Club Madonna Reviews

It's 20$ for (admission fee) just to get in. That shouldn't stop you from going in. Pretty pricey but it's totally worth it. The club may look pretty small but the dancers make up for it. For the most part that cought my attention was how respectful the bouncers where...

When I went here for my 18th birthday several years ago, I thought this was the best place in the whole world. But I was only 18 and had little options of strip clubs to go to in Miami. Now, I went back to this place after years of strip...

This is a club where the management hustles the girls for every cent, and the girls in turn hustle the customers. It's not a good club. That said, the girls are usually very attractive and if you just can't leave south beach, you can still have a good...

Some people are a bit too critical of this spot. Its not the greatest, and sure your money doesn't go too far, but the girls are nice. I'd say its a fair 6.5/10.

I came in with some business associates. $20 cover on a Wednesday. Girl dancing on the...

I have walked past this place a few times before finally going in. They usually have girls sitting outside trying to convince you to come in. Once you go in, be prepared to be bombarded by girls. Not many people in the place on a weekend night is a bad...

So I went here last monday with my wife. We usually go to strip clubs in usa, this has been the worst. I obviously read bad reviews everywhere but Miami girls make u horny and all the cabs had this ads of hot blonde chicks so we...

I finally went back to this club after many years of not being in the area. Maybe it is because I am no longer 18 and this was the first club I ever went to, but I definitely liked it better a decade ago, before they even got their...

My girlfriend and I went to south beach to party with some friends for the holidays. We ended up going to Club Modonna around 1am on Sunday. The door charged $20 for guys and $10 for my girl. We entered the club to find a center stage and only a...

When I planned a business trip down to South Beach I was super excited. I had heard the rumors about how great the strip clubs were down there. While this may be true for Miami (I never actually made it over that way) the same cannot be said for South...

I was really interested in the club because of the bad reviews. But I have to say when I decided to pass by they had the most beautiful women, so beautiful I tho they where statues. There were some that look like celebrities. As I walked in they politely walked...

I went to the club not too long ago with a friend. We decided to stop by and have a few drinks seeing as this is the only club in South Beach. Before we even stepped in the door there were two dancers on us trying to escort us to...

I danced at Club Madonna on a Thursday night around 9 p.m. The club itself is pretty ok. Not write as nice as Vivid Lice but it's pretty nice. There are 2 stages with very short poles (don't expect to see any spectacular stage sets). Pink and black decor, upstairs/downstairs...

This review was from a few months ago when I was in town for the holidays. I unfortunately did not read the reviews for this club before I went or I would have picked another club to go to. I walked in and was immediately approached by a dancer before...

Avoid this place if you can. I did read about this place and I still went because I was going to another bar a little bit later. They charged me $20 to get in. As soon as I got in, I had just bit tit blonde from...

I was super trashed when I came here about a year ago. And I don't remember the ambience that well. I mostly remember the time i spent with one gorgeus stripper.

I walked in on a mid-week night and immediately a blond blue eyed (russian?) girl walked over...

i worked at this club a little over 1 year ago....
how do i rate this experience i had here... HORRIBLE!!!
the girls that they had working here would wait at the door for customers which wether the customers were interested or not they would not leave them alone!
you literally had to...

I've been to this club twice, the girls are pretty hot but are pushy..and the club has like 3 small stages and pretty much every table has a pole, even though there was only girls on the main stage when I saw there but was still fun,

First time was...

DO NOT GO HERE! WHAT A RIPOFF!!

Paid $300 for the VIP room with this average looking dancer. Thought it would be a private room and I would get some extras...especially for $300. Turned out it was just a lap dance area for 30 min with a bunch of...

Stopped by this club on my visit to Miami because it was at a convenient location and I saw the ads for it on every other taxi on Collins. So I stopped in with my girlfriend and paid $20 for both of us to get in. The overall...

Went to this club with my wife while visiting south beach. There were ads for it everywhere and I hadn't seen other clubs in the area we stayed so I didn't know if it was good or not. It was 30 bucks to get in (20 + 10)...

Went to south beach on vacation and decided to stop by. The venue was pretty nice and upscale looking, but the stages are a little odd. 3 stages and one girl to each stage and the poles don't even go up very high. That being said, i didn't see one...

Club Madonna is, in a few words, perhaps the most disappointing strip club in South Florida. You would think that the talent in the club would match the talent walking around South Beach -- definitely not the case. They immediately get you at the door -- $20 just for entry....

Sometimes you have to just see for yourself. That's what happened to me. Others have said this place is a ripoff, but I decided to try it anyway. Big mistake. Fortunately I recognized my error early and only wasted $25 and 15 minutes.

Clue #1 - There...

Came out to South Beach a day before the Ultra festival started so I could hang out with some friends of mine that came down for New York. My close buddy wanted to check it out and being the gracious host that I was (plus my morbid curiosity), I said...

I was in South Beach and this place was close walking distance to my hotel. There are way better clubs and wouldn't go here again.

It is a $20 dollar cover, as soon as I was seated by the waitress, I had 2 heffers hounding me to take...