Reviews

Found myself in the hills south of Pittsburgh on a Wednesday night and it’d been way more than a year since my last visit so I stopped in having seen some favorable reviews recently. Nothing…

Time for another annual Tennyson review. I've been coming to this local dive club in the Southwestern PA suburbs for 10+ years at this point. It's very reliable for a chill, low pressure experience and…

I was in Pittsburgh for work and was looking around for a club to visit. Other reviews have left me with mixed expectations. I definitely wasn't expecting a Dallas/Houston/ATL experience, so I decided…

I've been coming to the Tennyson Lodge (in the south suburbs of Pgh for the uninitiated) for years and years at this point. It's pretty much stayed the same (minus the elimination of indoor smoking)…

Stopped in for a bit after a sporting event. $10 cover but the doorman didn’t have change. Had to owe him later. A girl recognized me immediately from a previous visit. Asked if I was…

Sooo everyone’s favorite neighborhood dive strip club the Tenny seems to be getting back on track somewhat. I’ve been coming here for years and it goes thru peaks and valleys in terms of talent. Sometimes…

Arrived on a Thursday (really Friday morning) just after midnight. It’s a Tudor house-looking structure in a busy area south of the city. Rolling hills and a lot of other businesses in the area. The…

Stopped in shortly after 9:00 PM on a Wednesday or Thursday for three visits over the span of several months. Never had an issue finding parking in their spacious parking lot that is either…

This place changes from time to time. The first time I went was way back in the 60s. This time around the quality was way down. four of the girls were very hefty bags, one…

Bethel Park, PA. Friday night after midnight. Drive up, good area. Parking lot, one dude directing me, no it's not a drunk guy, just the security guy here in a t shirt, nice guy. Walk…

The place looks like a dive bar. The clientele and the performers all seemed friendly. Cover was $10. It started slow but got busier throughout the night. It was Saturday so there was less action…

This is an updated review because there is new talent, and that has its pros and cons. I know someone will complain about me glossing over the inside, but there really isn't much to say.…

This club is small! I won't waste time on the layout, who goes to a club for the layout anyway lmao. Just know you don't have much space to venture out, but honestly its not…

Basics: - $10 cover - $7 Drinks (Jack and Coke, Beer) - $20 dances (as posted, did not buy one) - Spent $40-60 total Location/Layout: This place feels like it is located a bit off the beaten path. I don't know…

I made my usual monthly jaunt to the Tennyson and found the talent to be about the same below average level as you would expect. Can’t beat the $10 cover + $20 for high mileage,…

After a very lame trip to Club Erotica I drove to Beemers which from what I could tell from reviews would be a good time. I arrived around 10 pm on a Wednesday to a…

I was recommended this spot by a local friend. While our tastes differ I could see the appeal right away. It gave off a rather Americana dive type feel I would expect out of an…

Hadn't been by the Tennyson in a few years so stopped back to check it out while I was in town. Most of the reviews hit the basics of the layout: front bar, no…

I was in Pittsburgh braving the snow and checked out reviews. After cursing myself for being there on a Wednesday and missing 2-4-1 dance specials on Tuesdays and Thursdays at different clubs, I chose Tennyson…

I was in the area, so I went back to have some fun. First the wordy bits- Club is a strange no smoking/smoking club. Weird, but OK. NO smoking at the bar, and plenty of signs…

I've been a regular at the Tennyson for quite sometime. Talent had been good for about the last year or so. They had hired many new attractive young girls who were enthusiatic and fun around…

I went to Tennyson's on a Saturday night. I was planning to go to another club, which is said to be "the best" in Pittsburgh, but they have a hefty cover and mandatory valet…

The main bar and dance floor area is pretty clean, the mens room could have use a little extra attention maybe but all in all I didn't feel grimy while being there. The crowd was…

I was in the neighborhood so I thought I would do some navigating and find the place. If you're not from Pittsburgh, you wont understand that you cant draw a line from a to b…

My friend and I hit up the Tennyson one night when I was pissed and needed to blow off some steam. The drinks were cheap, and there were almost as many dancers as guys.…