like to talk. I like big boobs and "Charlie" fit the bill with jiggly natural 36D's. She was on the heavy side, but certainly not obese - but she had a pretty face, spoke English and held a good conversation. After a while, I wanted a better feel and asked her to dance and she said that for the price of a room and $150 tip, anything and everything would be available. A private room was $125 (other places charge more), I suggested the semi-private beaded room, the list price of which was $75.00. After seeing some hesitation, she and the bar tender (who was great looking in her own right) settled for $70.00 and surprised me with a free gin & tonic and a drink for Charlie as we headed off.

We talked, groped, tugged and rubbed. Then she unbuckled me and gave a bj like none other - I kept feeding her ice cubes and boy it felt good. On went the cover and she she came before me! No clock watching and we hung out afterward with more talk.

So while this is not the most posh of clubs, it may be a better deal because it's off the radar. Certainly worth a try, especially on a slow night.

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