Reviews

Was in south beach for a work conference. Wanted to go to Rivers but by the time I got out of a late dinner it was just too far. My hotel was 3 blocks from…

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from E11even. Wanted to check out the two beach area clubs. I understand the repuation wasn't great but I like to see this stuff for myself. Anyway the…

Work sent me on a business trip to Miami Beach and I had one entire day to enjoy to myself. I explored and did all the sightseeing during the day and figured why not check…

You would expect something decent from such a large tourist destination like South Beach. However, this is one of the most rattiest shit hole of a club that I've ever been to. They have girls…

This club absolutely reeks I mean stinks / smells. It's unreal how they don't tend to it - I mean holy smokes it just smells like hot garbage especially on the lapdance side.…

It seems every trip I’ve taken recently is midweek business travel. And my most recent trip down to Miami Beach was no exception. Unfortunately that means my only opportunity to check out the clubs is…

I was in Miami Beach and didn’t want to go across the bridge into Miami. While Miami has lots of great options for fun, this is the only SC on the beach side. Well, it…

Visited Club Madonna for the first time ever and have to say its a nice looking place. While charging a full $20 entrance fee at 3am on a slow Monday is kind of questionable…

This place is dead. I stayed on Miami beach for a week and had an Airbnb on the Oceanview, so tried to find a place with walking distance after dinner. There was a large sofa…

tl;dr: Listen to all the reviews and do NOT come here. A buddy and I stumbled into this place basically on accident while walking the streets of Miami at 2am after several hours of binge drinking.…

Found myself in Miami Beach with a couple of hours to kill on a Monday night. Didn't feel like spending anything on an Uber over to the mainland, so I gave Madonna's a try.…

What a sad sad place. Madonna was one of my first experiences SC'ing. It gave me a good time for cheap (or so younger me thought). So I gave it more chances than it deserved…

Was here with a couple of friends. Great setup and loved the seating. Very comfortable. It wasn't too busy when I got in. First reaction was dancers are beyond their prime, except for a couple…

I came by this place on a Thursday evening around 3 am as last out stop before bed as I was staying in a hotel across the street. Walked inside and didn’t notice many girls.…

I had a few hours to spend in South Beach so I thought to check this place out. I found street parking a few blocks from the club. Then I had a free admission because…

South Beach Florida has some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. Im talking not even real, perfect, cover girl gorgeous women, but I guess none of them found their…

Ok, as said before, high cover charge, but here is where things get really weird - they can only serve beer and wine, the wine/champagne they serve is .005% alcohol, tastes like kool aid and…

Was in town for work and my hotel was literally around the corner, so I figured why not. Went in on a Sunday early evening. Club was nice and clean, a little small but not…

So being in miami you expect people not to speak english but because they speak spanish. This club had door girls, bouncers, floor men, all Russian and barely knowing english. Walked in and the…

Based upon reputation I wasn't expecting much. Given that my expectations were low, I was somewhat pleasantly surprised. The location is easy to get to for vacation goers as it is walking distance to a…

Was staying in Miami Beach and this was within walking distance. Looks like a nice club but definitely is a club with majority of tourists. The girls were nice but pushy at times. Drinks were…

Well. First the cover price was 20 dollars. And Just the cover. I believe that the service was pretty good. The servers were great. The only thing I believe that wasn't good at all…

After a few nights in Miami Beach you're bound to spend way too much money in overpriced cocktails, and let your impaired judgement drag you to bad decisions. Madonna is the only club within walking…

I recently moved to South Beach and have been seeing advertisements for Madonna all over the place and had walked by it alot. Decided to check it out one day when I had some time…

My brief experience last summer at Madonna was similar to some I've read about in other reviews. Staying nearby on business, so stopped in. $20 cover charge reasonable if it was worthwhile, but…