Utopia Cabaret
395 Benjamin Franklin Hwy, Douglassville, PA 19518

Just another local club that is overrated

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May 1, 2018, 9:37 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

The club is situated directly on route 422, so it's easily accessible for those in the area. A tall sign, about 20 feet high, enables highway drivers to see it just before pulling in to their parking lot. The building is nothing impressive. Kinda run down and old. Nothing about this club brings to mind the words "new", "modern", "sleek", or "classy". If it weren't for the sign you wouldn't even think this was an entertainment venue. After entering through some metal doors into the ~6'x6' vestibule (anteroom), and then through another door to the main room, you see the whole thing... it's not a big club. It's moderately well lit, and management has installed some black lights which causes some people's t-shirts to fluoresce. To your right is a podium where a man checks your ID and collects, in my case, a $9 cover charge. In front of you is a wrap around bar, in the middle of which are two short platforms: about 10'x8' each and elevated about 1 foot from the floor. Each platform has a single pole. The whole bar seats approximately 30 people. Behind the bar, and to the left, are what I presumed to be the lap dance rooms, which appeared to be much more dimly lit than the main room.

I went out just to get out... and to get VIP status for reviewing a club. This place was a very short drive away, and I had visited a couple years ago. I was not impressed then, and I am still not impressed. Their website advertises that management has improved the club considerably: "totally renovated 'strip club/gogo bar' that has emerged to a 'State of the Art' Gentlemen’s Club that prides itself on its quality of exotic entertainment and customer service." HA! Not so much, in my opinion. This place is still the dive bar of strip clubs, and has barely changed since I last visited.

I don't drink much, and did not buy any alcohol this night, but perhaps the $2 bottled water can give you some indication as to the drink prices; typical, if you ask me. I think

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