Tennyson Lodge Reviews

I've been coming to the Tennyson Lodge (in the south suburbs of Pgh for the uninitiated) for years and years at this point. It's pretty much stayed the same (minus the elimination of indoor smoking) for the past couple decades. This place is very much a neighborhood watering hole type...

Stopped in for a bit after a sporting event. $10 cover but the doorman didn’t have change. Had to owe him later. A girl recognized me immediately from a previous visit. Asked if I was staying around then ran off for a dane and her stage run. Owner was working...

Sooo everyone’s favorite neighborhood dive strip club the Tenny seems to be getting back on track somewhat. I’ve been coming here for years and it goes thru peaks and valleys in terms of talent. Sometimes there’s hot young things all over the place for a period of time then they’ll...

Arrived on a Thursday (really Friday morning) just after midnight. It’s a Tudor house-looking structure in a busy area south of the city. Rolling hills and a lot of other businesses in the area. The parking lot and building are not well lit so I drove right past and had...

Stopped in shortly after 9:00 PM on a Wednesday or Thursday for three visits over the span of several months. Never had an issue finding parking in their spacious parking lot that is either paved, or mostly paved. As a matter of fact, parked right next to the...

This place changes from time to time. The first time I went was way back in the 60s. This time around the quality was way down. four of the girls were very hefty bags, one was maybe a 6 or 7, and one was split - say an 8 on...

Bethel Park, PA. Friday night after midnight. Drive up, good area. Parking lot, one dude directing me, no it's not a drunk guy, just the security guy here in a t shirt, nice guy. Walk up guy sitting in the lot, $10 cover. Walk in. As stated customers here are...

The place looks like a dive bar. The clientele and the performers all seemed friendly. Cover was $10. It started slow but got busier throughout the night. It was Saturday so there was less action than I’ve heard about on other nights which they have something called bare-oke. There’s a...

This is an updated review because there is new talent, and that has its pros and cons. I know someone will complain about me glossing over the inside, but there really isn't much to say. It's puny, most seats are at the bars, and there are only about 12 seats...

This club is small! I won't waste time on the layout, who goes to a club for the layout anyway lmao. Just know you don't have much space to venture out, but honestly its not a big deal because the place is relatively empty. Cover is 10$, which is 5...

Basics:
- $10 cover
- $7 Drinks (Jack and Coke, Beer)
- $20 dances (as posted, did not buy one)
- Spent $40-60 total

Location/Layout:
This place feels like it is located a bit off the beaten path. I don't know the area well, but coming from places like Philly and SF it feels pretty country....

I made my usual monthly jaunt to the Tennyson and found the talent to be about the same below average level as you would expect. Can’t beat the $10 cover + $20 for high mileage, full song dances though. Drink prices are fairly reasonable too. Really the Tennyson is like...

After a very lame trip to Club Erotica I drove to Beemers which from what I could tell from reviews would be a good time. I arrived around 10 pm on a Wednesday to a near empty parking lot, a locked door and a sign indicating that they were having...

I was recommended this spot by a local friend. While our tastes differ I could see the appeal right away. It gave off a rather Americana dive type feel I would expect out of an 80s action movie. Smokey and sleazy in a good way.

Girls were below average but...

Hadn't been by the Tennyson in a few years so stopped back to check it out while I was in town. Most of the reviews hit the basics of the layout: front bar, no smoking, has a stand up platform for side dances; back room has a stage with...

I was in Pittsburgh braving the snow and checked out reviews. After cursing myself for being there on a Wednesday and missing 2-4-1 dance specials on Tuesdays and Thursdays at different clubs, I chose Tennyson over Filly Corral. I won't say it was a necessarily bad decision, but...meh.

Got there around...

I was in the area, so I went back to have some fun.

First the wordy bits- Club is a strange no smoking/smoking club. Weird, but OK. NO smoking at the bar, and plenty of signs to let you know. SMOKING is at the stage area. There are no dividers. Stage...

I've been a regular at the Tennyson for quite sometime. Talent had been good for about the last year or so. They had hired many new attractive young girls who were enthusiatic and fun around the beginning of 2017. Unfortunately, they were not able to keep this talent around. I...

I went to Tennyson's on a Saturday night. I was planning to go to another club, which is said to be "the best" in Pittsburgh, but they have a hefty cover and mandatory valet parking. Less money for the ladies. Unless the valet is going to take...

The main bar and dance floor area is pretty clean, the mens room could have use a little extra attention maybe but all in all I didn't feel grimy while being there. The crowd was small and all locals from what I could tell, genuinely friendly though. The music was...

I was in the neighborhood so I thought I would do some navigating and find the place. If you're not from Pittsburgh, you wont understand that you cant draw a line from a to b and drive there. You have to drive around a hill and then try to get...

My friend and I hit up the Tennyson one night when I was pissed and needed to blow off some steam. The drinks were cheap, and there were almost as many dancers as guys. The "side stage" is literally like 3 feet by 3 feet. It pretty...

Stopped by recently to see if things have changed. The parking lot is still very cramped and gets filled quickly. You walk in and the bar is front and center with a small stripper cage on the right. It's kind of weird that you either have to...

Ok the Tennyson is a unique experience. The parking lot gets cramped quick so I definitely wouldn't drink too much if you plan driving. The club has a bar right in front where is a "side stage" which is a pole and a mirror by the bar. ...

Usually my "go to" place, $5 cover and friendly staff. Dancers are mostly 4-5, but there are usually one or two 7-8 most nights. Very casual and close up arrangement, but the lap dance rooms are literally curtained closets right next to the stage. Definitely a fun...