Cafe Cleopatra
1230 St Laurent Blvd Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S5, Canada

I visited on both an evening...

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Apr 23, 2006, 3:01 AM
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I visited on both an evening and an afternoon. The description given earlier is quite accurate. A dark (20 minutes to adjust on a sunny day), smoky bar with one stage and a bunch of mostly 2- and 3-person tables (2-person is really for 1, plus a seat for a dancer to join you). "Tip the doorman" to get it; very quick concern with getting you a drink (though reasonably priced). The "real action" is in the booths, both the main booth area along the East wall and 4 other booths near the bar on the South wall.

I found similar levels of attractiveness both times. Most dancers in the 2 to 6 range, with a small handful up as high as 9. Booths are absurdly cramped, especially if you're a big guy, but contact can be quite nice. I found the afternoon crew willing to go quite a bit farther (perhaps in part because in the evening there was a line for booths half the time). At first, the classic dilemma -- some great contact from less-attractive dancers, but less from some of the better lookers. Then I found the best fit for me--a blonde 9+ named "Catalan" who, while she spoke little English, spoke "dance" very well. Had five with her, complete with light kissing, roaming hands, and an overall good time.

Not the place to go for eye candy on stage, but if you're patient, you can find great dances from good lookers for a great price.

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