Utopia Cabaret
395 Benjamin Franklin Hwy, Douglassville, PA 19518

Dystopia Cabaret

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Muddy
Oct 1, 2023, 5:19 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Douglassville, PA. Between Reading and Philadelphia. On Rt. 422 commercial sort of highway. Area not bad at all but it's a highway so try to slow down if you miss it you got a loop around again. Parking lot, plenty of spots. Walk in, guy at the desk on the right. ID check and cover is $10. Layout was a big bar, in the middle a stage and one girl up a time. Tip parade on the outside. Dances are $25 a song. And there is various other levels which prices I forget but I'm told there are cameras. Customers looked like mostly middle age folks pretty slow looked like for a saturday.

 

Dancers, not too many I counted 5. 3 white girls and 2 hispanic girls. Sounded like one was cuban I know that accent. The cuban invasion has not really hit the northeast so this could be an advance scout. She was the thin one and then a chunky one. Anyway the three white girls, where kind of flabby plain janes. All looked 20's or 30's except one of the white girls who was 40's. I would say 5-6 range sort of average talent nothing I wanted to spend on.

 

I just grabbed a beer. I saw all I needed to see and just won't come back. Not a lot going on a primetime night must be real slow on a weeknight. I would head to Cloud 9 from here.

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