Utopia Cabaret Reviews

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review
3 months ago
The pay as you go place.
Traveling thru the area, made a first time pit stop at the Cabaret around 7:30 PM on a Friday. You enter thru front door, pay a cover, $10 at the...
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3 months ago
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Kombucha
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
a year ago
Quick trip glad I stopped in
I came in early on a Saturday. Paid a 10$ cover which wasn’t bad. Club was pretty quiet maybe 4-5 dancers. Plenty of open seats, but I didn’t mind. I was greeted immigrated by...
Jfoley647
review
a year ago
Weekday spontaneous visit was disappointing.
I'm writing this review about 3 weeks after my visit. I wasn't going to review at all because there isn't much to report. I put that I visited on a Tuesday, but it may...
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a year ago
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Kombucha
a_mous258
Pennsylvania
review
a year ago
Dystopia Cabaret
Douglassville, PA. Between Reading and Philadelphia. On Rt. 422 commercial sort of highway. Area not bad at all but it's a highway so try to slow down if you miss it you got a...
Muddy
USA
review
2 years ago
An OK Surprise
I came to this club to visit and support a friend of mine who danced here. It’s in the middle of nowhere, with trailer parks not too far away so I initially thought this...
ccfreeman
review
2 years ago
Mary Jane
I had yet to find a PA club that impressed me or provided a good time, so my expectations were low. I went to Utopia at about 9:00 pm on a Sunday night about...
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2 years ago
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nekkedgirlz14
SteveR55
review
3 years ago
A nice wayside rest
Okay, so this is my first visit to a PA club and things seem to work a little different here than back in the north Midwest. It was a mixed bag... To start, the club...
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3 years ago
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Flobot_
DreamingAwake
If I'm going to pay hundreds for therapy, might as well do it my way
review
5 years ago
Tuesday evening stop
Stopped by here on a Tuesday night not too long ago. Walk into a u shaped bar with 2 small elevated stages. DJ area to the right. Dance rooms in the...
Rond998
Pennsylvania
review
5 years ago
Surprised with 11 to last call experience on a Sunday
Just finished driving back from out of state deciding to grab a beer and watch some cute chicks dancing before I started the weekly grind again. I wound up reaching the club around 11PM...
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4 years ago
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Bigdec00
GoCrog
review
5 years ago
Sweet, sweet Honey
I remember passing this place on my way back from the Lehigh Valley one day. On a free night and on a whim I decided to check it out. In short, it gets the...
6teeleebass2
Pennsylvania
review
5 years ago
A nice place to spend a few hours
I had a meeting in the morning, and an event in the evening, so I stopped her to kill a few hours in the afternoon. I arrived around 3:30 pm and only 3 girls...
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5 years ago
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blk2blk
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
5 years ago
Run Of The Mill Club
I stopped by this place as a meeting point for a friend of mine. It was about 8:30pm, and there is ample free parking and a tall lit up sign I could see from...
Virgo62
Pennsylvania
review
5 years ago
Two recent stops
Generally not my spot but I stopped by this place twice, recently. First stop was a Sunday night. Plenty of eye candy, at least 3 very attractive young dancers. Took a...
Rond998
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Good Enough Nude Dances
Went back to this club after having a weird experience last time. The club was actually a bit nicer during the daytime. The girls were a little oblivious about guests and only really came...
samelliottfan
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Night much improved
Been here in the past and quality really has been down in the afternoons. Happened to be going by on recent Thursday night and was blown away by how much better the dancers...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
6 years ago
Average Visit to Utopia
Went to Utopia on a Thursday night looking for some eye candy. The dancers were mostly younger and attractive enough. Energy in the club was OK for such a small place, and...
briguy4071
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Stop #2 of the Weekend
Years ago I drove up and down Route 422 on a fairly regular basis and noticed many times this worn but not worn out building along the highway with a name that sort of...
Array
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Basic club with nice back
I went to this club when I was bored one weekend. The club is pretty standard. It is set up around a bar with the dance area in the center. The girls do two...
samelliottfan
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Good Enough Time
Good neighborhood club in the suburbs. Right on 422 West, divided highway. Big, free parking lot, surrounded by woods. No cover for 6:00pm on a Monday, not sure about prime time though. Club is...
CapsFan74
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Still good....
This is still a good place if you're playing it cheap and don't want to spend money on a cover charge before 7:00, and also in case it's a slow night and you feel...
Cadillac22
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Weekday Evening Stop
I visited this club on a weekday evening maybe a month ago; I'd stopped by briefly one time before, most likely a weekday afternoon, but couldn't stay long on that visit. This club has the...
DrYesss
Pennsylvania
review
6 years ago
Another fun Friday night
I went here a couple of months ago on a Friday also and I went back recently and had a really good time. I got dances from Barbie again, she’s definitely worth the money...
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6 years ago
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Cadillac22
Cadillac22
Pennsylvania
review
7 years ago
Just another local club that is overrated
The club is situated directly on route 422, so it's easily accessible for those in the area. A tall sign, about 20 feet high, enables highway drivers to see it just before pulling in...
FTS
review
7 years ago
Afternoon delight
I came here on a Wednesday afternoon during a break from work. I don't live near by so I decided to stop in to check it out. The bar is huge and...
johnburnsmoneytonight
Pennsylvania
review
7 years ago
Lazy Monday....
Name of this place is Utopia Cabernet. This was my first visit here. Basically, it is exactly what I was expecting. Nothing more or less. When I walked in, there were 3...
PhillyRedneck
New York