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Utopia Cabaret
395 West Benjamin Franklin Hwy Rt. 422 Douglassville, PA 19518

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  • review
    9 months ago
    Quick trip glad I stopped in
    I came in early on a Saturday. Paid a 10$ cover which wasn’t bad. Club was pretty quiet maybe 4-5 dancers. Plenty of open seats, but I didn’t mind. I was greeted immigrated by...
  • review
    10 months ago
    Weekday spontaneous visit was disappointing.
    I'm writing this review about 3 weeks after my visit. I wasn't going to review at all because there isn't much to report. I put that I visited on a Tuesday, but it may...
    a_mous258
    Pennsylvania
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    10 months ago

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    Kombucha
  • review
    10 months ago
    Dystopia Cabaret
    Douglassville, PA. Between Reading and Philadelphia. On Rt. 422 commercial sort of highway. Area not bad at all but it's a highway so try to slow down if you miss it you got a...
  • review
    a year ago
    An OK Surprise
    I came to this club to visit and support a friend of mine who danced here. It’s in the middle of nowhere, with trailer parks not too far away so I initially thought this...
  • review
    2 years ago
    Mary Jane
    I had yet to find a PA club that impressed me or provided a good time, so my expectations were low. I went to Utopia at about 9:00 pm on a Sunday night about...
    Comments: 1

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    2 years ago

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    nekkedgirlz14
  • review
    3 years ago
    A nice wayside rest
    Okay, so this is my first visit to a PA club and things seem to work a little different here than back in the north Midwest. It was a mixed bag... To start, the club...
    DreamingAwake
    If I'm going to pay hundreds for therapy, might as well do it my way
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    2 years ago

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    Flobot_
  • review
    4 years ago
    Tuesday evening stop
    Stopped by here on a Tuesday night not too long ago. Walk into a u shaped bar with 2 small elevated stages. DJ area to the right. Dance rooms in the...
    Rond998
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    5 years ago
    Surprised with 11 to last call experience on a Sunday
    Just finished driving back from out of state deciding to grab a beer and watch some cute chicks dancing before I started the weekly grind again. I wound up reaching the club around 11PM...
    Comments: 1

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    3 years ago

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    Bigdec00
  • review
    5 years ago
    Sweet, sweet Honey
    I remember passing this place on my way back from the Lehigh Valley one day. On a free night and on a whim I decided to check it out. In short, it gets the...
    6teeleebass2
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    5 years ago
    A nice place to spend a few hours
    I had a meeting in the morning, and an event in the evening, so I stopped her to kill a few hours in the afternoon. I arrived around 3:30 pm and only 3 girls...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
    Comments: 1

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    5 years ago

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    blk2blk
  • review
    5 years ago
    Run Of The Mill Club
    I stopped by this place as a meeting point for a friend of mine. It was about 8:30pm, and there is ample free parking and a tall lit up sign I could see from...
    Virgo62
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    5 years ago
    Two recent stops
    Generally not my spot but I stopped by this place twice, recently. First stop was a Sunday night. Plenty of eye candy, at least 3 very attractive young dancers. Took a...
    Rond998
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    5 years ago
    Good Enough Nude Dances
    Went back to this club after having a weird experience last time. The club was actually a bit nicer during the daytime. The girls were a little oblivious about guests and only really came...
    samelliottfan
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    5 years ago
    Night much improved
    Been here in the past and quality really has been down in the afternoons. Happened to be going by on recent Thursday night and was blown away by how much better the dancers...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    6 years ago
    Average Visit to Utopia
    Went to Utopia on a Thursday night looking for some eye candy. The dancers were mostly younger and attractive enough. Energy in the club was OK for such a small place, and...
    briguy4071
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    6 years ago
    Stop #2 of the Weekend
    Years ago I drove up and down Route 422 on a fairly regular basis and noticed many times this worn but not worn out building along the highway with a name that sort of...
    Array
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    6 years ago
    Basic club with nice back
    I went to this club when I was bored one weekend. The club is pretty standard. It is set up around a bar with the dance area in the center. The girls do two...
    samelliottfan
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    6 years ago
    Good Enough Time
    Good neighborhood club in the suburbs. Right on 422 West, divided highway. Big, free parking lot, surrounded by woods. No cover for 6:00pm on a Monday, not sure about prime time though. Club is...
    CapsFan74
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    6 years ago
    Still good....
    This is still a good place if you're playing it cheap and don't want to spend money on a cover charge before 7:00, and also in case it's a slow night and you feel...
    Cadillac22
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    6 years ago
    Weekday Evening Stop
    I visited this club on a weekday evening maybe a month ago; I'd stopped by briefly one time before, most likely a weekday afternoon, but couldn't stay long on that visit. This club has the...
    DrYesss
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    6 years ago
    Another fun Friday night
    I went here a couple of months ago on a Friday also and I went back recently and had a really good time. I got dances from Barbie again, she’s definitely worth the money...
    Cadillac22
    Pennsylvania
    Comments: 2

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    6 years ago

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    Cadillac22
  • review
    6 years ago
    Just another local club that is overrated
    The club is situated directly on route 422, so it's easily accessible for those in the area. A tall sign, about 20 feet high, enables highway drivers to see it just before pulling in...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Afternoon delight
    I came here on a Wednesday afternoon during a break from work. I don't live near by so I decided to stop in to check it out. The bar is huge and...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Lazy Monday....
    Name of this place is Utopia Cabernet. This was my first visit here. Basically, it is exactly what I was expecting. Nothing more or less. When I walked in, there were 3...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Had A Really Good Time, Got Good Dances With Barbie
    I went on a Friday earlier this month. There were a good amount of attractive and hot dancers. There was actually a good debate in my mind of who to get dances from since...
    Cadillac22
    Pennsylvania
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