Not a great place, but it...

Not a great place, but it has some potential. Went there on a Wednesday night around 8:30. Normally there’s a cover charge (I believe it’s $6) but the girl at the door didn’t charge me which was cool. But I saw why when I went in – the place was dead. There was about 6 dancers and 2 other patrons. The place is about average size, and the stage was in the middle. Off to the left there’s a couch/lap dance area and VIP rooms in the back of the place. I had 2 main problems with this club. First, although it’s listed as an all-nude club some of the girls did not drop their G strings. That’s a real pet peeve for me – if you advertise yourself as all-nude then ALL the dancers should get nude. Why some dancers are excused from this is beyond me. You never see that crap happening at Tootsies. Needless to say I didn’t tip these girls or get a dance from them. The girls that did play by the rules did put on a good show. It took a long time for anyone to approach me about getting a lap dance. In fact, I think it was close to half an hour. I eventually had to ask one of the girls to see me after tipping her. The lap dance was average by Miami standards. The bouncers stayed in the couch area the entire time, although they did have their backs to us. It still made me feel uncomfortable that they were in there and close by. The one thing I did like about this place is the quality of the girls. Now there were only 6 girls there the night I went, but they were all between 6-8. The girls did tell me that the club doesn’t really get going until after 11. I didn’t partake in the VIP area, but I believe the price was in line with other clubs. The waitresses were OK, nothing special. I don’t think I’ll go back here as there are better clubs in Miami. I may be tempted if management enforces the nude policy and they don’t have the bouncers lurking in the couch area. But I’d only go after 11.