Beach House Cabaret Reviews

I went on a friday night at around 9. Im under 21 so i had to pay extra and wear a shirt and wrist band which i found kinda annoying. I sat down and...

This place is a bit different than what you normally find in Miami. I showed up at 8 and all the dancers are sitting talking to what I can only assume are regulars. ...

This is a relatively small local place. You can park for free close to the door and be sipping your drink in less than a minute. The is fair privacy in the lap...

Went to BHouse a while back after hitting a few bars locally (can't believe how many spots there are to drink) and slid up to a comfortable stool at the bar. Me and...

This story goes back a ways, as you'll soon see, and it happened at the old Dollhouse, which was then located on US 1 - today I think it's a Scores or maybe Pure...

Best strip club experience of my life. The women were fantastic, the dances were glorious, and the music was exceptional. The only thing is that a couple of the dancers get pushy once you...

I travel to Miami on business often and my first trip in over the past few months started hitting the different clubs trying to find something. I'll review the other clubs later, but...

Heres a story. I use to live down here and go to this club on average 2 times a week. So I moved away and come back when ever I'm in town. ...

I've been to this club several times, weekends and weekdays. The club has had its ups and downs. There has always been one or two girls that really stood out and the rest of...

I think that this club has been renamed Beach House Cabaret. I went to this location this weekend and I'm pretty sure it's the same place. Anyways, assuming I'm right, onto the review! Cover...

I used to live right next to this club so I stopped there quite often, always had a great time! The club itself was always pretty clean, I usually went around 9-10pm so...

Everyone once in a while comes a club which looks quite seedy, but gives off a charm that you just can't turn away from...for me Thee Dollhouse is one of those clubs. It's...

Not a great place, but it has some potential. Went there on a Wednesday night around 8:30. Normally there’s a cover charge (I believe it’s $6) but the girl at the door didn’t charge...

I went there Tuesday night at 10 pm. It's a much smaller operation than Tootsies. The atmosphere was very intimate with lots of dancers/customer interaction at the bars and tables. There were about 12...

This is small club in a little russian niche of sunny isles so there were lots of russian dancers and white dancers and only one latin chick. this is the first predominately non-latin...

I had not been to this place since January but was utterly impressed at how hot most of the girls are this time around. Most of the girls I saw were 8-9, and then...

Stopped in Friday last week (after mid-night) after a few years and was surprised to find a rather low end but intimate club. Had been briefed by my buddy who frequents it but could...

Stopped in at Thee Dollhouse this past Friday night. Club was not super crowded. Decent mix of talent but nothing to rave about. Spent some time with nice Brazilian honey. ...

I came here with a few friends for a bachelor party. My friends came here a fwe years ago and raved about this place. Well, we were all supremely disappointed! there were about 12-15...

Thee DH is a mid-sized OK club, located a few minutes from N. Beach & Bal Harbor in a nice area. $10 door, free parking, expensive mixed drinks (Grey Goose martini = $15!), and $20...

Went to this club on a Wed. night. It was packed. Girls were hanging out w/ their regulars. Girls were a 5-7. It was an equal ratio of dancers to...

I was here last Friday night at midnight. I saw more girls and the place was much busier than last time I was here, but didn't have as much fun. Girls seemed disinterested and...

Visited this club just before Thanksgiving. Unless you know the area it's actually a bit tricky to get into the parking lot but even if you pass the club you can always turn left...

I don't get some of the high ratings here, any fool could tell this club is lameville all the way...didn't see any dolls, not one. The cover charge & drink prices were a rip...

I like this club. I've been here a few times, and it's a place you can feel comfortable in. Not too fancy. If you just want to sit and enjoy the...