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Tennyson Lodge
4797 Library Rd Bethel Park, PA 15102

Tennyson Lodge Reviews

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  • review
    a month ago
    Things are looking up!
    Sooo everyone’s favorite neighborhood dive strip club the Tenny seems to be getting back on track somewhat. I’ve been coming here for years and it goes thru peaks and valleys in terms of talent....
    Takedacannoli
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    2 months ago
    Alone on pervert’s row
    Arrived on a Thursday (really Friday morning) just after midnight. It’s a Tudor house-looking structure in a busy area south of the city. Rolling hills and a lot of other businesses in the area....
  • review
    9 months ago
    Pull the plug on the Tennyson?
    Stopped in shortly after 9:00 PM on a Wednesday or Thursday for three visits over the span of several months. Never had an issue finding parking in their spacious parking lot that is...
  • review
    a year ago
    Total Bust
    This place changes from time to time. The first time I went was way back in the 60s. This time around the quality was way down. four of the girls were very hefty bags,...
  • review
    a year ago
    Yinzer Lodge
    Bethel Park, PA. Friday night after midnight. Drive up, good area. Parking lot, one dude directing me, no it's not a drunk guy, just the security guy here in a t shirt, nice guy....
  • review
    a year ago
    Overall good experience
    The place looks like a dive bar. The clientele and the performers all seemed friendly. Cover was $10. It started slow but got busier throughout the night. It was Saturday so there was less...
  • review
    a year ago
    Better and worse
    This is an updated review because there is new talent, and that has its pros and cons. I know someone will complain about me glossing over the inside, but there really isn't much to...
    vanillaextract
    Vanilla inside and out
  • review
    a year ago
    C team for a Friday!?
    This club is small! I won't waste time on the layout, who goes to a club for the layout anyway lmao. Just know you don't have much space to venture out, but honestly its...
    vanillaextract
    Vanilla inside and out
  • review
    2 years ago
    Curiosity satisfied, no need to return
    Basics: - $10 cover - $7 Drinks (Jack and Coke, Beer) - $20 dances (as posted, did not buy one) - Spent $40-60 total Location/Layout: This place feels like it is located a bit off the beaten path. I don't...
    mjpenn07
    California
  • review
    2 years ago
    Budget friendly and relaxed club
    I made my usual monthly jaunt to the Tennyson and found the talent to be about the same below average level as you would expect. Can’t beat the $10 cover + $20 for high...
    Takedacannoli
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    2 years ago
    2 of 2 bad Pittsburgh outings
    After a very lame trip to Club Erotica I drove to Beemers which from what I could tell from reviews would be a good time. I arrived around 10 pm on a Wednesday to...
    captainfun
    new city, new club
  • review
    5 years ago
    Decent Dive Type Club
    I was recommended this spot by a local friend. While our tastes differ I could see the appeal right away. It gave off a rather Americana dive type feel I would expect out of...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Mix of Attentive/Inattentive Staff
    Hadn't been by the Tennyson in a few years so stopped back to check it out while I was in town. Most of the reviews hit the basics of the layout: front bar,...
    Stackson
    New York
  • review
    6 years ago
    Dumbest. Dancers. Ever.
    I was in Pittsburgh braving the snow and checked out reviews. After cursing myself for being there on a Wednesday and missing 2-4-1 dance specials on Tuesdays and Thursdays at different clubs, I chose...
    IHearVoices
    954 (South Florida)
  • review
    6 years ago
    Follow-up Visit
    I was in the area, so I went back to have some fun. First the wordy bits- Club is a strange no smoking/smoking club. Weird, but OK. NO smoking at the bar, and plenty of...
    ohbob
    Ohio
  • review
    7 years ago
    Going downhill
    I've been a regular at the Tennyson for quite sometime. Talent had been good for about the last year or so. They had hired many new attractive young girls who were enthusiatic and fun...
    Takedacannoli
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    7 years ago
    Comfortable Neighborhood Watering Hole
    I went to Tennyson's on a Saturday night. I was planning to go to another club, which is said to be "the best" in Pittsburgh, but they have a hefty cover and mandatory...
  • review
    7 years ago
    An ok club in the suburbs
    The main bar and dance floor area is pretty clean, the mens room could have use a little extra attention maybe but all in all I didn't feel grimy while being there. The crowd...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Not a bad place
    I was in the neighborhood so I thought I would do some navigating and find the place. If you're not from Pittsburgh, you wont understand that you cant draw a line from a to...
    ohbob
    Ohio
  • review
    7 years ago
    Unlike any other
    My friend and I hit up the Tennyson one night when I was pissed and needed to blow off some steam. The drinks were cheap, and there were almost as many dancers as...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Same old, same old
    Stopped by recently to see if things have changed. The parking lot is still very cramped and gets filled quickly. You walk in and the bar is front and center with a...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    7 years ago
    Ok the Tennyson is a unique...
    Ok the Tennyson is a unique experience. The parking lot gets cramped quick so I definitely wouldn't drink too much if you plan driving. The club has a bar right in front...
    BigBoom
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    7 years ago
    Just like a neighborhood bar
    Usually my "go to" place, $5 cover and friendly staff. Dancers are mostly 4-5, but there are usually one or two 7-8 most nights. Very casual and close up arrangement, but the...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Bareakoe
    First time visitor to the Tennyson...but lined up pretty well with other reviews I had seen. It's a bit smoky, and a little crowded when it gets busy...but a pretty good time. I'm not a...
    readme
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    8 years ago
    Even sadder than you remember.
    My last review of this place was Jan 2015. Last summer, there actually was an upswing with some decent talent rotating through the place. Unfortunately, that didn't last. It's obvious the owners,...
    sdraif
    Pennsylvania